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Novichok   
26 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

and that we stink real bad too.

That was not fair...Americans take showers daily. It's the European and Midwestern men stink like skunks.
Novichok   
26 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

If I were King of Poland;

If I were King of Poland I would follow Denmark. If Denmark doesn't have nukes and can be the happiest place on earth, maybe Poland doesn't need nukes, either.

Alternatively, I would call Putin and ask if he intends to invade Poland and exterminate 10 million Poles or do something equally unpleasant. Knowing this guy, he would probably burst out laughing and say:

Why the fvck would I want to mess with the people who hate Russia more than they hate the Gestapo and SS? For their bit*chy women? Or space program and oil? ...hahahahahahahahaha...

Hey, Vlad, just for you:

Какого черта мне хотелось связываться с людьми, которые ненавидят Россию больше, чем гестапо и СС? Для своих стервозных женщин? Или космическая программа и нефть?
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [812]

Encourage those who wish to cross the Rio Grande to decide why they are coming

They already know why they are coming.

What do we do about the invasion? Now. Today.

Since you are a special kind of idiot, I will make it a multiple-choice question:

1. Shoot the mother fvckers before they cross or
2. After they cross - the way I can shoot a home invader who had the misfortune to pick me instead of a trembling pacifist Jew who never owned a gun.
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

Now many countries can make them.

I wonder how much would Pakis want for a 1-megaton nuke if it was for sale.
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / Polish President vetoes PO's dingbat gender law [173]

Hell is not a nice place to be (especially for eternity)

I would rather go to Hell and have dinner with Hitler, Stalin, and Mao than with Mother Teresa, JP2, and Gandhi in Heaven.

BTW, I really resent murder-suicides. Why don't these creeps start with suicide and then continue with murder?
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / Polish President vetoes PO's dingbat gender law [173]

suggest that confused people should commit suicide.

They kill themselves in large numbers without my suggestions. I read that the rate is 10x higher than the general population.

I support suicides under controlled conditions. Sure beats flying a plane into a mountain. Would you like to be on that plane?

I would be seriously pis^ed - especially if I bought a first-class ticket and didn't even get my lunch.
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

Those types of weapons took many decades of trial and error to create.

Danny, why would you waste time on this lunatic...
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

God (def.): the Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped as creator and ruler of the universe.

Miracle (def.): An event with three basic components: (1) It must be an unusual event that can be perceived by others. (2) It has no natural explanation. (3) It appears to be the result of an act of God.

Genius (def.): An atheist who can teach the faithful the basic elements of Christianity.

Hey, Novi, you are an amazing guy...
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [349]

Whinge to the manufacturer about the name they chose,

They should be charged with false advertising. Just like the guys who claim to be "women" to commit fraud on the real women.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

I only planted the seed in you, it's someone else's job to water it.

I am trying to water it by learning from the believers. Somehow, they evade and avoid...
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [349]

White Lightening 'cider',

1. It's ain't "white". It's clear. Milk is white.
2. Judging by Brits' teeth, it's not working. Switch to water.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

if you give me your definitions there is still a chance that I will repent and become a believer again.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

No matter what definition I give you, it will not satisfy you

Give me the definitions that satisfy you.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
News / Polish President vetoes PO's dingbat gender law [173]

Seen a man give birth lately? Menstruate?

Even trans freaks agree that there are only two genders: men and women.

In the history of this madness, no guy ever ever asked to cut him up to be gender #7. It's always a man to a woman or in reverse.

The problem with the reverse is that there is no payback in the form of scholarships and medals for winning a swimming competition, for example.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
News / Polish President vetoes PO's dingbat gender law [173]

The fake woman who sunk Bud Light Beer.

I wish the azhole would drown in it...

The scary part of this trans crap is not that there are moron men pretending to be women. The scary thing is that otherwise sane people are going along with this idiocy.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
News / Polish President vetoes PO's dingbat gender law [173]

transwomen rather than transmen...

There is no such thing as trans women. It's guys masquerading as women.
Just as I am pretending to be a woman. You can check my profile here.

I know you are slow so let me explain this bs this way:

If a guy grows his hair long, puts on lipstick, and buys a bra is a woman, then a flat-chested woman with short hair and no lipstick is a man.

Got it?

What are "all the facets"?

There is only one: Being a female. Only females can be women.

Men can be "women" the way my granddaughters are cats on Halloween.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES??

Before nukes, Poland should have more public restrooms with toilet paper, water, soap, and towels.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

What is "God"? Define it without using the word "God".

Also, "miracle". What is a miracle?

Let me give you an example...Woman - an adult human female.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

since you have yet to mention a single

I don't trade because I don't have to. I don't punch the clock, either, because I don't work.
I don't pray for the same reason.
Novichok   
23 Mar 2024
Life / Poles - the Nation of Liars? [478]

. Unless you take a trip to Poland you'll never have to address any Poles anyway, so why are you whining?

I went to Poland twice in the last 7 years and it was "ty" no mater who was in front of me - a student or a priest.

Here, we have Polish delis and restaurants. Same story. No exceptions. I met Adrain's parents. "Ty" again. They send me a card and asked if we could meet again.

I don't tend to engage with strangers because I've got better things to do with my time.

Let me guess...You are not married and have no kids.

I am married and have kids becasue one day I was at a party, saw a drop-dead gorgious woman, like three grades better than I deserved, I walked up to her and asked her if I could have her phone number. That was in August 1969. We are still married and I would put my life on the line for her. That's why I have two guns.
Novichok   
23 Mar 2024
Life / St Patrick's day in Poland [272]

I feel nothing but pity for you because you can't appreciate good Rock Music

Don't. Maf is right. Not every random cacophony is music.

Music by my definition is what I can catch and repeat. What I would like to hear again when the first presentation is over. What cannot tolerate random distortions. What requires talent.

What does not require jumping, smoke, and idiotic costumes... Like this piece:



The very definition of perfection. Also Enya.