Off-Topic / Things you can't get used to in your new country [95]

People eating pizza with knife and fork in a sit down restaurant and never any garlic powder or oregano to sprinkle on ya pizza anywhere in Poland.

Off-Topic / Things you can't get used to in your new country [95]

They must have small bathrooms like closets.Everything including cars,streets,houses is so small.As you land and get out of airport looks everything is miniature toys.

Off-Topic / Things you can't get used to in your new country [95]


I am telling ya man these fu.cks have no sockets in bathrooms,Seriously how they charge there razors,toothbrushes,dryers lol.They still have 2 taps for hot and cold water in there bathrooms wash basins.

News / Poland overtakes Taiwan and the Netherlands... [17]


Yeah lol and we can have the grand daughters at foster home?lol

Real Estate / How would a lease affect my tax residency? [6]

I have to tell you that there is no such thing as vital interests for Polish tax dept.Tax dept in Poland will simply look at ya 183 days residence permit,so cover yourself for that.That includes not just staying/living in Poland but it means in the whole Schengen countries.Your children wife/hubbi maybe living in the US like mine and me sometimes(depending on $ rate) made more in Poland.Your signing of lease or owning a property has nothing to do with it.If the tax dept wants they can get your travelling data,may take a while but then they will come at you with heavy interest and penalties.I have a friend who is now fighting for mils of USD the Polish tax dept wants from him for living in Poland for years now.

Off-Topic / A Slavic Guide to Women [3]

LQQKS you are living in a la la land fool.Wake up,Ruski women make the cheapest hoes of the west.If you dont believe me ask your mom and sis.All the go go bars in US and sex clubs in the EU are full of ruski hoes also the cheapest hookers in middle east are from ruski land

They are beautiful until the clothes get off and then you need a lawn mower for there armpits and wherever its needed lol.Remember when a pack of Marlboros could make them spend nights with you.probably still do.Even on Polish highways most Tirowfkis are ruskis:)

So who make more moola your mom or ya sis?Do the give out any complimentary sample performances?Hey what work does ya gf do??and what shifts? esp in NYC ruski gals are known for it.

Law / Parking fine with UK licence [3]

Did you park in a handicap parking or in front of a fire hydrant??If yes then there are points to the owner of the car,until she can send a copy of your D/L and a letter that it was you who was driving/ or had parked.I dont know about UK license but once my wife got a speeding ticket via camera and I was let go as I was not in the pic and she dont have Polish d/l.She only has a US d/l & a International driving permit.

Off-Topic / Things you can't get used to in your new country [95]


Some also say Vodka is healthier,or even a chilled glass of beer on a sunny 90 degree day:))

Off-Topic / Five or more years of Erdogan! [32]


Cuz I dont listen to dogs bark:))


LOL I dont wear that ankle high salwar your son in law wears :)


LOL how do you know that I pray? Did your paki ankle high salwar wearing son in law tell you??

Off-Topic / Five or more years of Erdogan! [32]

But your son in law is a paki Moose limb.What color burka does your daughter wear that blue one like in Afganistan or that deadly ninja warrior looking black one?

Off-Topic / Five or more years of Erdogan! [32]

I just asked if your daughter converted,cant you even answer that or vodka from that plastic btl has taken effect?

Off-Topic / Five or more years of Erdogan! [32]


Did your daughter convert for her Paki humper also??

Law / Polish Graduate Working in Poland with GERMAN VISA? [27]


Common Lyzko,you know better there are plenty of Indians living in your building and neighborhood and little India is near you in Jersey City.

Travel / Weird and wonderful Polish train fares [79]

If they drove they could have rented a car for 80 pln plus 100pln max for gas/ins,would be way cheaper,quicker and convenient.

Law / Child Maintenance Poland/ Ireland [9]

I have heard that the EU is now working to make a grid system for all the countries like we have in the US and when ever stopped the cops will know about the warrants and make an arrest.

@OP,What kind of friend is he that will not care about his child?Deadbeat dads should be used as range targets for I care.

Law / Polish Graduate Working in Poland with GERMAN VISA? [27]


Me too,I think in 2010 or 2011 was easy peasy,now people struggle to get it.


I did not,they filled my forms and just podpis,podpis and the decesija was in cpl of weeks,even though I didnt care much about it,only way it has helped me is to buy property without taking permission and during covid to travel.In fact most of the time starsz granica on airport starts talking to me in Polish and I have to tell em sorry no Polish and they look at me wide eyed and start checking the passport again lol.


lol not really,at least for me its hard.Forget that people cant even get dates for the exam and some even travel overseas to take a date for that exam.

Law / Child Maintenance Poland/ Ireland [9]

Nope,I dont know anybody,also people who go through that tend not to share it with anyone.

Law / Polish Graduate Working in Poland with GERMAN VISA? [27]

Polish language test B 1 level has to be passed for Permanent residence(I dont know incase of marriage) from a Govt recognized institution.For temporary residence there is no need for Polish language test.For citizenship it is a must even in case of marriage.

Law / Child Maintenance Poland/ Ireland [9]

Deadbeat Dads usually do get caught and end up in slammer till they cough up all they owe.

Law / Polish Graduate Working in Poland with GERMAN VISA? [27]


Dont be sure,over 50% in India dont speak Hindi.
forbesindia.com/article/news-by-numbers/hindi-day-2020-indias-mostspoken-languages-are/62577/1

Law / Polish Graduate Working in Poland with GERMAN VISA? [27]

@Lyzko
Yup,I know cpl people from Brazil,Mexico,India and Brits who cant get there resident permits for the last 1 1/2 years and when they go to immigration,they are told they have instructions to process Ukrainians first.It was the case with Americans a year back or so but lately they are getting there resident permits in 2/3 months.Some trashy Americans dont even bother and do Visa runs and work under the table.

Life / Will the price of petrol/diesel reach 7 Zlotys in 2011 [58]



Acceleration Pick-up,Maybe this will clear what I meant
community.cartalk.com/t/acceleration-pick-up/71193


Not yet

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  Just took this pic in Warsaw cpl days back
  

Real Estate / Seeking your insight for my rental situation [3]

Any contract signed by a non polish speaker without a certified translator is null and void if legally challenged in polish courts.
If you want to pursue the case get ready for attorney fee for around 2500 pln plus your time or just live with it.

News / Dirty deeds of foreign guys in Poland [128]

Known fact that most of the nuisance tourists are brits there,which everyone knows and talks about.
Here
edition.cnn.com/travel/article/amsterdam-wants-rowdy-tourists-to-stay-away/index.html

Most brits and the local residents know who these signs are for.
Do read this in that "That same year, Amsterdam successfully targeted British male tourists with a campaign discouraging anti-social behavior."

News / Dirty deeds of foreign guys in Poland [128]


Lately in Amsterdam they have signs for brits & irish "Please dont come here"

Love / My husband is Polish and I was wondering why he drinks all the time. [66]


Still way less then ruski ORCS:))

Real Estate / Polish landlord - Walks into my apartment without asking or when i am not at home and wants half rent in cash. [36]


Most do pay taxes,on rental there is only 8.5% flat tiax till 100k a year and then 12.5% flat.Only dumb and idiots would like to mess with uzad skarbowe for that lil money,again there are some fools out there.


Not at least for the last 23 years I have been coming here.I have heard only 1 scenario like this but they are very rare,usually the landlords make an appointment.

Real Estate / Polish landlord - Walks into my apartment without asking or when i am not at home and wants half rent in cash. [36]


before the 1 year contract is over. Will i get my deposit back?
NO,you will not get it back and if the landlord is a bi.tch he will file a claim for the whole years rent or the cost to rent it again adding cost of his efforts to rent the place and that could be seriously outrageous.

Real Estate / Polish landlord - Walks into my apartment without asking or when i am not at home and wants half rent in cash. [36]


When you are sure that the landlord did so call the cops and file a report for break in/trespassing/burglary and watch your landlord come begging.

BTW if you dont speak Polish Dial "911" and they speak English and English speaking cops will be there in 10 minutes max(Now I dont know if that only works with the US number or from all the numbers)

Off-Topic / Serbia etc. thread 3 [437]

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