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Posts by dnz  

Joined: 2 Dec 2007 / Male ♂
Last Post: 25 Mar 2011
Threads: Total: 17 / In This Archive: 12
Posts: Total: 710 / In This Archive: 404
From: poznan/poland
Speaks Polish?: no
Interests: cars, socialising, skiing, surfing, travelling

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dnz   
18 Jul 2009
Love / Real relationship with a polish girl [26]

Its not really a relationship now is it? I suggest perhaps going to bars, clubs etc and you might meet a real person........
dnz   
21 Jul 2009
Life / What should be done to make life in Poland better and more enjoyable? [94]

:) it can do, Always wondered why people steal the badges off it on a regular basis. Has got a very good immobilisers though, anti tow system. Still not secure enough to stop the local pikey scumbags from siphoning my petrol out through the tank venting system but the rat poison should see to that.
dnz   
22 Jul 2009
Law / How much it cost to open new small kebab shop in poznan, total investment [10]

What went wrong with the indian restaurant? I would assume that would do really well, Regarding a kebab shop you will be up against a lot of already established businesses which could make things more difficult.

Are you looking for a business partner/investor? I would be interested in opening a restaurant but not too sure about the kebab shop. Drop me an email if you fancy mulling over some ideas, figures etc.
dnz   
23 Jul 2009
Life / Car Documents - what to do if you lose them? [17]

Can't you just apply to the DVLA for a new set, they usually cost around £20 and take 2 weeks,

Regarding Insurance and MOT it should come up fine on the ANPR cameras and you don't really need the physical documents anymore.
dnz   
23 Jul 2009
Life / Car Documents - what to do if you lose them? [17]

Carrying documents around does seem rather archaic really, if the uk of all countries can introduce a central database surely all other countries should be able to. I got stopped once here and told the police to do a PNC check and they just llokd at me confused, I hardly ever carry any other documents apart from my drivers licence.
dnz   
23 Jul 2009
Work / Specific qualifications for a specific career [23]

Actually its not, the above examples of the USA or Poland only partially cover the real World. Im a MD and employ around 10 Poles at any one time i couldnt care a less about their qualifications. I go with on the job performance. No qualifications here im afraid, i wont stand for that BS.

I didn't know that you were a doctor WB or is this a different WB to the one that used to frequent here?
dnz   
26 Jul 2009
Work / In PoznaƄ from the 10th of August, will I be too late to find a job? [5]

You should be fine, Its probably worth emailing the schools directly with your CV as theres hundreds to go and visit and would take you ages, You shouldn't have any problems getting a job here though. Delphiandomine is on holiday at the moment but he's the person to ask as he knows more about teaching than me.
dnz   
27 Jul 2009
Life / Polish Radio and TV stations online? [68]

you can bfbs which is the armed forces station in western poland, boring but all the presenters speak with a war northern accent,

Also BBC world service but dull isn't the word to describe how boring it is.

Does anyone know if they have DAB or satellite radio in PL yet?
dnz   
27 Jul 2009
Work / Job opportunities in Poland for a foreigner? (other than a teacher) [175]

Not really, I know lots of people who have been offered very highly paid positions within companies without knowing the language. I was offered a very good position last year with a tempting package.

Its just knowing where to look,

As for the Callan method, well thats just a joke really,......
dnz   
30 Jul 2009
Life / Petrol theft in Poland common? [27]

Just wondered if its common for scallys to steal petrol in Poland as i've had a fair bit siphoned out of my car recently about 80 litres in the past 2 weeks, They seem to be getting it out of the fuel venting system under the car probably by use of a mechanical pump,

I live in a good area too this is why i found it suprising, At first i suspected one of the godawful roads here had caused a fuel leak but i had it on the four poster and everythings in order so its obviously being stolen.

Is there a method to prevent this?
dnz   
30 Jul 2009
Life / Petrol theft in Poland common? [27]

no lock on the gas tank cap?

there is but they seem to be pumping it out through the vent pipe or the overflow tube.

Shotgun, torch and packet of cafeine pills should do the trick.

sounds like a plan :), thought about packing the pipe theyre using to get it through with rat poison so if they suck it through then they swallow it then i realised that it could be classed as murder :(
dnz   
30 Jul 2009
Life / Petrol theft in Poland common? [27]

fill it up with water and spoil their stolen stock ;)

My memorys terrible, I think i would forget its full of water and try to drive it :(

80 liters?
do you own a truck or a SUV?
if they pumped the fuel from the vents they have to lift the vehicle on jack at least,to get under it

Its just a fairly large saloon car, Theres no evidence it was lifted but if you lie on your back under the rear end you can see a pipe which is around 10 mm diameter coming from the side of the tank, I assume that they must have pumped it out through there....
dnz   
15 Aug 2009
Life / Polish health care system, my experience. [32]

Couldn't you say you lost your card when you got mugged and show them your passport? UK citizens are entitled to free healthcare here, In my experience the polish healthcare system is excellent, Even if you did have a card no doubt it would have been kept in your wallet anyway and when they put the details into the system it isn't going to be processed straight away this is polish administration so you should be in the clear.
dnz   
16 Aug 2009
Life / Deadly Roads - "Are polish roads really THAT dangerous?" [139]

I find Polish roads horrific both the quality of the road and the standard of driving by the people who use them, I drive around 70,000 miles a year and in Poland even though i've been here for quite some time i'm genuinely scared and appalled by the actions some drivers take and the unnecessary risks some take just to get past 1 more car. I'm not the slowest driver in the world and will happily cruise at 150 mph + through germany overnight on an empty motorway where both the roads and the people that use them work in harmony like a well engineered swiss watch. You can predict what 99% of other road users are going to do where in Poland if someone indicates left they could do anything. Drivers have no lane discipline and seem flummoxed by roundabouts etc. Also drivers of expensive(ish) cars seem to think that the rules of the road don't apply to them and that the highway code braking distances are measured in millimetres.

When i worked as a rep in the UK driving the length and breadth of the country on a weekly basis I hardly ever saw accidents in Poland I've seen people lose control on a perfectly straight stretch of road for no obvious reason, I've seen a car on its roof in the centre of poznan (how the F*ck do you manage that?)

I find it amazing how few people die on Polish roads given the quality of the roads themselves and the sheer incompetence of the motorists who use them.

What do they teach in the polish driving test, I stood at a bus stop once (yes i used a bus once *shivers*) and watched some guy have at least 7 attempts to fit his Mercedes A class into a fairly large space before giving up and wheel spinning off with a damaged ego. Most of the drivers on the road have no idea how to operate a clutch either slipping it whilst revving the engine excessively or performing a massive wheelspin (something which is only done in the UK by burberry wearing acne infested chavs in saxos and corsas) or just simply stalling as they are too engrossed in their telephone conversation.

Add this to the corrupt police who once pulled me in an ageing 1.6 88bhp mitsubishi claiming that i was doing over 300 kmh (i did invite them to show me how to get my car to go this fast but they declined) who are interested in nothing apart from making a quick buck from speeding motorists and do nothing about dangerous driving nothing is going to change in the near future.

So in answer to the OPs question Polish roads themselves aren't that dangerous but the incompetent barely qualified egotistical clueless morons that use them are.
dnz   
19 Aug 2009
Life / Haunted Homes in Poland [173]

I didn't really believe in ghosts till about 4 years ago when i worked in a country club which was supposedly haunted and despite my co workers telling me not to go to the toilets after 9pm going in there, the cubicle doors slammed shut with none there, all the taps came on and i got pushed by something i couldn't see, That was rather scary and weird. Also I saw a person stood at the end of the bar that kinda convinced me that there must be something. Also when staying at my parents house i've seen things move by themselves but that could be anything as the house is over 600 years old.

I however don't believe in God or the Devil and am not religious in the slightest as i feel i don't need to go to a cold building once a week so that a man wearing a dress can tell me how to live my life and be a good person.
dnz   
19 Aug 2009
Travel / Driving to Russia via Poland Info on Ukraine Border [30]

I drive to UA (Khmelnitsky......South East of Ternopil) from England (Cornwall) approx 3 or 4 times every year.....non-stop, no sleep ;-) ... hard core driving

I do the trip from Bude to Poznan twice a month in one hit, thats a killer,

This spring I drove to Helsinki through St. Petersburg on 15 inches disks. I was like "God damn this road I'll never drive there again". Now I've got summer 17 inches OZ racing disk and I don't even think of driving there. What I want to say is that 18 inches are good for Europe or for big cities in Russia but they're hardly acceptable for highways far away from cities, unless you're a sluggish driver. You take risks... My friend recently drove his bmw with oval tires didn't notice the dimple on the road tore the tire and crushed the disk. Thankfully there was a repair-shop not so far...

I used 255 45 18 tyres on my Bmw with standard bmw rims, and my god they are strong, I've driven over allsorts with no problems,

35 mpg from a straight 6 BMW is a great result, my 728i averages 26 mpg if i drive like a saint and is strangely more economical at higher speeds, As a way 0f crossing continents you simply can't fault a big BMW though :)

Looking forward to the update, i've always fancied driving to the ukraine, How is the BMW coping with the poor quality low octane fuel there? Mine was always quite fussy and ran badly if i put poor quality fuel in although I assume the knock sensor will rectify any differences in the octane?
dnz   
19 Aug 2009
Real Estate / Renting flats in Poland [13]

It depends how much you pay for the flats and how much you rent them out for...

more information needed for an accurate answer.
dnz   
19 Aug 2009
Travel / Driving to Zakopane from England [21]

Continental do a fantastic all weather tyre which isn't too expensive you can order them in the uk, blackcircles.com or camskill do some good deals mail order, make sure you have esp/abs etc as it makes for better snow driving, Ideally use something 4wd like an impreza, audi quattro etc, My M3 used to get stuck for a past time :) I've driven through germany all times of the year and never really bothered with winter tyres just good all weather ones. Toyo proxy t1r are good in the snow due to their V shaped tread pattern but not ideal but better than most.

If you need help with your tyres pm me the tyre siza and i'll have a look for you (the numbers on the sidewall, ie 205/40/r17)

Tyre chains are generally banned on the road between zakapane and krakow and aren't really necessary in all honesty. If you hire a car in PL or ze fazzerland it will come fitted with suitable tyres so don't worry about that.

make sure you have european breakdown cover, I use green flag and they are excellent, recovered my Audi from a french autoroute and towed it all the way back to cornwall when the gearbox spewed its guts.

Driving in Poland is very differerent to in the UK and Germany due to the fact that all other roadusers are in fact incompetent egotistical idiots who overtake in stupid places and have no regard for other motorists. Theres other threads about this on here.

Make sure you have the full compliment of totally unecessary equipment in your car including warning triangle, first aid kit, spare bulbs, Fire extinguisher and those stupid high visability vests.

Regarding the ferry Norfolklines dover to dunkirk route is the cheapest at £30 each way on a roll up basis.

hope this helps
dnz   
19 Aug 2009
Travel / Driving to Russia via Poland Info on Ukraine Border [30]

In Russia it mostly concerns quality of diesel. That's the main reason why I still don't have a car with a diesel engine.

Thats probably the best way, do they dilute it with kerosene or something? Add to the fact that diesels make a horrific noise when you start them in the morning and fill pedestrians lungs up with carcinogenic soot and are shocking to drive give me a straight 6 bmw anyday :)

Everybody uses rim locks here. Unless you have them I strongly recommend you to keep an eye on your car.

I just kept my wheels in a shocking state thus putting people off stealing them...