Study / Comparing Educational Standards in Poland vs other countries [88]


Ahh arts envy.

One of those Engineers do it with a calculator types no doubt. :) Another form of HE is not necessarily evil just because you don't understand it and have no immunity to it. The most deadly germs known to man were always to be found on the Engineering corridor of my local college. It was like another planet. :)

Remember Phobos:

What I mean is: you will inevitably sound like a neighbour talking about a problem family in their hearing. If they hear you they may institute a program of seeded destruction. Very big comet trails, weird DNA drippings. Even now a Phobian (Benton Revenge) could be arising from that planet to challenge the known order.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Or of course you could be the problem family. In which case I was never here

Life / Smingus-Dyngus - Polish tradition [155]

There is also a support site, for victims of Smingus dyngus.

smingusdyngusdryusoffus.pl.org

UK, Ireland / Come work and play in Chester [12]

Mate, i spent my 4 years of my life living in Chester.
The rent's pretty expensive there mate and if I were you, I wouldn't get a flat in or around the Hoole area. Unless of course it's the new flats in Thomas Brassey Close. They're expensive, but to give them their due, the flats there are not bad at all.

Good luck.

Love / Getting engaged! I'm 18, he's 28. WOW [72]


Can you please stop shouting, i've got a headache. Thank you.

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]


Well come on then, you're the one who thinks he is right, so you prove it to us non believers. Don't give us links, you explain it to us. In words of less that 2 syllables. I know you can do it if you try. :)

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]


He's making it up as he goes along. :) Come on, don't give up. Those that can, do. Those that can't teach.

Teach us master. Teach us. :)

We promise not to laugh and we won't interupt. :)

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]


So if an archaeologist digs you up in a 1000 years he'll know you were fluent in bullsh*t? :)

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]

Daffy: We know you're right, you know you're right but:
Keywords: Brick Wall, Head, Banging.

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]


The Khan's managed it quite well. Nice family. Lovely neighbours. Ok, only 800 years ago though. :)



edit: you beat me to it Daffy. This thread is moving like a bullet train. :)

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]

Mum why is that pig wearing a tiger skin rug?
Shh: Now Timothy, that's not a pig, listen. <shh> See, there, it roars like a Tiger. Genetics and language, interconnected, you'll learn timothy, you'll learn. :)

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]


Tigers can be cared for by monkeys, but that doesn't make the Tiger a monkey. Genetically, it's still a tiger. Even if it speaks monkey when it's ahome. :) Try harder.

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]


Come on then Quincy. Edumucate us. What does genetics have to do with language?

Why am I expecting a punch line to follow that? :)

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]

Those pesky Saxons, Jutes and Angles.

Hmm, Angles, Saxons?

Angle oh Saxons (Matron) Can I hold anything for you Vicar? :)

Dane Geld isn't he that the guy from Another Level who had an accident with a pair of shears? :)

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]


Damn clever Frenchies, coming over and stealing our words for Radiator.

UK, Ireland / English, Irish, Scots: They're All One, Genes Suggest [69]


Far too logical Bubba. There has to be something else there. <remembering to observe your Shatnerian pauses> Get bletchley on the blower, we'll have them take a schnuffty.

God only knows what the Americans will make of that. :)

Feedback / What rule have I offended with this translation request? [21]

lol

Like cease and desist, but with less Canderel. Now that is is a spoonerful :) You must understand please sonny.

I, Huegel.

Welcome aboard Rick54. Good to have you here. Don't mind us, we've all just been here a little too long, it gets us all in the end.



Just the way those two lines followed on from each other made me smile. :)

Feedback / What rule have I offended with this translation request? [21]

It's like going into a pub and saying drink. :) Is that a command or an offer. Everyone around you fnishes up and looks at you expectantly. :) That's going to be a costly night out.

Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]


Perhaps we should buy her a hat? :)

I do think she'd be ever so scary in the flesh, but she does seem to talk with her, well, assets.
See it's times like this that Austria just cant compete. :)

Another note to Admin. We're not chatting, promise. :)

Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]

It's working. :) And we have the mesmorising chest woman to thank. What is her name. Jenny Vanilla slice or something?

Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]


You trying to get my hopes up again! :)

Work / For all English teachers in Poland (who work for only $1000 a month) [102]


Shh, if you stop now, they might not notice you. It was the, <looks around nervously> Admin team *shudder*

Listen, don't let them know you know, or you know they'll do nasty things, like take you to the <swallows loudly> trash can.

But you don't know me and i've not told you this. :)

Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]

Ahh, cheers Annia. We must stop meeting like this, people will talk! :) She was about the only reason I ever watched an otherwise average show. It would be rather amsuing watching her trying to pronounce some names of polish food, she seemed to struggle with Gino D'Acampo. :) (Though, thinking about it, I don't think she'd have put up much resistance.) :)

Food / UKTV Food, new series! [13]

Hmm, i'll try this again, seeing as it got deleted the first time around.

Hi Tele. Hope you're ok. For the mods, you have to put this in, otherwise, they get grumpy, so bear with me, gentle reader. As I do't live back home in the uk anymore, I have a question, which, whilst not necessarily, directly on topic, is to do with the actual theme of the thread, and as such is not causing any direct hi-jacking. However, if you please, I can wave a hand grenade around and demand we fly to Rio whilst asking my question. :)

Phew, still with me T? Hope so, we're almost there. Ahh the point: :)
Is the large woman, with her mesmorising chest, still presenting UKTV Food?

Love / Illegal Polish girl wants me to marry her for citizenship [124]


:)

Then perhaps, if I may be so bold, I might recommend the teachings of the little known 50 cent. A rapper for all occasions. :)

Love / Polish women are too easy to fall in love with. [68]


Yep, in this instance, it's better to sleep alone. :) Wise words my man.

Love / Illegal Polish girl wants me to marry her for citizenship [124]

Howzit mate.

Yeah. That's pretty brutal alright. I don't think we can generalise here and say all polish girls this... but the same thing happened to me, i've already mentioned it here, but might as well tell you too, my ex told me, as we were going through the whole splitting up thing: "You love me? Well, that's your problem isn't it."

Dunno if it helps or not, but you're not on your own mate. :)

Language / If you can say that, you are excellent in Polish. [32]


is a very long word... Shame we can't chose our parents. Extra wide passport. Yep. :)

Love / I had a Polish female friend. Horror in my mind... [79]


Avoid the dimply ones.

Love / I had a Polish female friend. Horror in my mind... [79]


excellent insight. do hope you consider registering here. I think you'd be a great addition to the ranks.

Carry on...

News / Dealing with constant insults against Polish [323]


Something tells me you're not a fully paid up, card carrying member of the hug-a-bobby group. :)