Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait

The only reason we can is because of television. No, not entirely true. I understand everything Brits say, except for those damned Scots from Glasgow. Terrible. Its like listening to a heavy metal song played in reverse.

From a Glasgow Scotsman you learn some very important "English" words; 1. Bevy 2. Wee cunt 3. Shite

The rest sounds like hurde gurdy goobin en der funk. Ow bout anuder bevy?

No it didnt.


yes they were,but they didnt speak English....


erm,but it is though.


Lols,here we go again...........what web site do you get all this gubbins from matey? Trust me,one day soon someone is going to make you look such a dick when they find it :)

BTW, I own a First Edition of Confessions'.....................

You will look in vain for such a website because all my "ghubins", if I understand what this bizzarre word is refering to, come from my memory of the books I have read and when I open the volume to find the passage, that I've been reminded of, I always know whether it will be on the righthand or the lefthand page because I can sort of see it in my mindseye.


Mine was published in 1995 and it cost me 25 cents. You should trade yours for an immense amount of laudenum, light the fire, order your servant to be ready with the tea, and live the dream!

Sounds like a plan,'cept Im not really one for pulp fiction,even if it has achieved a certain cache it does not deserve purely for being a book of choice for victims of hippie counter culture.....besides,just checked,its a 3rd edition.........oops,my bad,better dig out my battered old copy of Candide and other short stories,with,surprising familiar foot notes to some posts Ive read on here lately, instead. ;)

No wonder why Poles are getting tired of the Brits, they behave like morons, but if you were to act this in England???

The stiff upper pompous brit lip!

Poland braces itself for 'vulgar' British stag season 2019

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/8451168/Poland-braces-itself-for-vulgar-British-stag-season.html

At least the Police will be looking out for them this year.

Here is the latest story of Brits behaviour:theboltonnews.co.uk/news/18918742.jail-drunken-louts-caused-havoc-plane-mid-air/

They got their just desserts there. Good.

I flew into Szczecin a few weeks back and when the plane landed this Polish guy thought he was more important than anyone else and was pushing people out the way to get to the front. Probably wasn't 30 people on the plane so totally unnecessary. The Polish air hostess went for him verbally. She was scary. He then made the mistake of not sitting down when she told him too. Wow, if the first attack was scary this moved to a new level. I think everybody on the plane could feel the hairs standing up on the backs of their necks and the guy dutifully sat down and meekly obeyed.

Maybe they should have one like that on every plane. I guess she practices on her husband. Poor fella.

That would have made a great YT video! Cheers to the flight attendant!