I bet you have a micropene
Hi Roz, long time no 'see'.
You hope, lol! Seriously, though, it is not the skin of your nose. Stop dreaming about those things; you are a grandmother, for goodness' sake. P for you are things of the past.
By the way, I'm curious - isn't that sexist? I don't care, I'm only asking because, allegedly, only men can be sexist.
All the best, and control what you say in front of your grandchildren.