What's your hobby?

@Bobko

Aaaah, indeed, Haszek was a dog thief himself! haha

Did you forget the Imperial secret agent that was tasked with "entering Schweik's trust"?

Agent Brettschneider?

Who was so ashamed of the costs he imposed on the Inperial treasury, that he locked himself in an apartment with the seven poor wretches he bought from Schweik - and was eventually eaten by them?

When Schweik heard about this, he only said: "It will be hard for him to gather his bones at the Final Judgement".

... and tell me now that Slavia doesn't have the greatest literary heritage in the world!

Shakespeare-shmakespeare.