Funniest stuff said on PF! Please post the funniest convos, remakes, responses, name calling or whatever.

I'd love to see what this list becomes.

Only JR Jim keeps records.......the rest of us are normal.

get a life dog diggler

Funny convos are moved to Random and are taken out of context.

The funniest conversations are when new people bump into Strelecz35.

Next is when Milo begins to argue with Crow about how Serbs are purveyors of genocide. I don't know how, but Crow always manages to strike perfect comedic timing in his response, with the help of his trademark "a bird told me", "all is well in the universe", and "have faith in Svetovid".

It is funny to watch people fruitlessly try to learn the rules of the forum after 3-7-10 years of being here.

It is funny to imagine how an amateur genealogy researcher feels, when they first open an account, look under the rotten old log that is "Random Chat", and see the wondrous contents of what is JR's very own thread.

It is funny when an Indian man from New Jersey tries to pretend that he is Jewish and has connections in the Italian Mob all the way up to top.

It is funny to see that a grand total of three women have stayed on this forum consistently, and this experience has made them into some of the most fire-breathing ladies I've encountered.

Many, many things are funny here without being necessarily quotable.

Guilty as charged.

But, hey - this is a Polish board (at least in name) and mods are the authorities; there has to be some resistance and defiance towards the official authorities or it wouldn't be Polish at all!


Also, he sticks around for years on end, despite endless stream of abuse he's getting. Fair play to him :) If all Orthodox Slavs are that resilient, then we better start peace talks with Russia now, ha ha. :)

@GefreiterKania

The simple fact that there is a thread called "Serbia etc. thread 2", with 56 pages of posts, while at the same time we have a moderator named Vincent who is very particular about what is germane to PF - is proof that Crow either owns this forum or has had his genius recognized unanimously. If you ask me, I think it is not likely that Crow owns this forum. Simply, he has defeated the system. He is like Neo, and Vincent is Agent Smith.

Remember the boy in The Matrix that could bend spoons? The trick is that, "there is no spoon". Crow managed this, not with spoons, but with something much deeper. "There are no Europeans, only Serbs."

Yes, there is no system able to contain Crow. If Lusatian Sorbs win independece from Germany one day, Croatia applies to be incorporated into Serbia and Pope dissolves the Catholic Church and abdicates, I will know who's behind it, pulling all the strings.

Also I thought it was funny yesterday, when a character I'm not familiar with - Espana - arrived, and proceeded to immediately sh!t on everything Polish to great adoration from all locals. In the end, it seems Poles do have a sense of humor about themselves, and this is heartening.

I think the final exchange was something like:

E: the best source for learning Polish is a roll of toilet paper

A: welcome back you son of a b!tch!

Espana's is an old member - he hates everything Polish (despite being a Spaniard, so a member of our civilisation ha ha). He makes Putin and Lavrov look like a president and vice-president of Polish-Russian Friendship Association. :) He's OK.

Yeah....I remember him.....he is ALIVE!!! :)

@Bratwurst Boy

my german friend ...how many times they have called you nazi in here ??? dont u get tired ???

i m a member of my local massage parlour ,it is a lots of polish speaking workers in that place

poor man!

Do they massage your crooked spire?

you guys dont have humour.............

@espana

That's not what your mom told me last summer. Say hello to her from me. :)

@GefreiterKania
I will my friend . i also will say hello to yours when i go to my local massage parlour this weekend :)

Ha, ha. I missed you, espana. :)

@GefreiterKania
how is that possible ?? (26 Dec 2020)

do i know you ? are you an old member ?

You knew me under a different username and loved me with all your heart. I am the epitome of polishness, so they keep my clone in Sèvres as an international standard of a Pole.

You will figure it out.

But now excuse me - your mom has just called me to check her plumbing, and as a good Polish plumber that's exactly what I'm going to do. :) See you.

Anyway, so many people from the old days no longer here: Nathan, yehudi, ender, z_darius, Sasha, 1jola, isthatu, wildrover, Seanus, bzibzioh, Sokrates... espana's return brings back so many memories. :)

the sheep


the wolf ??

Wroclaw Boy . the gay boy lol

Bibzi....Wildrover.....Seanus.....Sok......hach ja.....miss them *sighs*

It wasn't wise to change your original username. Every time I see your present name on the forum I try to recall what the former one was (someone mentioned it once), but I cannot. So, for me, you will always be a kind of a 'personality split disorder' case.

I miss the ladies who were a great value to the forum, Pam/Chemikiem and rozumiemnic.

Funnily enough - you joined in 2009 and made over 4k posts but I too hardly remember who you are. I suppose some people are just invisible to each other.

Vincent is German?

then there is your answer. If German he is in fact Serb. He would maybe never admit it publicly but, deep in himself, he knows there is the truth in my words. So, its not me who here fu*ks establishment. Those who hold me here doing that by letting me stay. Me? I only speak truth. In crazy way? Sure, how else. Spot Trump. You have to looks little bit crazy to get right to speak. Its world we live in.

Think about it.

who knows my Bosnian friend .......

I always said here that Sarmatian connection rule.

That was funny. Some Polish babe must've broke his vulnerable Latin heart.

Pretty much everything Crow says is funny, but it's more like skit comedy. His indefatigable yearning and buoyant rallying of slavdom is pure art. How he addresses fellow slavs, regardless of the degree of chasmic disconnect, as dobre brate keeps me reading his tortuous and matrixesque posts.

If beauty is a mangled disconnected collection of conspiratorial meanderings tethered to a thin, yet constant, theme, then Crow is the Rembrandt of PF.

I admire Crowies resilience, his conviction, his stubbornness....I can't help it! :)