It seems every country has its own Miroslav Klose & Lukas Podolski...
Looks like...
Anyways, judging by football we can definitely say that God is Catholic - look at all the World Champions titles that Catholic countries got...
topendsports.com/events/worldcupsoccer/winners.htm
... 15 Catholic titles (17 if we count France which is technically a Catholic country) in 22 competitions - total domination.
Q.E.D.