I can eat pork at all my local restaurants
Same here. The few restaurants I know that don't have it in my town are the very few Indian restaurants there and a vegetarian one run by Christians. All the others sell plenty of porky delights
can't order pork in some UK schools...
For school dinners, you don't 'order' anything. You get what you're given.
You really are a complete and utter moron
That, Milo, is self-evident.
Anyway, what have different types of meat got to do with Christmas trees? Does Mazur hang decomposing sausages on his?