If I were King of Poland;
If I were King of Poland I would follow Denmark. If Denmark doesn't have nukes and can be the happiest place on earth, maybe Poland doesn't need nukes, either.
Alternatively, I would call Putin and ask if he intends to invade Poland and exterminate 10 million Poles or do something equally unpleasant. Knowing this guy, he would probably burst out laughing and say:
Why the fvck would I want to mess with the people who hate Russia more than they hate the Gestapo and SS? For their bit*chy women? Or space program and oil? ...hahahahahahahahaha...
Hey, Vlad, just for you:
Какого черта мне хотелось связываться с людьми, которые ненавидят Россию больше, чем гестапо и СС? Для своих стервозных женщин? Или космическая программа и нефть?