Will Elon Musk apply for political asylum in Poland or Russia?

Poland - he probably thinks it's so "safe and clean" - the current code-term Nazis like him use for "overwhelmingly white, conservative and Christian".

We'll see how his South African constitution copes with his first six-month winter, though. He'll be right back in Trump's Twitter DMs asking for a pardon.

A very fitting description, and Poland is really clean. Just compare the toilets in parking lots, for example, on the German A11 motorway from Szczecin to Berlin with the parking lots on the Polish S3, also from Szczecin to Zielona Góra.

@Alien very selective example. Everyone knows that German motorway toilets have a reputation for being disgusting.

Name me a single British city where football hooligans have been allowed to write rubbish on all the walls, and it just stays there indefinitely. Now walk 5mins in any residential neighbourhood of Warsaw and count now much ugly Legia rubbish you see.

I also see more dogshit in Warsaw than I've ever seen anywhere else. And if Poland is really clean, I guess malpki don't count as litter...

In Katowice there is practically no graffiti on the walls of buildings, nor so much dog feces in the park.

Poznan and Gdańsk are full of dogs' eggs.