Sleepy Joe did pretty spiffy last night, pal
Absolutely, can anyone tell us what they had "Jacked up joe" jacked up on ?
He acted like he had gotten into Hunters stash of blow ?
Accomplishments of bidens speech1. Creation of several new words
2. Finalization of the Louisiana purchase.
(He will announce that he hammered out the deal with Napolean last week)
3.That the Mexican - Egypt border is secure
4. War with Samoa has been diverted
5. Unprecedented financial security for Ukrainian oligarchs.
6. Raised dementia awareness
7. Imported millions of new voters
8. Record number of military personnel wearing dresses
9. Getting a gold star for going potty in the toilet three days in a row
Becoming the first president in history to bring the country to the brink of Civil War, Revolutionary War, and World War simultaneously.Our country's history books are being changed right before us..