Haha I've had this before, absolutely horrible stuff. Don't think I'd ever try making it. I have some Irish traditions planned for her alright, hopefully she will be surprised.
Pork U pine, just don't forget that Wigilia ( Christmas day) your Christmas eve is her special day, it is on this day that Poles, exchange gifts and wishes, Christmas in a traditional family in PL, is about family and being together, they do not even drink alcohol on Wigilia. So it is very different to the Brits and Irish, of down the pub back home for Christmas dinner, presents, more booze, TV and waiting to see which member of the family will loose it this year. So when your other half tells you she justs wants to spend no more than 100 Euro on presents, and asks you to go to the church with her. "Actions speed louder than any gift"