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What do Poles really think about cats?


pawian  226 | 27461
1 Mar 2025   #451
I wonder if Goddess is still guiding me in my cat choices like each time before.

Yes, She still is and he has
pawian  226 | 27461
1 Mar 2025   #452
and he has

This refered to my quote which got mysteriously deleted:
will he prove such a wonderful cat as we are used to??

I fondly address Devyl as łożesz ty kociul, ty when we are rubbing each other`s noses like Eskimo Inuits. :):):)
Crow  155 | 9710
2 Mar 2025   #453
Cats are edible. Let us not forget that at a time of crisis.
jon357  73 | 24409
2 Mar 2025   #454
Cats are edible

So are you...
Crow  155 | 9710
2 Mar 2025   #455
He he. I did pull you for the tongue, didn`t I.
pawian  226 | 27461
9 Mar 2025   #456
Dogs smell like hell. :):):):)

I said it in 2020 and it is ultimate truth.
However, I unexpectedly ran into a noble exception a few days ago while visiting a family who had just got themselves a young beagle dog. I lifted the animal and kissed it twice on the head to check out its musk. And imagine my utter surprise, the dog smelled nice like a cat. Amasing!
Alien  28 | 6981
11 Mar 2025   #457
the dog smelled nice like a cat. Amasing!

It used the same perfume...?
pawian  226 | 27461
13 Mar 2025   #458
Yes. Named Fela Musk.
pawian  226 | 27461
14 Mar 2025   #459
myszy to przysmak pawiana.

Exactly! I send Devyl to catch them for me!
And rats, too!!!! hahahaha


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jon357  73 | 24409
11 Jun 2025   #460
Everyone likes cats. A nice thing about Warsaw is that people feed them.
Miloslaw  25 | 5420
11 Jun 2025   #461
Everyone likes cats

No they don't. I hate them....... foul, violent and selfish creatures...... I much prefer dogs.
jon357  73 | 24409
11 Jun 2025   #462
I hate them

You wouldn't like these at home?

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WarSore  2 | 106
21 Jun 2025   #463
Many of them seem to think liking cats is a bit weird and maybe a bit deviant (feminine if it's a man) and they're shifty creatures somehow - not like dogs, which are good and solid animals, which everyone must of course love - and you have to just tolerate these beautiful creatures' stinking feces everywhere and not mind when they bring them to the pub or a cafe, where they run around chasing each other and making ear-splitting barks every five f*cking seconds.

Basically, Poles are to dogs as the ancient Egyptians were to cats. And, like Catholicism (their other religion), there's only room for one animal god.
WarSore  2 | 106
21 Jun 2025   #464
@Miloslaw
When was the last time someone's cat - of a breed literally bred for violence - ripped a small child's face off? Now when was the last time someone's ridiculous German camp guard dog / husky / gigantic overseas breed, kept cooped up in a 40m2 "two room apartment" until it was completely and utterly insane, did the same?

When was the last time you found yourself dodging piles of cat sh*t littering the street of a residential Warsaw/Krakow neighbourhood?

Poles' dog pathology is ABSOLUTELY WILD. They worship these horrible, stinking things and just let them run riot.
WarSore  2 | 106
21 Jun 2025   #465
"What?! You do not like dogs? Myślę, you are the gay O_o" - see their mocking of Jarosław Kaczyński for literally the only likeable thing about him: he's not just another deranged Polish dog-maniac.
WarSore  2 | 106
21 Jun 2025   #466
@jon357

I very, very rarely see cats strolling about. Sometimes I see them in people's windows. I feel like being a cat in Warsaw must be like being Will Smith in I Am Legend, with all the bloody dogs everywhere. Poor little f*ckers - when one set of people in the block have one of those Nazi camp dogs and the others have a sodding Tibetan mastiff (both kept in tiny flats until they're totally bonkers, of course), it must not make for a feeling of general relaxation and safety.
Bobko  28 | 2476
21 Jun 2025   #467
@WarSore

Man you are on the war path today.

First it was Poles calling British women cows.

Now it's their irrational hate for cats.

What happened? Did a Pole almost run you over at a pedestrian crossing today?
jon357  73 | 24409
21 Jun 2025   #468
I very, very rarely see cats strolling about

On the outskirts of town you do, however not as many as in a lot of places. Some people do feed strays though.

sodding Tibetan mastiff

I knew a guy who kept a giant Podhalański ina tiny one room flat. That's no place to keep a dog like that.
WarSore  2 | 106
22 Jun 2025   #469
@jon357

One of the reasons I like Bielany (other than it's just a nice, relatively cute place, at least by Warsaw standards) is that I seem to see more cats (and less dogs) there than anywhere else. So, yep, tracks with what you said - further from centre!

@Bobko

Saw this post and couldn't resist replying. I like cats, can't stand dogs (filthy, irritating creatures) and thought I'd comment on Poles' dog nonsense - such is the level of conformity in this country that you almost feel browbeaten into being a 'dog person' by default just because everyone else seems to be and they can't imagine why you wouldn't be, too.

I really dislike dogs immensely and all the selfish dog owners here p*ss me off so much. The area I live in is covered with sh*t and I have to listen to constant barking - it could definitely do with MANY less dogs and a few more cats.
jon357  73 | 24409
22 Jun 2025   #470
@WarSore
Yep. And one of them may well be mine. It's a nice borough. Stare Mlociny (theoretically in Bielany) is cat central.

dogs

My late downstairs neighbour had 6 collies in a flat that can't be more than about 100sqm. He was a surgeon and was out all day leaving them to bark. Nice doggies, but they deserved a bit more freedom.


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