All Things Christmassy in Poland

I am as sober as my PC.

Only low-IQ people want to go to Heaven, a boring place full of bootlickers...busy praying to "God" they never saw or will see...

Memo to low-IQ people: There is no Heaven, Hell, God, and angels. Jesus had a father, Joseph, the sperm donor. No sperm, no baby...

*covers Baby Jesus' ears*

Well, Ryszard, you've really pushed it too far this time. Not only are you going to hell but a well hung demon will be assigned specifically to you and your anus.

Enjoy.

Only high-IQ people want to go to Heel. Warm, colorful, lots of friends, former dictators or those who would like to be one.

Hell...of course

....any "Merry"-survivors? :)

*burp*

We're all merry. :)


Exactly!

Anything in my post that is not true?

Nothing in your post is true, and you will find out just how false it is soon enough. Be patient, Ryszard - Pan Bóg nierychliwy, ale sprawiedliwy. :)

If Heaven exists, it has to be somewhere.

Where is Heaven? Why is everybody looking up when Heaven is the subject? Why not down where bodies are buried?

Why do angels have wings? Jesus had no wings, but went up to Heaven anyway.

So God created the Universe and the laws of physics...only to violate those laws, especially the law of gravity...

Nobody ever walked on water 10 feet deep. 2 feet - yes, 10 feet - never.

Do you see how embarrassingly stupid this whole thing is?

My religion can be condensed to a single sentence:

Treat others the way you want to be treated.

That's it. No immaculate BS, no "God", no miracles, no bibles, no mysterious sentences ...I like simple.

You're an engineer, or at least you were, don't embarass yourself. Questions like these could be genuinely asked in the 19th century when Newtonian physics ruled supreme. After Einstein you should be able to grasp the concept of timespace and eternity, and with all the progress in modern physics in recent years (hyperspace, higher spatial dimensions, parallel universes etc.) nobody has to ask such silly questions anymore.

Actually, modern physics makes God and Heaven much more easy to believe than the simplified 19th century state of knowledge.


ha ha ha :)

Well, you're not following your religion very faithfully, are you?

Hell, no! Do popes and priests follow what they preach?

These SOBs are so bad that I do not doubt that they don't believe in God the way the little people like you are supposed to.

Do you really think that Lenin and Stalin believed in communism? That's for the useful idiots and cannon fodder...

You can easily BS some toothless woman in Peru about "miracles" performed by a dead guy, but not an educated man like Pope.

As I said before, I will change my opinion on this subject when an amputee gets his original arm back...with growing fingernails, hair, DNA, and the rest...at home ... in a minute, not in a hospital...imported from China.

"Religious people are dumb".

Good attitude, you just need to put it into practice.

Wrong.

Actually most scientists in exact and natural sciences are religious. I understand that, as a simple retired engineer, you do not move in such exalted circles but I know personally about a dozen university professors (mostly in physics) who are devout Christians. So, once again - Ryszard - your opinion doesn't find confirmation in reality.

You still have time (not much though). Repent and believe the Gospel.

Yes, up until the time the factory owners decided they could build wonky speedometers better, cheaper and quicker down in old Mexico

So the American founders, the American Constitution, Americans, and America itself are all dumb. After beating around the bushes for so long, you've finally made your point.

I will when an amputee gets his arm back...with growing fingernails, hair, DNA, and the rest...

Miracles don't work that way; God has to follow the rules he himself introduced. And according to those rules, human arms don't grow back.

@Alien
100% true.

Novichok's girlfriend: I love you.
Novichok: Prove it.
Novichok's girlfriend: How?
Novichok: Kill yourself.

It would be a strange sort of arm without DNA.


Some are, some aren't. Religious views don't correlate with intelligence.

How do you know that?

God's secretary?


...but eyesight can? How about rising from the grave? That's OK, but restoring an arm is too difficult?

Do you realize that believers, like global warmers, have an answer for everything on Monday, and for the exact opposite on Tuesday?

When a school bus falls off the cliff, and everybody dies, it's God's will.

When a school bus falls off the cliff, and nobody dies, God's will.

Seems that God can't make up his mind...

And, then, there is this BS about "free will" to justify God's indifference to the most heinous acts. A Jewish toddler is being gassed to death as she is clinging to her mother's leg.

What was God doing then? Watching Superbowl or counting angels?

A child is born with leukemia and dies...oh,fvck...how to explain THAT? Sins of the kids' parents? That's what Hitler used to do...Not good...

But I have to admit that this BS of God imposing on himself the rules he is not allowed to disregard was cute...

Like this line: God is not almighty since he can't create a stone so heavy he can't lift it.

Once you start with a big lie, it's hard to stop lying. So let's untangle this mess and admit that God is just a nice story that makes people feel good.

Nothing wrong with that...

Except for that flood thing...I mean the death penalty for all - kids included...No trial, no witnesses and appeals, nothing...Stalin and Hitler look like boy scouts...

Ha ha ha ha! :)

Rysieńku - you can't even understand modern physics and you want to understand God? Understand the maker of the Universe and the Sovereign King of Eternity?

Your insolence and mental retardation know no bounds.

"Who is this that darkens counsel by words without knowledge?
I will question you, and you make it known to me.
Where were you when I laid the foundation of the earth?

But who are you, O man, to answer back to God?
Will what is molded say to its molder, 'Why have you made me like this?'
Has the potter no right over the clay...?

For my thoughts are not your thoughts,
neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord.
For as the heavens are higher than the earth,
so are my ways higher than your ways."

Shall a faultfinder contend with the Almighty? Be not rash with your mouth, Rysiuniu, nor let your heart be hasty to utter a word before God, for God is in heaven and you are on earth.

Thank you, Rysiu. You humoured me during this festive time, and - who knows - perhaps you even humoured God. :)

I hate poetry.

So what about that kid dying from leukemia? Or do you prefer brain cancer?

Does "free will" apply to him? As he is taking his last breath, would you tell him that his impending death is God's plan?

Do you think he would like God after this bullshlt from you?

Everybody dies. Some at one year old, others at a 100. But for eternal life, death is nothing. So I'd say to the kid: God bless you, and may you live forever in paradise.

I know you cannot understand it. For you and other atheists, life on Earth is the best you can get. But for believers, it's just an episode to decide whether you want to spend eternity with God or without Him.

All things Christmassy!

Here's a nice song

Exactly.

What Ryszard fails to understand is that we are immortal. Our souls live forever, so whether we live one day or 100 years in this sad vale of tears, it's the same eyeblink compared to eternity.

I don't see you rushing to Pokrovsk. Need help packing?

As I said, after the BIG lie about God, you have no choice but to lie some more...a lie for every occasion...I am impressed...

Is there anything that you can't drag God into? What about Satan? Is he God's special envoy to scare kids or an independent contractor God is powerless to fire?

And those non-binary angels...Why do they need wings if the law of gravity can be suspended?

*yaaaaaawn*

You bore me. Either come up with something new or f*ck off.

OK, let's at least cover those non-binary angels. Why the wings?

Embarrassing, isn't it, when you and a toothless babcia believe the same lies...

They should have at least 3 grades of religious lies...for highly educated, just smart, and total morons...

Where would you fit?

For morons, things like eyesight, wind, sound, or sunshine are normal. But regrow a limb is suddenly it's a miracle.