All Things Christmassy in Poland

I am as sober as my PC.

Only low-IQ people want to go to Heaven, a boring place full of bootlickers...busy praying to "God" they never saw or will see...

Memo to low-IQ people: There is no Heaven, Hell, God, and angels. Jesus had a father, Joseph, the sperm donor. No sperm, no baby...

*covers Baby Jesus' ears*

Well, Ryszard, you've really pushed it too far this time. Not only are you going to hell but a well hung demon will be assigned specifically to you and your anus.

Enjoy.

Only high-IQ people want to go to Heel. Warm, colorful, lots of friends, former dictators or those who would like to be one.

Hell...of course

....any "Merry"-survivors? :)

*burp*

We're all merry. :)


Exactly!

Anything in my post that is not true?

Nothing in your post is true, and you will find out just how false it is soon enough. Be patient, Ryszard - Pan Bóg nierychliwy, ale sprawiedliwy. :)

If Heaven exists, it has to be somewhere.

Where is Heaven? Why is everybody looking up when Heaven is the subject? Why not down where bodies are buried?

Why do angels have wings? Jesus had no wings, but went up to Heaven anyway.

So God created the Universe and the laws of physics...only to violate those laws, especially the law of gravity...

Nobody ever walked on water 10 feet deep. 2 feet - yes, 10 feet - never.

Do you see how embarrassingly stupid this whole thing is?

My religion can be condensed to a single sentence:

Treat others the way you want to be treated.

That's it. No immaculate BS, no "God", no miracles, no bibles, no mysterious sentences ...I like simple.

You're an engineer, or at least you were, don't embarass yourself. Questions like these could be genuinely asked in the 19th century when Newtonian physics ruled supreme. After Einstein you should be able to grasp the concept of timespace and eternity, and with all the progress in modern physics in recent years (hyperspace, higher spatial dimensions, parallel universes etc.) nobody has to ask such silly questions anymore.

Actually, modern physics makes God and Heaven much more easy to believe than the simplified 19th century state of knowledge.


ha ha ha :)

Well, you're not following your religion very faithfully, are you?

Hell, no! Do popes and priests follow what they preach?

These SOBs are so bad that I do not doubt that they don't believe in God the way the little people like you are supposed to.

Do you really think that Lenin and Stalin believed in communism? That's for the useful idiots and cannon fodder...

You can easily BS some toothless woman in Peru about "miracles" performed by a dead guy, but not an educated man like Pope.

As I said before, I will change my opinion on this subject when an amputee gets his original arm back...with growing fingernails, hair, DNA, and the rest...at home ... in a minute, not in a hospital...imported from China.

"Religious people are dumb".

Good attitude, you just need to put it into practice.

Wrong.

Actually most scientists in exact and natural sciences are religious. I understand that, as a simple retired engineer, you do not move in such exalted circles but I know personally about a dozen university professors (mostly in physics) who are devout Christians. So, once again - Ryszard - your opinion doesn't find confirmation in reality.

You still have time (not much though). Repent and believe the Gospel.