In that case, you have obviously moved to the wrong place!
Don't you fret honey, I'm moving back to Poland soon. And not a moment too soon! I've taken your benefits, stolen your carp, eaten your swans, and lived in your council houses - NOT.
London has left me unimpressed, your museums are just full of the loot of centuries (which I think should largely be handed back to the rightful owners), you have destroyed most of your towns and cities architecture-wise (what's with the drab concrete bunkers-with-tiny-windows that constitute a major part of your "modern" architecture? Lots of them all over - central London and council estates alike), and there is not much good I could say about British fashion or cuisine.
I would love to travel and see the beauty of British nature, but I do not have the time to hunt for discounted rail tickets (I know there is a whole science to this!), and I cannot afford to pay the hugely inflated prices that are offered as "standard". So simply going to the station when the fancy takes me and buying a ticket to somewhere nice is not an option. I am fed up with the British feeling of superiority in all areas of life, which I find unjustified.
Rant over. You can start shooting now. ;-P