I am afraid your comment shows you haven't had the pleasure
Sorry, bud, but you avent persuaded me. I developed my preferences over long years, after having tried hundreds of brands. My most favourite is the ESB, which means extra special bitter (if it's cooled properly), then Japanese, German, Polish Zywiec and Czech pilsner.
I'll try some of those you mentioned. No hard feelings, but I hate Stella Artois.