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Posts by Torq  

Joined: 2 Dec 2023 / Male ♂
Last Post: 21 Aug 2024
Threads: 8
Posts: 955
From: Gdansk
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Torq   
21 Aug 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

can you assign your threads more practical names for the pure convenience of elderly posters like me?

No problem :)

Before the era of combine harvesters: 1930s

A group of peasants taking a break after working in this idyllic wheat field.
Torq   
17 Aug 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

More expensive than Spectrum?

Way more expensive. 16-bit computers (Amiga, Atari ST) were more expensive than 8-bit ones (C64, Atari XL/XE, Amstrad) and Spectrum was one of the cheapest 8-bit machines.
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

Why do you hate this forum so much that you want to have it closed???

Yes... how could I have been so blind? I can see it clearly now - it is either me or PF! What should I do?

What drama! What tension! What suspense!

*makes the only right decision*

Yes, I have to go. I have to leave the green digital pastures of PF. It's for the greater good of the board.

So, goodbye feminist hags, sons of Brits, bitter pensioners, and you my conservative right-wing brothers (Slavic and of lesser ethnicities). I shall keep you all in my heart forever.

Fare-thee-wells and sigh-shrilled adieus! Away I wander...

*rides off into the sunset*
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

Why do you think she is still single being middle aged.

I don't know her age, I don't know her marital status, and I don't care about either.

*off to grab a beer and watch Ekstraklasa*
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

O...M...G...

Sorry, I can't do it anymore. I've way too much testosterone for that. You will have to find someone with your level of estrogen to continue.
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
Feedback / Who deserves to inherit Polish Forums? [244]

So...the 500 are done

Fair play, BB :) *high five*

we should really look into more regular reliable possibilities!!!!

It's only a couple of days and we already have 20% of the yearly donations gathered. Maybe it can work this way in the long run?
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

other men like you

:)

You don't know me. You have no idea who I am, and yet you see fit to write "men like you". Sometimes it's difficult to guess whether you are 80 (with all the grumpiness, moaning and complaining) or 14 (with all the pouting and immaturity).

No, it simply didn't fit your agenda.

You see? You think you know better than I do why I do things, what I think, and what my intentions are. :) Don't you see how ridiculous that is? As I said, you have this awful tendency to ascribe ill will and malice to people. If you do that not only online but also to people in the real life, then you must be a very difficult person to be around.
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

I wonder if you make fun of the men's "red pill" movement too?

Even on this very forum I mentioned how sick and detrimental to society the "red pill" movement is.

Somehow you missed it, haven't you? You only notice (and create huge g贸wnoburza) when I say something you don't like. Typical.

You could pick the word "female" instead of a "feminist".

Indeed I could! I simply didn't think of this particular word. Perhaps you're a better poet than I am? :)
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
Feedback / Who deserves to inherit Polish Forums? [244]

just donated ten dollars for old time's sake.

Fair play, Atch!

now who'll donate another ten to get us up to the $500 dollar mark?

Come on, people, keep donating! The more members take responsibility for keeping PF alive, the better. 馃嚨馃嚤 馃嚨馃嚤 馃嚨馃嚤
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

Not everything is a f*cking joke.

Not everything indeed.

However, thanks to feminazis (not to be confused with feminists), woke weirdos, and other neo-marxists, a lot of things in the modern world were successfully turned into a huge joke. A healthy reaction of any sane person is to make fun of this galactic nonsense.

No, you didn't use it for alliteration

That's precisely what I used it for.

As for the rest of frustrated, self-indignant, self-righteous vomit posted above - yaaaaaaawn.
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

Don't lie, don't post fake news

I did neither.

The only thing you can accuse me of is not mentioning in the original post (because I did it a couple of posts later) that the social media bit was from the comments section. Oh, and I used "feminist" for alliteration rather than a "woman" in the thread title. That's it; and it provoked the whole ungodly fury and the string of insults quoted in #15. Sad... really, quite sad. The frustration emanating from you is staggering.

But you know what, I'm wasting way too much time replying to you, as you are - as Johnny said - obviously trying to pick a fight over the most trifling of things. I have no time for this nonsense. If you wish to be a stiff, nitpicking wet blanket, constantly looking for an argument, then knock yourself out, but forgive me if I yawn.

You need a good man to tame your frustration.

Unfortunately, as Flannery O'Connor noticed a long time ago, a good man is hard to find. :)
Torq   
3 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

PF simply doesn't deserve it - it's corrupted to the core.

*sighs*

Or maybe, just maybe, we are all a bit too serious about everything.

People are people, as a band that you don't remember - because you're too young - used to sing. People are people, Paulina. They will sometimes make a silly joke, they will say something inappropriate and they will, more often than not, behave differently than we would expect them to. Life.

What I find important is not to ascribe ill will or malice to them. People are very rarely malicious and to treat them as such, or even suspect them of being that, can make one's life a sad and frustrated one. So be happy, Paulina, and don't look for enemies or bad people where there are none.

do you know what real men call men like you?

How would you know what real men do or don't, British poodle? :)
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

some even say you are a man

Paulina is said to be a man? Hmm... that would explain why my vast knowledge of women doesn't work in this case. Makes sense.

@the mod who changed the title of the thread

"Feminist Found in Forest" was deeply poetic, "A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest" is not even close. :(
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

I also suspect you know very little of the very inner-core nature of women

Women are like an open book to me. All in all rather simple creatures and easy to analyse. Complexity of women is a myth.

Anyways...

you look like an a$$hole and a troll (...) act like a trolling a$$hole (...) you're getting on my nerves (...)

cut the crap (...) You're so full of sh1t (...) you're simply stupid

... please go away, cat lady. I do not wish to speak to you anymore.

*walks away with dignity, not wishing to fall below certain level*
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

"M贸wi膮" is "they say" and not "it is said".

"M贸wi膮" and "m贸wi si臋" mean more or less the same - the doers of the action of speaking are in both cases people (who else?).

You are nitpicking to the point of absurdity.

you titled the thread "Feminist Found in Forest"

Because I am a poet by nature, and "Woman Found in Forest" would be much less poetic. Alliteration is a very important device in English-language poetry, and if one wants to be anything in this cruel, heartless world, it is to be poetic.

Then why were you so eager to subject this woman to their unfounded attacks?

You are, as usual, reading too much into everything.

my deep knowledge of the very inner-core nature of men

I suspect you know very little of the very inner-core nature of men. But that's just my suspicion.
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

PF women-haters

I don't like women-haters. They annoy me with all the nonsense they talk.

Personally, I am a women-realist. The realism stems from my deep knowledge of the very inner-core nature of women.
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

You did.

No, I didn't. We can continue like that :)

Here, look...

... "m贸wi膮, 偶e nad blokiem kr膮偶y kl膮twa" - "they say that/it is said that the block of flat is cursed". Now, is it...

confirmed information

... and you believe in curses and ghosts? Or maybe - just maybe - you finally understand what "it is said" means?

It looked like

A lot of things look like something they are actually not, as those who watch olympic games in Paris can attest. :D
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

don't make it sound like some comment on the internet is confirmed information

I didn't. Nothing after "is said to" is confirmed information. In Polish it means "m贸wi si臋, 偶e" and it obviously means gossip or rumors. If someone here says that I only eat strawberry jam, then you can write "Torq is said to eat only strawberry jam" and it's by no means confirmed information. :)

Anyways, you are again moaning and complaining. It bores me - go away. *yaaaaawn*
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

Someone was clearly trolling.

How do you know? Maybe it was someone who knows her? Have you seen her social media accounts? Do you know for sure she never posted anything like that?

Are you going to repeat such crap after those idiots too?

No. I only repeat funny things, and the "man vs bear" stuff was funny. So there :)
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

Someone said it somewhere in the comments section (probably on Kwejk, I don't remember), that's why I wrote "the woman is said to have deleted". 馃檪
Torq   
2 Aug 2024
News / A Polish Feminist Found in a Forest [133]

Ostrowiec 艢wi臋tokrzyski police have found a scared and exhausted 22-year-old woman in a local forest. She got lost whilst coming back from her friend's birthday party. The police, after marching for about an hour in a swampy terrain, had to carry her out of the forest because she lost her shoes in the damp ground.

The woman is said to have subsequently deleted all her posts in social media in which she claimed that she would rather meet a bear than a man in a forest.

wiadomosci.onet.pl/kielce/22-latka-zaginela-w-lesie-uratowala-ja-kamera-w-telefonie/wzgh136
Torq   
1 Aug 2024
Feedback / Who deserves to inherit Polish Forums? [244]

Only 2 days out of 360 planned for the fundraiser have passed and we already have $480 out of $2400 needed. :)

Well done, people. 鉂わ笍

Fair play to Bobi and Milo who contributed the most, but all the others deserve a heartfelt thank you as well - every little helps, so keep those donations coming!

We are keeping PF alive! 馃嚨馃嚤 馃嚨馃嚤 馃嚨馃嚤
Torq   
31 Jul 2024
Polonia / Should I visit Portugal? [35]

I've been to Portugal twice by car

With kids?

From Gda艅sk to Lisboa it's 3300km. Such distance with children means at least three days on the road - one way! So altogether it would be about a week in a car, with two kids wanting to pee, wanting to vomit and constantly asking "are we there yet?".

Thank you very much indeed for your advice, Alien, but I think I'll pass.

Northern Italy is as far as I'm willing to go by car with kids, with one night stop in Ingolstadt.
Torq   
30 Jul 2024
Polonia / Should I visit Portugal? [35]

Nope. It's a very long drive and my wife is not a fan of flying, so no Portugal for us.

*off to catch some z's*

Good night, Anti!
Torq   
30 Jul 2024
History / Pol-Shorpy Photo Thread [950]

It's not like all of Toru艅 was in danger of running out of coffee beans

:D

It's a good thing you're not the kind of guy to hold a grudge for long.
Torq   
30 Jul 2024
UK, Ireland / Moving from Ireland to Poland [39]

What about the Italians?

No complaints. Enjoyed Genoa and Firenze a lot, the wine is amazing, and I hope to visit Torino next year.

Still, I would choose Gda艅sk over both G and F. Call me biased, I don't care. :)
Torq   
30 Jul 2024
UK, Ireland / Moving from Ireland to Poland [39]

Visited? I spent three years there and checked many places for food. But maybe it's a matter of taste... de gustibum non est disputandum and all that.

Poland's food is so heavy and bland.

Have you tried zander a la polonaise, pheasant roasted in bacon or 偶urek on real sourdough served in home-baked bread? If you call that bland, then I have no hope for you, Johnny.

EDIT: or wild boar baked in bread dough and then slowly warmed up over fire, served with hunter's bigos... mmmmm...
Torq   
30 Jul 2024
UK, Ireland / Moving from Ireland to Poland [39]

@johnny_reb

Ireland's a great country but the food's atrocious. My Irish pals, on the other hand, fell in love with Polish cuisine.

As for Switzerland... ekhm... make sure to let us know how you liked the Swiss when you come back xD

Maybe I'm just getting older, but the more countries I visit the more I appreciate Poland.