Law / Cajun from Louisiana state seeking refuge/new life in Poland? Wishing to become Polish (is it possible?) [34]

Hello, I have Cajun French ancestry. And Roman Catholic background. I like my home state of Louisiana but recently economic decline has made it very uncomfortable for me to live here. My politics are very similar to the Polish nation. (strictly right-wing - not very happy with immigration especially Muslims.)

And this nation (USA) has become very hostile to the Cajun ethnicity and uncivilized way of life. (due to economic decline and love of socialism)

Is it possible I can get resources to learn Polish fluently, and become Polish? (I feel that I am a refugee and am being persecuted here, in the USA. And would really like to trade Louisiana state to become Polish.)

(I know some people would suggest "why not France?" but they are too left-wing for my liking.) Any comments? Thanks in advance.