Travel / Collection of dress codes in Poland - what to wear? [95]


This is just the impression i get from Polish friends....its not what i think.....The young people i used to teach seem to think anything British or American must be fantastic...they cant understand why i want to live here , but to put you right..i love Poland , and many things Polish....

Travel / Collection of dress codes in Poland - what to wear? [95]

I am sure you will look lovely....I shouldn,t worry too much about looking too different from the Polish women....Whatever you wear you will probably inspire all the Polish women to copy it , as Anything British has got to be great....As a male i do notice that Polish fashion is a bit different to English...Why not have a look at some of the Polish fashion websites , see what sort of stuff Polish women like to wear.....

Travel / Collection of dress codes in Poland - what to wear? [95]


Oh....like a Cherokee indian kind of thing.....very sexy...

Travel / Collection of dress codes in Poland - what to wear? [95]


Pardon my male ignorance....but what is a fascinator......?????

News / Original cars manufactured in Poland [64]

It was kinda similar......but not one of these.....perhaps a home made job.....

News / Original cars manufactured in Poland [64]

i have seen pics of some of these old cars in a museum , possibly the one in Warsaw....i see lots of interesting cars and bikes as i travel around Poland as a truck driver....A few days ago i saw a three wheeled contraption that might have been home made , looked like it might have had a two stroke bike engine , i would love to know what it was , i have seen similar machines before...anyone know anything about them...?????

News / Original cars manufactured in Poland [64]

I am an Englishman living in Poland , i am very much interested in the history of Polish cars , and motorcycles.....I would love to collect them , but at the moment i have my hands full keeping the old British rubbish running.....

UK, Ireland / A collection of noimmigration's threads or "STAY AWAY from BRITAIN" [978]

I don,t know why anyone bothers to reply to his sick comments.....you are never going to convince him he is wrong...people like him have a buillt in defence mechanism...stupidity....

History / POLAND: EASTERN or CENTRAL European country? [1080]

I have to travel west to get back to my origins in the UK,......so my guess is that Poland is eastern Europe....then again..its kinda in the middle of that big lump of land...oh who cares , as long as you know where it is........

News / Polar bear attack - a Polish guy survived [38]

I could wear a bare suit...and scare em more......

News / Polar bear attack - a Polish guy survived [38]

Oh.....POLAR BEAR........i thought you said Polish bear....?????

News / Polar bear attack - a Polish guy survived [38]

Don,t shoot the bears.......if you are going to bear country there are things you can do to avoid becoming a bears dinner....most bear attacks occur because some muppet has got too close to one , or attracted it by leaving food near a campsite.....Killing them should be the last resort......

Travel / Driving to Poland from England - any tips? [264]


bloody hell...no wonder they are all flashing their lights at me.....ooopsss

Travel / Driving to Poland from England - any tips? [264]

Hi...i am a Brit who has driven to Poland from Leeds in UK to drawsko pomorskie....ferry from hull to Rotterdam...arrives Rotterdam 8 am....steady drive not wasting any time , but not going mad either...i am home in Ostrowice about 10pm...about 680 road miles from leeds...mostly good roads...plenty of fuel stations...with a satnav you wont have any problems i think....ferry cost last time i travelled was 40 quid..but it was a while ago...ask p and o petrol prices are available on the net...but all are cheaper than the UK...

Language / How to say Merry Christmas in Polish? [66]


Christmas...bloody hell......i thought it was only easter....where did the year go to.......

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]


Thats a good idea.......of course using a very large , and very hot iron........

Travel / Motorcycle tour of Poland [137]

Check out ridepoland,com two English speaking Polish guys doing motorcycle tours of Poland.....if you wait a while , i am doing the same thing myself , as soon as i have got a bunch of Harley,s to do it on.........I am meeting a guy from USA this month to sort out importing some bikes into Poland....I am an English guy living in Poland , a Harley owner , and one of the Organisers of a bike rally here in Poland....pm me and i will give you my email address.......

News / Original cars manufactured in Poland [64]


Yes ...lots of them......Fso....Zuk....Tarpan.....Honker....Lublin....Jelcz....Auto sans.......to name but a few.....

Food / Why carp for Polish Christmas? [157]

You shall have a fishy on a little dishy.....

Food / Why carp for Polish Christmas? [157]

When i first came to Poland i was told about this tradition , and the fact it was kept in the bath for a few days...I knew the bit about eating carp for Christmas was true , as i had read it on the internet , but i thought the part about keeping it in the bath was a wind up....My Polish friend Aneta and me had a long history of telling each other complete lies about each others national traditions , so i thought this was one of her wind ups....She took geat pleasure in showing me , not one but two large carp in the bath at her parents house...Not long afterwards i took Kuba the family cat into the bathroom to show him the fish...he was very interested indeed...After a while i took him out of the bathroom , firmly closed the door , and we went downstairs...Unfortunatly Kuba , who is a rather beefy tomcat decided the fish were worth another look...While we were all busy downstairs he returned to the bathroom , swung on the doorhandle untill the door opened , and dragged one of the fish out of the bath...The fish was almost as big as he was , but it didn,t stop him giving it a good beating from which it died....You can guess who got the blame for all this......

Polonia / Ever been to Sweden? [185]

I went there looking for a nice Swede...came back with a turnip.....

USA, Canada / Do many Polish people in America hate Americans? [592]

its possible to get deported from the Polish forum too...if you are a real muppet......

Love / My Polish wife doesn't want to move to the UK with me - what to do? [96]

I meet a lot of Germans in Polczyn zdroj , mostly older people who come for therapy treatment at the clinics here...Not met so many younger people apart from a nice lady from Berlin who was a biker....

Love / My Polish wife doesn't want to move to the UK with me - what to do? [96]


I agree...thats why i intend to get my money from English , German , and other visiting tourists....

Love / My Polish wife doesn't want to move to the UK with me - what to do? [96]


I hope so , but most of the young ones in Poland keep telling me that Poland has no future , and they want to stay in UK....It would be nice to think that national pride will make them stick up for Poland when they meet English strangers , but you can,t blame Brits for thinking....if Poland is so great , what are all you Poles doing in UK...????

Love / My Polish wife doesn't want to move to the UK with me - what to do? [96]

Hi Britguy yeah , there is red tape in every country , but i think its worth giving it a go , and if you have a Polish wife you will find it a bit easier...Besides , in Poland the many years of red tape means that the Poles are experts at getting around it...I am in the north west of Poland near a town called Ostrowice , just off the road between Drawsko pomorskie , and Polczyn zdroj , about 17 kms from Polczyn zdroj....I have been living here two years on an old farm i bought.....

Love / My Polish wife doesn't want to move to the UK with me - what to do? [96]


If you are entrepreneurial , and the Poles are not then you have every chance of making a good business without a lot of competition...The future as i see it for Poland is tourism , lots of Brits coming here and giving me , and my Polish workers lots of dosh in order to enjoy the unspoilt beauty of Poland....Sadly i have all the idea,s and contacts to do this , but not as yet the money....But i am lioving here , so its a start.....If you are a bit more sorted you could look at the same possibilities i have......I don,t want to give all my idea,s away , but for example....A weeks horse riding in the UK is going to set somebody back the best part of 800 quid....Half that , and even with the expense of organising the Polish riding stable , running around booking hotels for people , and shipping them from place to place , a group of ten people will bring you a nice bit of cash....Your wife can sort out the bits that need to be done in Polish , and you can spend your time chatting in your own language....Its only one of many idea,s i have....i am sure you can think of more.....But you are going to have to learn to tell these tourists what a wonderfull place Poland is......that might be a bit tricky.......For me its easy , i love it here....

Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

[quote=telefonitika] they are more virial [/q

I think you mean virile.....but we undestood you....

Love / My Polish wife doesn't want to move to the UK with me - what to do? [96]


Sounds like this guy was married to one also.....

Genealogy / Polish looks? [1462]

So thats why they all have haircuts that make em look like Russian conscripts , or like they just got out of prison......