joepilsudski
9 Jul 2011
Life / Stereotypes about Polish people being stupid? [281]
You are absolutely correct...I am actually Russian...And yes, I hate Jews, but yet I don't hate them enough for your taste...Yes, they made 'All in the Family', which caused irreparable harm to the Polish nation...Yes, 'DelphiaDomine' one of the resident forum geniuses is absolutely correct in her/his assessments.
Yes, I need to find some good Russian jokes, this way I will further my psyops and further disguise my Russian heritage.
Blacks?...I am friends with many, and encourage them to laugh at themselves, as it is healthy...I don't call them niggers, as they would take offense, and in any case, they call themselves niggers all the time...I don't call Jews 'kikes' either, as this would hurt their feelings...You can make a joke without hurting someone.
Did you hear the one about the Iraqi rocket attack on the Polish army barracks in Baghdad?
It seems an insurgent missile hit the Polish barracks and knocked out the lone light bulb.
Not to worry, as the commander, Colonel Kosinski was thinking on his feet...He gathered all the flashlights on the base, and set up a pathway to the kitchen sink...This way, if any of the soldiers had to relieve themselves, they would have a lighted pathway until the generator was fixed.
Why don't you make some jokes about Russians? You seem like an anti-semitic Russian who uses Polish forums to bash the Jewish people.Delphiadomine says your Russian.
You are absolutely correct...I am actually Russian...And yes, I hate Jews, but yet I don't hate them enough for your taste...Yes, they made 'All in the Family', which caused irreparable harm to the Polish nation...Yes, 'DelphiaDomine' one of the resident forum geniuses is absolutely correct in her/his assessments.
Yes, I need to find some good Russian jokes, this way I will further my psyops and further disguise my Russian heritage.
Blacks?...I am friends with many, and encourage them to laugh at themselves, as it is healthy...I don't call them niggers, as they would take offense, and in any case, they call themselves niggers all the time...I don't call Jews 'kikes' either, as this would hurt their feelings...You can make a joke without hurting someone.
Did you hear the one about the Iraqi rocket attack on the Polish army barracks in Baghdad?
It seems an insurgent missile hit the Polish barracks and knocked out the lone light bulb.
Not to worry, as the commander, Colonel Kosinski was thinking on his feet...He gathered all the flashlights on the base, and set up a pathway to the kitchen sink...This way, if any of the soldiers had to relieve themselves, they would have a lighted pathway until the generator was fixed.