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The nature of Polish jokes? [128]
IT student just met a new girl, gorges looking but epileptic. Going all out for the object of his desires he spared no expense, flowers to greet her, dinner by the candlelight in a nice romantic restaurant, night out on the town the works, at the end of the evening he gathers enough courage to invite her to his room. One thing leads to another, they started to make passionate love at that point she experiances one of her episodes of epileptic seizure. Panicky, disoriented and confused, IT student calls the emergency: - Come quickly. My girlfriends’ orgasm just crashed!
Kowalski's daughter went on a brief visit to London.
- Dear family it’s great - she wrote - so many stores - in each something different, one can spend days doing shopping. kiss ... Your Ola
A week had passed, she writes:
- Beloved, it’s wonderful here, especially the pubs – it would be a sin not to visit one of them in the evening. kiss... Your Ola.
Another two weeks goes by.
- Dearest, sensational. Health clubs, massage salons, plastic surgery clinics offering their services for a ridiculously low price!. I’m tempted to stop by one of them one day - perhaps a better nose? (Ha ha ha) Just out of curiosity, of course, I'll see. Your Ola.
Three weeks later.
- Beloved, paradise; one does not want to leave. Oh, by the way: the plastic surgery I told you about in my previous correspondence - cool thing, the procedure has gone splendidly. Your Alexander.
During his tour of the States, Khrushchev visits the exemplary middle school. The classroom they visit happens to be a religion lesson. Not intimidated by this Khrushchev asks the students: Who were Adam and Eve? To which students reply in loud chorus - Russians! Happy with the answer he just got Khrushchev confidence grows so he continues to proceed and asks the children: Why? – You see Mister Khrushchev not only they were barefoot and naked but they were stealing apples as well.
The priest gives the last rites to a dying man and calls upon him: - Renounce Satan! – No! - says the dying man. The priest repeats his statement: Renounce the devil and his work! – Once again he hears a firm No! by the dying man. Curious as to why a dying man would not renounce the devil the priest asks: Why not my son? Oh FFS, I just don’t want to **** off anyone before I know where I’m going.