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michaelmansun   
13 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

Which does not change the fact the British and Americans can perfectly understand one another speaking "English"

The only reason we can is because of television. No, not entirely true. I understand everything Brits say, except for those damned Scots from Glasgow. Terrible. Its like listening to a heavy metal song played in reverse.

From a Glasgow Scotsman you learn some very important "English" words; 1. Bevy 2. Wee cunt 3. Shite

The rest sounds like hurde gurdy goobin en der funk. Ow bout anuder bevy?
michaelmansun   
13 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

At least we speak our own language. The clue is in English from England. Not only do you not have a language of your own, you can't even learn to speak ours properly.

English is a West Germanic language that originated from the Anglo-Frisian dialects brought to Britain by Germanic invaders from various parts of what is now northwest Germany and the Netherlands

Whose language do you speak?
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

You do seem to have an obsession with sodomy.

Only with a lovely arse like yours, MATE! I do love the way you blokes call each other mate. You know it means the one you breed with, dontcha? And by the way, wtf is a 'bloke'? It sounds like a noise I'd make while vomiting or the sound of a turd striking the water's surface.

I hope you don't mind me asking.

Then there's chap and geezer and lorry and bonnet that whole thing with biscuits. Get the bone. WTF? OH! The phone. OK.

For fuks sake.
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
Work / The level of English of Polish teachers of English. What do you think of it? [101]

My English is terrible and I am perfectly aware of it.

Did you know that you do not have to pay for English lessons? For example, I have weekly conversation, grammar and pronunciation sessions with a fellow in Poland over Skype. He reads English stories and I correct his pronunciation and we learn some new words. I read Polish stories and he does the same for me.

There is a website.

mylanguageexchange.com

I found this guy through this site and we have been having lessons for quite some time. Polish has always been difficult for me, and I lived in Poland for quite some time. It really helps me to have a one on one with a Polish native speaker, we learn for free, and I have a new friend.

there are gaps in their knowledge, which is one reason why students seek out native speakers.

Yes, a native speaker is great, but he or she really needs to know how to teach and possess some sort of education beyond secondary school. I suppose that is why a legitimate certificate of teaching is necessary to get a job these days.

I've seen some native speakers who just made it worse for the student. Polish students love grammar exercises and they will school you quickly if you slip-up on grammar rules.
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Warning to British people visiting Poland!! Don't get drunk and smash the place up! [447]

I don't think it was really advertised in that way. I think it was more word of mouth.

Seanus, it is all over the internet. And for me, the word stag implies getting smashed and groping women. Surprising it is used in ads. Maybe it has a different meaning in Britain.

well, is it a result of advertising Krakow as a stag party's center ?

Yes. Agreed.
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

im sure we can arrange a few rounds to sort this out.

Well, there you are. Finally someone with the gumption to accept. Now, if you will kindly unblock me from sending you a private message, I will send you my private email address and we can stay in contact. Just please don't share it on the forum.

Thanks,

Mike

OK. I sent you a message. Thanks.
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

Dont worry im not going to murder you for an internet disagreement.

OH Wroclaw Boy, what would I do without your little quips?

You do bring me such joy.

Laughing my sox off.

I prefer Wroclaw Boy. You just dont have it in you to be insulting enough to bring me to a boil. Sorry, man.
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

Good piece of advice: crawl back under your stone, don't make unsubstantiated threats, you might get to regret them

Again, all you have to do is email me and we can exchange details. I'll meet anybody who cares to for a nice dust up. It seems to settle things a lot faster. Look pal, I am a good fighter. I am trained for it. You? All mouth. Just let me know.
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

Can I fly a helicopter? No, I fly fixed wing aircraft, and the people didnt pay for it with tax pounds. Have I been to Afghanistan? No, and they have not either except for a tour. I have been to Iraq, Kuwait, and S.A.

Quote examples all you like. I would have to sort through thousands of yours to find the most ridiculous. Afterall, this is all you do is post to this forum. I don't think the USA is the greatest country in the world. It's all relative to what you have in your bank account. I do believe the USA provides opportunity to just about everybody of any nationality.

We have a lot of issues. We are messed up in a lot of areas. And what is frustrating is that we do not seem to address them. We throw money at them, and that never works.

You seem a little wound up.
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

people who prefer to think with their fists

Simply, I grow tired of posters who type all this tough crap, talk about how the Brits are all this and that and Yanks are all superior in their attitudes yet under-educated and classless. I don`t know any Americans who behave in a superior manner or who think the USA is just the greatest country in the world. We are our own toughest critics. Brits just take it off their politicians. The politicians say, "OK. This is what the people need to do", and the Brits just all go along like a bunch of robots. Brits are the former world power who lost it to the USA. Everyone talks about our debt, and how our economy is in such bad shape, and I look at the Brits with their 400% of GDP debt vs USA at 95% of GDP.

I look at the USA with out $46,000 per person income vs the Brits at $36,000. I look at all the messes the Brits created in world with Kuwait and Israel and India and Pakistan, and how they backed out and left the USA to clean it up. Brits like to criticize the USA for slavery, yet Brits were notorious slavers. Ever heard of the Triangular Trade? The Brits were leaders in the Atlantic trade. Even the Church of England owned slaves. The British began slavery in the USA, and after we ran them off we began to free them over the years until we finally had a war to settle the matter. And that is just the Africans and New Guineas. The Brits enslaved all of India, murdered thousands. That is what Brits do, and that is why the one douche bag above stated that the UK owns Poland. He believes it.

I like Poland, I have nothing against Poland. I used to like Brits, but realize after reading some of their garbage on here that they actually think they are superior, not only to the USA, but to Poland. Thing is, it is based on nothing but very old history and an arrogant attitude substantiated by nothing.

It is quite something to criticize the USA for the wars we are involved with, and sit back and point fingers that we are trying to control the world, but it is quite something else when what we really are doing is cleaning up some old issues the Brits created and ran away from.

If not for the USA, and unfortunately for Poland, the Russians, a large part of Europe would be officially bi-lingual, and one of those languages would be German. If not for Poland, Europe would be over-run with Turks. Britain never did anything for anyone except themselves with their raping of the world for commercial gain. They are jealous of the USA because we all have two cars and earn large salaries. They live in little apartments and subsist on the dole and drive little cars with three wheels. We ride monster motorcycles, and they ride one cylinder scooters.

Brits criticize the USA, and we have only ever bailed them out of one mess after another. When I look back at WWII and my grandfather's brother died in Normandy, my grandfather had his eye shot out, and my oldest uncle was executed after being captured by the Germans at the ripe old age of 19, I think, why did we bother? Why did we do all that fighting and dying for Europe? Why did we protect Europe from the USSR for all those years after the war when Europe was blown to Hell. Yeah, I know that didn't help Poland, and I wish it had. Poland should not have been bargained off to appease the Soviets just so it could be turned into an extended Soviet industrial state. That was insult to injury for the Poles.

But what did the Brits do for Poland? Nothing. What do they do now? Nothing, except give you jobs at half British wages, come to Poland and teach English, get drunk and vomit in your streets. The one thing the USA did do for Poland was permit about 1 million of your people to come and live. Have citizenship lotteries, which is the most bizarre thing I`ve ever heard of. Where is the second largest Polish city in the world? Yeah, Chicago. Travelling through Poland I asked a lot of people, "How did you build this nice house if Poland was so broken after the war?" The answer? "$5, $10, $20 from Chicago."

No, I don`t like Brits. I don't like them at all. I used to have a few friends, but Brits are arrogant nationalists, and it based on nothing. If you retired that old bird, the Queen or whatever, and sent Charles packing and told the princes to get real jobs, the whole identity of Britain would fade to nothing. They hang on to this remnant of the past, because do not want to accept that they are has beens.

I support visa waivers for Poles to the USA. I think it is ridiculous and is an antiquated idea to require applications and fees and proof of stability in Poland before you can get one. I mean, most Poles just want to come visit relatives and look around, not live in the damn place. Poles and Americans should be great and close allies, and the Poles deserve more respect from the American government. I also think that Poles should be given working rights in the USA. If you want to come and work and live, why not? Poland wouldn`t empty out. Some would come and work for six months and travel around and just go back home after they got bored with it all. The reason many stay illegally is because they know that when they leave, they will not allowed to return if they have overstayed.

I do NOT support Romanians or Bulgarians and the like to come and go as they please, but Poles have only ever helped the USA against adversaries. Poles helped us run the Brits off during the Revolution. Maybe that is why Brits now want to claim Poland in some way as if they have conquered Poles for Poles kicking their asses during the American Revolution. You think Brits do not think like that? Oh, they do. They are pissed at how far they have fallen in the world, and they blame it on the USA.
michaelmansun   
12 Jun 2011
UK, Ireland / Brits say being drunk senseless while visiting Poland is national trait [98]

another internet tough with your anonymous banter. insults dont really bother me that much. I do like to call out the pussies who can only be tough on forums. You want to have a go, sounds like you have made a challenge. lets give it a go. just email me and I will send you my details and we can meet and duke it out. otherwise, shut up because you just come off as a ballless little wimp when you get all tough on an anonymous forum without backing it up with your fists.

you guys are all pussies. and I am a street fighter. you are a ballerina with a big mouth,

That's because we do

OH No. You are a pussy ass runaway Brit? Damn, and I had just a little bit of respect for you. Now I have about half of that.

Brits are all crossdressing fags. You know it, I know it. What is the difference between an alcoholic and Brit in Poland. On the dole in England, you just drink it up half way through the month and the rest of the month shake and shiver and lean on your mates. No dole in Poland so you have to teach English and pretend with your mates that you are important. You still drink up your pay, but in less time, so then you have to write home for the difference.

Brits suck, always have sucked, are pansy cry baby monarch worshippers, and cry about how badly you hate Yanks because we kicked your ass out of the richest nation on Earth, and you think you should rule over us. We don`t take no shit off Brits or any sort. You on your little sinking island with its bad weather, overrun with Hindus whose families your murdered decades ago.

So go eat your fish and chips and swizzle your piss in your John Bull pubs and talk about what you used to be. You bore the shit out of me fucking has beens.
michaelmansun   
11 Jun 2011
Work / The level of English of Polish teachers of English. What do you think of it? [101]

I have known many Polish English teachers, and they were all really good at thier jobs. Some students complained about accent, and I just told them that they can learn to speak English, but will always have an accent, as well. Fact is, Polish English teachers are better because they actually train to be English teachers. They have the skills for it. Native speakers often do not even know how to speak well, how to spéll correctly, and their vocabulary is often limited. Polish English teachers study the language. Native speakers may not even have the required university degree. I know several who just provide a fake diploma and a fake certificate.
michaelmansun   
3 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

skysoulmate

I have to agree with you. I don't mind the insults, but I wish when someone posts that they would follow the thread, not just read the chapter, go to the end and start ranting about how I should leave Poland, which I did nine years ago, and how I'm just a complainer, as if that is my purpose here. I suppose it is my own fault for the way I set it up,

It supposed to be about first impressions, stuggles with conflicting desires, and resolutions. It is about coming to terms with things which really had nothing to do with me, and remembering that I was an immigrant in a country I hadn't invested a damn thing in, had no family investment in, and, so, had zero right to complain. It was my choice to be there. Poland promised me nothing. That is the point of the book. Adjust or leave, and I made the decision to shut up and stay and do what I had to do. The frustration was that I was encouraged to come to Poland and to stay by a lot of Polish people who said that is was this land of endless opportunities, but it really wasn't, not for everyone, not for immigrants of my status. I learned that, made the decision to stay anyway, and learned to shut the heck up about it after endless attempts at being something other than an English teacher, and I did progress, somewhat, eventually.

I worked in a bank as an FX Dealer, albeit, only for a short while, as they had a fresh graduate in mind as soon as he came out of university, the son of somebody, and I worked in an engineering company, if only for project work, really, and was hired because I could travel freely throughout Europe without applying for a visa. It wasn't and still isn't my country. I was not in a position to make judgements. I always had the option to leave if I thought I had made a mistake in going there. I was not forced to go and not forced to stay. I stayed for my wife, and that was the hardest part. Knowing that if I stayed I was sacrificing my opportunity to have a real career and would turn into a middleaged drunken English teacher someday, bitter and hateful. Knowing that if I left, I would have to leave the girl behind. It is a story about internal conflict and resolution.

That comes out in the book.
michaelmansun   
3 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

seriously why can you fix this forum? nothing fing works here, i'm gonna stop donating

You should be able to edit you own posts. I looked at the donations. They are few. They probably have two people running the thing. I dont even see ads. The budget has to be super low.

Dont bother with misspellings. Who the heck cares except Harry and his entourage of nitpickers.

Yeah 6 months in the desert as a Cavalry Scout. That was some experience. Iraqis surrendering in droves. Wearing sandbags for boots. Starving. I never shot a soul, thank goodness. Got the paperwork to prove it, for the doubters. Naw, I got nothing to prove to them. Glad to be out.
michaelmansun   
3 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

so that we can have all kinds of wars all over the world

I dont like it anymore than you do. But, you know,the ones who balk are the ones who are glad it is us and not them fighting these wars. One thing. I was in the military. I was in SWA for 6 months. I disagreed with it. We allowed Saddam's enemies to hang him like a common criminal. The judge who convicted him reminds me of Roland Freisler. We should have sent one colonel to Saddam who would say, "Look Saddam. We dont want trouble. Just stop killing your people. Stop torturing folks. Stop writing checks for every US solider killed. Help us with the Iranian problem, promise not to invade Kuwait again, and we can be friends. We will buy your oil, and trade with you. Screw the political fallout. You are the best guy for the job. How about it?" Saddam would have raised a US flag over his finest palace. He would have been our puppet for as long as he lived. And we wouldnt have had this ridiculous useless war.

michaelmansun:
Just pardon them, build repore with Mexico and invite them to become legal.
Could you be anymore patronizing and condescending in one sentence.

You are why diplomacy never works. Because you would never try to use it. You are too arrogant and stupid. They just want a life, no matter how it is handed to them.

michaelmansun:
Im in a bar in Mexico and this really really hot girl is talking to me.
She knows a sucker when she sees one.

Every man is a sucker. It's how babies are made and alimony is paid. The rest just J.O. or go gay. Anyway, my wife is watching.

I don't keep up with psychotherapeutic drugs like you do, I had to look it up. I bet you didn't.

OK. My Corona is geeting a little warm. Excuse me.

the ones who balk

Yes, Harry. This one was for you. You are better than a spell checker. Why should I bother?
michaelmansun   
3 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

You will never run all the illegals out of the United States. Just pardon them, build repore with Mexico and invite them to become legal. Not all will apply because they have permanent lives already. But many will. They hate living like that. Wondering if they are going to be checked. The ones who sneak in and sneak out wont do that anymore. Many want to go home and cant. Just make it legal. They will develop a life based on that. And they will love us. We sure could use some love. Im in a bar in Mexico and this really really hot girl is talking to me. This girl is phenomenal. I read all comments and will reply in a while. Playing my guitar and chatting up this gorgeous thing. The weather is perfect. It isnt so bad to be me. Not right now. Yes, Im a little native recently, so my opinions are based off that.
michaelmansun   
3 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

You are turning into the king of simplifications

Well, Nigerians are flooding the US anyway. They are receiving visas for the casinos. And man are they rude. No, we cannot open our borders to the world entire. But what has Nigeria contributed to the United States? What can they contribute. Poland was ready to park our missles on their soil, for goodness sake. I do not blame them for scrapping that idea.

Poland is by no means comparable to Nigeria. They do not have to come to the US. They can work anywhere they want in Europe, and they rotate in and out. The Brits can now come to Poland with their capital and make everything expensive. I hate that for Poles. Heck, some I know cannot even buy an apartment there anymore, because the Brits and others ran there and bid up the prices so that the Poles have to go to the UK to work to earn enough to compete for housing in their own country. The ones with the property before the EU made a fortune and moved to Italy.

It would do no damage to open our borders to Poles and Brits. It might actually help us in the EU. Lord knows we need the PR.

Mexicans? Well, a lot of Mexicans are in the US illegally. I think they should also receive work visas. Why? Because the cheap labor is the reason they go. They earn lower money than what the law allows. Make it legal for them to work and they will demand higher wages. Put them on the same field of comeptition as gringos. They are there anyway, and are afraid to leave for fear of not being able to return. Just make it easier for them and they will not linger around and have anchor babies. They will come home more often to Mexico and stop this damned SS card sharing. They will pay taxes and have benefits instead of working for **** money, getting treated like crap, and maybe they won't risk dying in the back of a ******* truck or drowning in a river just to earn a few bucks. I do not believe it would have much of an impact on drug smuggling, but it could create better relations. Mexico, given a chance, could be an amazing ally for the US. We just have to bring them along and stop treating them like a political football.

It is time the US worked to create better relations in the world. With her allies and her potential allies. Just my ideas. Yes, I risk over-simplification. Yes, just as the EU, there would have to be some fundamental changes on both sides so that we can mesh. It is coming. We might as well prepare now.
michaelmansun   
3 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

H dont scare me. As for trener...well..you are obviously enjoying the best of both worlds. And you enjoy that, and feel elitist about that, even against your own people. You hate to see them, don't you. Those village Poles who come and make you "look bad" Check some history, jackass.

======================================================================

A substantial and repeated criticism in Poland of US approach to Poland revolves about US refusal to allow Poles a visa-free entry to United States, despite the fact that most European Union countries – often much less supportive of US on the international scene – have no visa requirements.

Barack Obama said "No country in Europe loves or loved The United States as much as Poland does or has in the past. Nonetheless visa policy becomes strict.

European Union has threatened USA by imposing visa requirements for entry to any of its member countries if visas for Poles are not lifted.

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And the EU should. But, I certainly do not like it, and hope it does not go that way. I do not think it will happen because Europe enjoys the tourism revenues. The State Department of the USA are a bunch of a'holes. I petitioned the State Department to support a bi-lateral agreement with Poland, for the unrestricted entry for Poles into the US. I also petitioned that Poles receive a 6 month visa, with working privileges. If you overstay your visa, no more than a one year restriction and a fine graduated on the amount of time overstayed. Jail time? Of course not. And built into that, a two week extension for extenuating circumstances. Anything can and does happen. No one should be penalized for a few days overstay, or jailed under any circumstances. It is stupid and makes the USA look like a bunch of arrogant, elitist thinking jerks.

If someone wants to come to the USA from Poland or the UK, and work or just hang out, please come. It's only my opinion, of course. I do not think the US can afford to isolate itself further with these ridiculous restrictive policies against its most stalwart allies. The other countries in the EU, well, I don't think we will ever get along.

Response from the State Department? We appreciate your comments and will review them carefully. Obama needs to get on Hillary's butt.

Please continue with the insults. I do enjoy them so much.
michaelmansun   
2 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

15 years ago, thug, and I stayed 4 additonal years. Again, you really need to follow the thread. I didn't read much of your rant, as it was easy to see early on that you are just a typing fool. One of those, "It is your fault" types.

It is just my experience first two years in Krakow. Not for the remaining 4 in Poland. Please follow the thread and you wouldnt have to spend so much time ranting and wearing away the tissue on the tips of your chubby little fingers.

Thanks for the comment.

I appreciate all the comments. Positive and negative. If some of you weren't in such a hurry to just shoot people down, you might see that it is just a story, a sharing of experiences. I check some of your other posts. And it is the same thing. You post to vent your frustrations. Some of you seem addicted to it. Like some kind of therapy. Anything anyone posts you just set upon them. That's OK. If that makes you feel better about who you are.

I have a friend. A Polish guy. He came to the USA and overstayed his visa in Texas. They put him in jail for 6 months. 6 stinking months! And then banned him from re-entry for 5 years. Texas cops are such big-gut hicks. Another friend, an older lady, won the green card lottery and went to Chicago. She was a chemist. She searched for meaningful work. All she found was sitting with old people. A chemist as a babysitter for the elderly. 8 years. What a waste. Yet a third gentleman, an engineer, went to New York. He drove a cab for nearly 10 years. He sent all his money, well most of it, back home and his family built a house in Nowy Targ. When it was nearly completed, he returned home. The USA was one big disappointing lie.

I can see that on my side. I'm really sorry that you cannot see that it is usually like that for any foreigner in any foreign land. At least in the beginning. Poland was no different. What I do not like about Poland and US relations, is that we have always been allies. If we needed help or support, Poland rasied her hand. But the USA, well, we kind of **** all over that relationship. Sorry for that.

As someone said, in so many words, the reason it pisses people off is that there is not much before or after in my exerts here. My life turned out pretty well in Poland. I just had to accept that there were not any oppurtunities for me there to do what I was trained to do. After that, I just got on with it and had a pretty good life.

Thanks again for your comments.
michaelmansun   
2 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

The book should be out in about two months. I get 100 copies. It's a paperback, of course. It is a small time deal. I probably will not make much, but it is my first real shot at righting (For Harry).

I'll send you a copy, Havok. Be warned. There is some strange stuff in there, and a lot of times I was doing the strange stuff. It is really a self-deprecating creation, which Harry would enjoy.

Thanks, Havoc.
michaelmansun   
2 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

Harry. I see what you mean. Copyright vs copywritten. Its ok. Its a common error. I'll make note of it. And thanks again. Anyway, it's just a story of my experiences. Don't take it so personally. I realize many of you have nothing else to do, but post comments. It is why several of you have thousands. Shut-ins and computer geeks are like that.
michaelmansun   
2 Nov 2010
Life / My experience in Poland 15 years ago as an American trying to live and work there. [167]

Let me see. 15 years ago? The book is from my journals during those two years. Szwed, I lived in Poland for four more years after that and was quite happy at times. In a normal sense, you know, good days and bad days. The story is about my first two years in Poland, which were something quite extraordinary.

All you did was glance through the stories and post an off-hand remark. Kind of like Pete.
My happiness is of no consequence to the theme of this book.

But thanks for your comment.