Love / Are there Polish women who date black guys? [281]


bmw, preferably substantially pimped (as in 'stary, pimp my ride')

exotic as in other, different, and decidedly un-Polish

it is the reaction of Polish girls who have been brought up to serve wife-beating potato-eaters. they go for wife-beating jamaican-jerk-chicken eaters instead.

(that was of course a joke and i don't mean to suggest that either polish men or black men only eat those things) (but will leave the comment about the beating ...)

Love / Are there Polish women who date black guys? [281]

everyone seems to be getting a bit upset here. back to topic:
polish girls like black men because they are exotic, out of bounds and have big dicks (probably). if they have lots of gold chains and a bmka too, all the better. simple. end of thread.

Life / How Polish are you? [74]

omigod. just scored 85%. that means i am totally polish apart from not having polish mother or father. just goes to show what living in a house of poles can do to you ... they have taken me over. mind you, there should also have been a couple more questions:

For women

1. How clean is yr bathroom?
2. Do you consider a size 8 fat?
3. Have you eaten anything in the past week?
4. How often do you throw all of your partner's belongings out of the window, and/or make him sleep on the sofa? (daily/weekly/once a month/once every three months)

For men

1. How many prostitutes have you visited in the past month?
2. How many secret families/children in other countries do you have?
3. How many teeth have you got?

Love / How to please Polish women? [216]


see below


ah! a guaranteed method of pleasing at last! doesn't just work on polish women ... works on all ... i have developed a v good memory for numbers ...

Love / My husband is Polish and I was wondering why he drinks all the time. [66]


sorry - the answer is 'because he is Polish'. that's what they do. it's cultural.

after a few shots, try serving him water instead of vodka - he might not notice the difference ... oh, or tell him that he is beginning to smell, that he snores and that he looks like a tramp. polish guys are usually quite vain as well, so it might stop him.

Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

then you must be very rich and excellent at time management.


I did think about the calories - important to offset any high-calorie drinks with energetic activity.

Actually, seriously, there is some theory about the health of the ... how shall i put it ... most inner sanctum of the female body. It needs regular bathing in the appropriate fluids in order properly to regulate the health of the whole body. Apparently. And only when it is getting enough of what it needs will one's metabolism be operating ideally. Now if that isn't a medical imperative for large amounts of sex, I don't know what is. Sex is Health. In Victorian times women of a 'nervous' disposition were discreetly deemed not to be getting enough sex, and were sent to special 'doctors' who met their needs, shall we say. They would suddenly perk up, develop a new spring in their step, shed the pounds and have a permanent rosy flush to their cheeks. What an enlightened era! Such a sad decline in the health service in recent decades

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Love / How to please Polish women? [216]


it absolutely directly related to how much sex they are getting. women who are having sex twice a day simply don't get fat. reduce that even to something miserably standard like twice a week, and hey presto ... at least a stone fatter each week. not sure if it is because of the distress, or boredom, or lack of exercise. important in such cases to supplement with strenuous activity such as an hour's swimming every morning. sex warmer, though.

Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [512]

Two children, one ex-husband, one ex-mother-in-law, one current partner and family, and a natural suspicion of prawns (although I can overcome this - Poles, it seems, cannot) (or not the ones I know).

And a lot of friends.

Went out to teach English in Poland on a 2-week contract, and decided it was too interesting a place to suss in just 2 weeks, so stayed for 2 years and returned home with booty husband. And the rest is (a rather chequered) history ...

Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

oh yes .. dumb of me ; )

Love / How to please Polish women? [216]


? dumpier as in shorter, or thicker as in stupider?
I thought the Greek govnt invented Demothiki in the early 20th Century ...
I did speak it. Quite well. And yes, it was v easy to learn. Only 4 cases. A breeze : )

My Polish man was concerned that i might be getting too many calories from sperm. Has there been any research on this?

Love / How to please Polish women? [216]


Such as?

Love / How to please Polish women? [216]


it makes sense. £100 an hour for sex, or £5 an hour for cleaning toilets ...

Love / How to please Polish women? [216]


am very nice ... polish women think i am stupidly nice ... they can't understand why ... polish men tend to like it, although they feel a bit like they have been transported to a parallel universe ... one where if they drink too much vodka, someone strokes their hair and gives them water and says 'oh you poor darling ... you must stay in bed all Sunday and i will make you feel better', instead of making him sleep on the sofa while throwing all of his things out of the window, including all the gold jewellry he has given her to try to make her happy (but she never is ...). buy me a packet of polos and i am happy for a month : )

Love / How to please Polish women? [216]

master:
i do everthing for her she has no bills to pay has a car she can use and i give 400 a month to spend she call me names i dont no what to do

swap her for me

UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in the UK. Ch. 5 - Racism [259]


i know this is going off at a tangent, but what is it with that? lots of my polish friends can't swim - especially women - they express a wide-eyed kind of fear of water - which i guess one would do if one couldn't swim ... (phew, at least there is SOMETHING i can do that they can't!)

UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in the UK. Ch. 5 - Racism [259]


why you are always talking about sex ; )

As for our Polish lady,

- she might be just a mad psycho-Polka with a giant chip on her shoulder, mightn't she?

UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in the UK. Ch. 5 - Racism [259]


Well, that explains it. And a lot more, i'm sure ; )


Kysia, I'm sorry, but where to start with you?
You seem to have a massive problem with the UK. Or perhaps you're just doing a very well-educated thesis on some of these issues, and this is your research?

And bugger off with 'no Brits speak Polish'. I do. And I can assure you that I have a veritable armoury of offensive language at my command.

Not that I choose to use it. (well, not yet) (go on, push me ; )

UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in the UK. Ch. 5 - Racism [259]


Forgive me, but this all seems a bit strange to me. Someone was rude to you in a bank? An employee of the bank? So you just ask to see her manager and you complain that she was rude to you. That is how it works here.

Nobody said there was no racism in the UK - there is everything in the UK. Of course Poland is breathtakingly racist, and it is also fairly common to be treated pretty rudely in Polish shops, as I remember. But when I lived in Poland, I simply observed this. It wasn't my place to complain, or so I felt.

You choose to be here, I guess, so there must be something about the UK that attracts you. What?