Off-Topic / What is a woman? [786]


From this *********? That was funny, JR...hahahahahaha funny...

Hey, jon, prove me wrong...Answer JR's question...

Also...How many genders are there? Ts are your close neighbors so I can't think of anyone here who would more qualified to solve this mystery.


My bet is that Russia would first hit London as the epicenter of hate toward Russia . The DC mob is more reasonable and is no threat to Russia.

If I were Putin, my first big one would go on the Hague...the ICC, to be specific...but that's just me since I am the meanest sob around...


That's like shooting the bad guy into the left eye as opposed to the right one from a mile...Amazing...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]


The US has 13,000 planes and 11 carrier groups for just that occasion...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

B-2...the world's most expensive bachellor pad...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

The word "warning" always needs an explanation...

I am warning you because I love you or because I hate you.

The same word, two different meanings...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

Russia last night warned Donald Trump had opened 'Pandora's box' after the US President launched a 'bunker buster' raid on Iran.

Dear Russia, I still love you so I am going to ask you, as lovingly as I can, not to lecture the US how to take care of assorted azzholes with bad ideas and 72 virgins as a reward.

Your azzhole is still alive and well enough to keep on killing your men in large numbers...after 3 fvcking years!!!

UK, Ireland / Polish People are Welcome in Scotland [54]


You forgot no eye contact and small talk...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

BB, if not eliminated, at least informed that the US has the means and the balls.

BTW, the B-2 frontal view as awesome. The side view...uglier than this one...

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Law / Polish Police and Their Tactics [237]


Polish cops don't need guns. Crime is so low that nobody needs guns.

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]


If you say stupid shlt like "Death to America", you are the prime target.

That's in Article 1 of the US Constitution.


...and waiting for the headlines: Po"n star with fake tits brings Trump down!"

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

I have a piece of advice for Iran...

Dear Mr. Ayatollah,

Next time Trump says "Iran will not have nukes", just pack all that nuke stuff up and send to him.

Never, ever make snide remarks, use the middle finger, or insult the man in any way.

Now you know that doing it to a guy who has 21 B-2s is a short-lived pleasure.

PS: Don't count on China or Russia. They have their own problems and we are not afraid of them.

News / Grzegorz Braun extinguishes Hanukkah candles in Polish Parliament [459]


MLK should have written a letter to his democratically elected legal representative instead of telling the crows something about his "dream"...

News / Grzegorz Braun extinguishes Hanukkah candles in Polish Parliament [459]


Money is not the most important thing.

It is the only thing. Ever tried to feed the family with love and poetry?

When you have money, everything is easier and your wife is happier.

Oops...sorry...bad example...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]


In 1945, Japs rallied around their leaders but we had a way to change this relationship.


Iran holds world hostage: Iranian to SHUT Strait of Hormuz closing off 20 per cent of global oil and gas

Hey, Euros, it's your oil. We have plenty of our own.

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]


The US didn't give a fvck about "negative sentiments" in 1941 - 1945.

Superpowers don't need and can't afford to be sentimental. That's why we have 11 carrier groups, 13,000 military planes, and the men trained to kill and destroy - not to "feel"...

Russia is sentimental about Ukraine's civilians and 1 million men are dead now...That's a very good reason to be embarrassed ... after 3 years of tap dancing...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

"We believe that Iran has the right to use nuclear power for peaceful purposes. And we are prepared, as we have been in previous years, to provide the necessary support in this field," the Russian president said.

Dear President Putin,

Please be informed that "nuclear power for peaceful purposes" does not come with "Death to the Great Satan" or "Death to America".

We tend to kill those who say such things. Their families, too, if they happen to be close...

News / Grzegorz Braun extinguishes Hanukkah candles in Polish Parliament [459]


Run back to America. We are allowed to do things that will get you into prison in Europe.

History / Why didn't Britain declare war on USSR for invading Poland in 1939? [103]


Seem? That was a strange compliment...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

Next from Trump haters:

He promised 2 weeks ...boo...hoo...and lied to the world...boo hoo...Not a nice person...Let's call the ICC...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]


I don't think we really need those B-2s and 11 carrier groups to be safe but since we have them, I love seeing them in action.

Only God can do more damage with total impunity.

Personally, it inflates my oversized, ugly American arrogance and ego even more...Oh what a feeling...

Hey, Golden Moron, are you sorry for that TACO yet? You should have kept your mouth shut...

BTW, why the title of the thread?

Why not The Iran war and Peru?

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]


It's actually very easy...Unlearn "Death to America" and "Death to Israel" and they will be OK.

As far as that "it's unlawful" crap...We decide what is lawful because we have a very big fist.


Nobody who believes that death is fun and that 72 virgins are just waiting up there for him should have access to nukes and other such objects.

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]


Ayatollah said "Never mind" and promised to make these craters into community swimming pools.


These strikes worked exactly as God meant them...

1. We can fly those B-2s wherever we want.

2. We can drop bad things that go boom from them.

3. Whatever was where we dropped 6 of those lovely devices is no longer there.

4. We showed Putin how a super power acts when the enemy crosses the red line.

5. Finally I saw my taxes going to a good cause instead of feeding the hungry and fighting AIDS in Africa.

BTW, Golden Moron, it's all to your credit. Trump read your TACO comments and decided to do better...Be proud...

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]

Shock and awe! You gotta love it!

AP claims that one of the six bombs had "DON'T FVCK WITH THE US! on it.

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [786]

Do you know what a woman is?

I did when I was 1 day old.

News / The Iran war and Poland [826]


They called him TACO here...That was a mistake...Euroholes...

I could not be more proud...As a side benefit, that makes Putin look really bad...Three fvcking years later and all government buildings in Kiev are still standing? WTF?

Next: Israel offing Ayatollah...Can't wait...

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [786]


When I was 14, I was dreaming about my history teacher raping me so I am with you on this one.

Yes, my history teacher was a woman. We all knew it without studying human anatomy...It's only now that 50% of Americans dread being asked "What's a woman?"

That "equality" is just plain stupid, but laws are laws...

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [786]

What's a woman?

A woman is a moron who voluntarily hands the police the evidence of her crimes. Men hide the evidence...

Here is one female moron...

Anamaria Milazzo, 22, was arrested and charged with sending indecent material to a minor and endangering the welfare of a child for allegedly sending nude photos to a 14-year-old boy

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [786]

This ugly crow is a woman based on how she speaks...And a slimy leftist based what she is saying...

We are screwed...

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [786]


One of the results is that somebody is a father and another person is a mother.

When a transgender woman impregnates a transgender men, who is named as the father on the BC?

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [786]

From the bginning of time, a woman needed a man to get pregnant..

From 2015 on, a woman could impregnate a man.

So, who said that miracles are rare or no longer happen?

Off-Topic / What is a woman? [786]

Can 2+2 ever not be 4?

Man: Never!

Woman: Hmm...

That's how stupid women are...