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Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
Food / Poles have a more loving attitude to food than here in the UK [169]

Food should be barely tolerable.

If you learn to love food at 20, it will kill you at 70.

To prevent this unhappy outcome:

Step 1: Don't marry a woman who loves cooking.

Step 2: Never eat more just to please her.
Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

Dem scum invented a new form of Catholicism.

Sunday - communion. Monday - a bill to fund abortions. Tuesday - legalizing same sex marriage. Wednesday - a bill to pay for transgender surgeries for minors. Thursday - more funds for wars. Friday - Pride Day...

Any ideas for Saturday?
Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

It's not just a random statement:

That's the only statement he could make.

What could he say? That the POS who shot me was a lousy shot or that his rifle needed recalibration? ...hahahaha...

Or: You mother fvckers pretending to be Secrect Service almost had me killed because you are incompetent azholes...

That's what I would say but I am not running for president who needs every damn vote to outvote cheating Dem scum.
Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

Is he a lunatic or a genius?

Neither.

A patriot and politician. That's what you are supposed to say.

We use "God" in many situations - including sex...
Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

And all the people of the Polish Forums said, AMEN !

...is a lie...

You are not Jesus to use parables.

"all" and "said, AMEN" are lies.

"All" is you.

And nobody said: AMEN after this:

This is as clear as I can make it so we are done with this subject.

Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

"There is no way you can have a rational conversation with them..."


Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
USA, Canada / Will Americans flee from the US to Poland? [186]

Wot???

Simple. A conversation with an azfvcker who has syphilis and AIDS is hard.

Just drop him and you will immediately feel better.

BTW, every LGBT scum is a NAZI...The first thing they do is stifle free speech...You ask a simple question and you are more evil than Hitler.
Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
USA, Canada / Will Americans flee from the US to Poland? [186]

She is 5'11" That hat is so stupid...

I can't stand this woman. After 30 years in the US, my cat would speak better American.

That and to hide the love bites she gets from that department store security guard...

How many love bites did your "partners" leave on your dick?

Don't show them...Just the number...
Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
News / Mr President Joe Biden comes to Poland again [177]

President Trump will withdraw the United States from the Paris climate deal,

Hey...What happened to global warming? I like global warming better so my heating bills are lower.
Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

And all the people of the Polish Forums said, AMEN !

Is this a parable or did you do a poll?
Novichok   
21 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

What/Who was He scared of ?

Of Jewish clergy and the Roman occupiers...Eventually, they killed him.

Of course not, this is 2025 dummy.

In 2025, we know more so using parables is less of a problem, moron...

If I cite Event B as a substitute for Event A, I am counting on three things:

1. You know what Event B is about
2. You know what the relevant parts of Event B are.
3. You are able to figure out what Event A is on the basis of Event B.

If I cite Event A directly, the above is not required and the probability of misunderstanding is lower..

That is why in diplomacy they avoid parables like you avoid AIDS and venomous snakes.

This is as clear as I can make it so we are done with this subject.
Novichok   
20 Jan 2025
USA, Canada / Will Americans flee from the US to Poland? [186]

The only time I am tempted to flee America is when I see or hear Melania...

What the fvck was that hat for? She looked ridiculous and out of place. No other woman wore a hat - especially at the table...


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Novichok   
20 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

Who said they are facts, YOU did.

Anyone who says: God did X claims that to be fact by the absence of "allegedly", "probably", and "in my opinion".

Jesus taught by speaking in parables as the people back then weren't educated nor did they have google.

Bullshlt. The less educated, the more direct and nuance-free a speech must be. No sarcasm, either...as those are often hard to detect and decode.

Jesus spoke in parables for the same reason why Poles used to under Nazis and communists...Because he was scared...and to assure plausible deniability..."No, I didn't mean that,..."

Free people don't resort to parables and allegories...This is why Americans don't do this nonsense...We speak directly, to the point, name names, and use mostly active tense.
Novichok   
20 Jan 2025
USA, Canada / Will Americans flee from the US to Poland? [186]

Today, a fascist group called the 'proud boys' were marching through Washington

They marched because the country has freedom of speech and, therefore, is not fascist.

Musk person gave a salute during a speech which would be illegal in Germany.

It would be illegal in Germany because Germany has no freedom of speech and, therefore, is fascist.

Pierdolnij sie w glowe before posting your next dose of mental manure.
Novichok   
20 Jan 2025
Law / Gun control in Poland: should Polish people be allowed to own guns? [1059]

Here is a long list of illegalities with the North Nigerian referenda,

You don't read RT. I don't read CNN.

Plus...I am talking about a referendum in Crimea. If you wish to discuss one in North Nigeria find another guy.

Also...This convo is between you and me. I don't talk through proxies.
Novichok   
20 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

When it comes to my Faith, you being cool about it is irrelevant.

I am not questioning your Faith. I am questioning the claims such as: God did X. as statements of FACTS, not beliefs.

If you say: Allegedly, God did X or I believe that God did X you are logically and semantically correct and no further discussion is either possible or necessary.

If you practice what I just suggested, you will feel like an adult. Otherwise, you will be operating at the Santa and Greek myths level.

You are welcome.
Novichok   
20 Jan 2025
Off-Topic / God and Religion Talk [251]

How do you deal with this clown on a daily basis?

With PAK, Polo, Bobko, BB, and Velund in hibernation...it's tough here...
Novichok   
20 Jan 2025
Genealogy / What are common Polish character traits? [425]

What are common Polish character traits?
All male Poles say "kurwa" as often as Am teen girls say "like".

That's how I detect them. Beyond "kurwa" or "kurwa mac" it's incomprehensible noise.