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Joker   
23 Feb 2021
Life / Drugs in Warsaw [111]

Is the smog in Warsaw worse than Krakow??

Its not the kind of buzz im looking for 🤮

speed from Vick's Inhalers. Stinks the whole neighbourhood out.

Desperate expat junkies from the UK that ran out of money?
Joker   
22 Feb 2021
USA, Canada / Just got out of jail in California and met a young man of Polish ancestry whilst in prison [27]

you put that idiotic sarcastic smile on and wish more of these scumbags here.

This is all he does around the clock each and everyday. Hes only here to criticize us with his sarcastic comments. Ones he wouldn't dare say in person coz he would get his teeth knocked down his throat. Nope, he just a troll like his friend D.Dope. Totally jealous of the USA and only hopes for our demise whilst he has this fake grin of concern.. FU Homo Jon!!
Joker   
20 Feb 2021
Love / Incels in Poland [299]

biologically useless parasites will never have?

Im glad you asked...
Representation! Mattel launches first Incel Ken doll!
succubusmag.com/2021/01/12/representation-mattel-launches-first-incel-ken-doll/

Why would they hire a guy to do the same job for 50% more?

The best thing about having a women President would be, we wouldn't have to pay her as much👍🏻


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Joker   
20 Feb 2021
Love / Incels in Poland [299]

And here I am throwing my hands up in horror!

Whats this world coming too!!

I hope the Incil`s dont get too excited...


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Joker   
20 Feb 2021
Love / Incels in Poland [299]

I must say, this is turning into a lovely thread isn't it? Instead of a horrid, ugly old cess pit of weirdness,

Yes, Indeed! And keeping with the OP`s topic he will be fantastically delighted they now make a doll for LGBTReTaRdXYZs👍🏻😁


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Joker   
20 Feb 2021
Love / Incels in Poland [299]

I'm wearing a snazzy outfit called 'Dream Date'.

Hey, those outfits match your carpeted UK bathrooms!😆


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Joker   
20 Feb 2021
Love / Incels in Poland [299]

who failed and eventually stopped trying.

Yep, its the same as those fat butchy lezbos... No man would ever touch them, so they hook up with the other nasty ones. Same type of transition from Incel to Homo.
Joker   
17 Feb 2021
News / New "Polish memorial" in Berlin [316]

If Russia decided to take Ukraine,

Its will be Putins for the taking just like Crimea. You can count on Xiden to do absolutely nothing, like he did when he was Obozos errand boy!

But you can always hope these laptop libtards will put their computers down and help fight.lol
Joker   
12 Feb 2021
Travel / Foosball (Table Football) bars in Krakow ? [14]

I just couldn't master the art of flicking the ball very hard,

LOL

Next time join the women's team.

timing the muscle contractions.... the greatest pub game ever invented,

I used to play quite a bit as well.
Joker   
11 Feb 2021
Life / Pączki Day--do Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme count? [39]

There was a Dunkin' Donuts that opened in Warsaw Station,

Its has to be just as bad as the ones owned by Patel over here. I looked through the back door once and seen the guy making donuts. He was hovering over the table as the sweat was pouring off his head in the dough while he was rolling them out. How about new flavor....Sweaty Donut! lol

You can get a pączek doughnut

Ive always like th ePolish version better. Its less sugar and more cake than those ones filled with creme.
Joker   
11 Feb 2021
Life / Pączki Day--do Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme count? [39]

Do they really have Krispy Kreme donuts in Poland?

They do make good donuts from what I can remember. I dont really eat sweets that often. Theyre better than dunking donuts, dont eat there!
Joker   
10 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

What about nutritional supplements?

I make sure they aren't made in China. Its costs more but worth every penny to me.

You never know what theyre putting in there, just as I would never buy any pills off the street.
Joker   
10 Feb 2021
Life / Gyms in Warsaw [44]

Buy yourself a pair of cross country ski's

No need for all that with this Sole machine, its bad to the bone. I only doing a couple of miles on level one and its a good workout for me. I cant imagine doing some of these advanced programs, perhaps 20 years ago...lol Ive only had it since Xmas so Ill build up more endurance.

rent a snowmobile for the day, hit the ski slopes, clean the house, change and wash the sheets on your ?

I just sold a snowmobile last fall. You have no idea how busy I really am,,clean the house! LOLOL

I miss a basement in our house

Im turning into a gym little by little. Its almost impossible to find free weight now, unless you want to pay thru the nose for them.

soaked with sweat and saliva esp when you kinda jog at 4,4.5 mph.

If youre jogging alone. I dont see why a person has to have a mask on, is it an ordinance over there?
Joker   
10 Feb 2021
Life / Gyms in Warsaw [44]

but have to put masks

Thats the thing...How can you workout with a mask on?

I went and purchased a Sole Elliptical machine, it was a bit pricey but its nice to have down in my basement. I still cant find any free weights, all sold out after the gyms were closed.

This machine has been kicking my ass too! Im not as young as them good ol days:))
Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

What about anchovies?

I dont like them but you can still order them.

How about Chicago style deep dish? You can only eat one piece. I took my friend from the UK here and he called it a pie.


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Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

I'm not crazy about the Polish tradition of squirting ketchup on pizza

I think its because they dont use any sauce for a base in Poland, its crazy. Poles in Chicago still squirt ketchup all over it, but you have to add your own corn, cant buy it this way. We have authentic Italian Pizza here and proud of it..Corn! Hahaha

Have you tried Hawaiian style with bacon and pineapple? Strange indeed but popular in weird places like California.

broccoli (

Spinich goes well on Pizza, haven't tried shrimp yet.

Saugage
Bacon
Green Pepper
Onion

Or just a plain pepperoni,,hehe

r pizza is the greatest breakfast in the history of humanity....

Yes Indeed! Vegans😂😂😂😂
Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Life / Gyms in Warsaw [44]

What ever happened to no neck Steroid Boy? (Wroclaw Boy) Oh, he was a hoot! He was the originator of the BBC, probably had a heart attack by now. Anyhow, I hope they open the gym back up. These lockdowns have become totally ridiculous.....
Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

ust avoid their ready-made lasagne.

Its just a bad as that Vegan then. When I first heard of Vegan, I actually thought it was sth from Las Vegas..lol

As long as the Pizza doesnt have Corn or Ketchup. We ordered a Pizza and it didnt have any sauce on it, crazy!
Joker   
9 Feb 2021
Food / Is brain-damaging vegan fad growing in Poland? [176]

meat sludge in Biedronka

You guys really put down Biedronka a lot, is it really that bad? Ive been inside a couple of them, the ppl that work there are really nice at the location by my in-laws. it didnt seem that bad to me, but didnt buy the Polska Lasagna. I already understand Pizza in Poland is horrible sludge, dont ever buy Italian style food there.
Joker   
8 Feb 2021
History / What makes you feel Polish? [167]

the person lives entirely sequestered in some ex-pat colony of Brits or Yanks, e

Thats not true if you have an outgoing personality. Hey, have you ever encountered ppl staring at you in Poland?

" Nothing wrong with learning Polis

Have sth to say to me tough guy?
Joker   
6 Feb 2021
History / What makes you feel Polish? [167]

Is Polish your mother tongue?

Nope, I was born in Chicago not Poland. You didnt know this until now?? lol

A language is a tool and the ability to use is a skill

Nothing wrong with learning Polish if you plan on living in Poland, but you could actually get away without it now. Yeah, its fun going to the Polish bars in Chicago and talking to the girls with my cute American accent, hehe they love it! Im around Polish speakers everyday so Im used to it, but Im not taking lessons like Lyzko, why should I? If youre going to learn a foreign language in the USA, you would be crazy not to learn espaniol gringo:) Nobody speaks Polish outside of the Chicagoland area. Try going to a bar in New Orleans or Vegas and say "jak sie masz" and they will think youre Borat..lol
Joker   
5 Feb 2021
History / What makes you feel Polish? [167]

So, what makes you feel Polish?

So what my ancestors came from Europe? I feel 100% American and dont really care that much at all about Europe anymore. Its so old and run down to the ground, what's so special about it?? Its full of PC libtards, No free speech, super high cost of living, muzzies, dismal weather. I could go on and on....

Poland is still the best country out of the EU, hands down. I hope it stays that way.
Joker   
3 Feb 2021
Travel / Poland in photo riddles - part 2 [1680]

OK, architecture again :) - where is it?

It even looks familiar to me, except the wires are throwing me off. I'll have to take a look through me photos and try and match it up.

A lot of cities in Poland look the same to me.

Is it Tarnobrzeg?
Joker   
28 Jan 2021
Life / Polish Music. [302]

Heres a lovely Polish band to wake you up in the morning and get you going...Acid Drinkers
youtu.be/0P7ej2v54SY

Deleting the preview is something to do with needing a license.

bummer
Joker   
27 Jan 2021
Life / Polish Music. [302]

I have forgotten how to post videos on here.

Long time, No see, Maestro!
youtu.be/8dTl1ffanSE

I have forgotten how to post videos on here.

Its easy click on theTY link... I still dont get why they have to delete the preview?