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Torq   
21 Mar 2025
Off-Topic / Random Chat Thread [823]

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Torq   
21 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

we usually function well in difficult situations

Hmm... usually.

Looks like this time we are doing everything we can to be prepared. The rest is in the hands of God.

we never give up!

Sometimes we do. But not without putting up a fight.

As long as we have the codes

We broke Enigma, Ryszard. How long do you think it will take us to break the retarded American codes? What's the password - "MAGA123"?
Torq   
21 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

@Paulina

We're in a difficult situation, Paulina. United Europe would be too strong for either Trump or Putin to mess with. Unfortunately, we are not united: Hungarians and Slovaks are obviously bought and paid for, Italians and a large part of German political scene are almost pissing their legs in anticipation of resuming "business as usual" with Russia, Spaniards don't give a toss really, the French are trying to hold it all together but they're a bit out of their depth, and Poland is still too weak.

That's why we have to do so many things at the same time: raising the 'Eastern Shield' line, creating proper satellite reconnaisance, beefing up armed forces, building strong territorial defense, trying to conjure up those bloody nukes etc.

Nothing else matters. Not even Poland.

Thank you, Captain Obvious. We know who trumpists are, we have seen their ilk too many times in history.
Torq   
21 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

Are you high on something?

Some very strong махорка. ;)

@PolAmKrakow

You have become very arrogant and full of yourself recently. Mend your ways because - frankly - you are becoming a hideous polyp on the healthy body of our glorious forum*.

* - phrase borrowed from Sorokin
Torq   
21 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

the US or Russia

"The US or Russia". :) You came a long way from "happy gulag b*tches" to "us and our pals Russians".

Polls taken in Greenland also show a majority want to be part of the US.

From which orifice of your body, if I may ask, did you pull this information?

​Recent opinion polls in Greenland indicate that the majority of Greenlanders oppose becoming part of the United States. A survey conducted in January 2025 found that 85% of respondents rejected the idea of Greenland joining the U.S., while only 6% were in favor, and 9% were undecided (...) Greenlanders overwhelmingly prefer to maintain their current political status and are not in favor of becoming part of the United States.

geopoliticaleconomy.com/2025/03/18/greenland-join-us-trump-minerals-china/

euractiv.com/section/politics/news/virtually-no-greenlander-wants-to-join-the-us-poll-finds/

"Virtually no Greenlanders want to join the US, new poll finds"

"85% of Greenland oppose joining USA"
Torq   
21 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

x.com/den_kazansky/status/1902829451576217793

Ridiculous.

But it was only to be expected, I suppose. Trump vs Putin geostrategy game is kind of like Retarded 5-year-old vs Magnus Carlsen chess game.
Torq   
21 Mar 2025
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 14 [563]

What he is - is a very successful entertainer.

That he certainly is, so he and Zelensky should get on rather well.

Anyways, his most idiotic idée fixe is that "reverse Nixon" imbecility. He doesn't understand that Russia is not interested in any meaningful, long-term alliance with the West (perhaps rightly so) and he thinks he can play with Putin (he can no more play with Putin than Lechia Gdańsk can play Barcelona in the Champions League final - different levels).
Torq   
21 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

100 nukes will only enrage Russia, and ensure your destruction.

Russia's psychological states are not that important to us and, as I already mentioned, we would rather be destroyed than enslaved.

It's not enough to disable Russia, in any meaningful form.

Our aim is not to "disable" Russia. Our aim is to deliver - in case of Russian invasion - 50 of out of 200 of our top-notch, first-class warheads, of huge power, into 50 biggest Russian cities. Sure, we would be totally wiped out as well in such case, but the whole point is that Russia would rather leave Poland well alone than have nukes exploding in her 50 most populous cities. That's why those nukes will ensure peace between our nations. Simple as that.

Yes, I would like for us to live in a better world, but - unfortunately - we live in a world where only nukes can ensure a country's safety and freedom. And we have the bald KGB-ist and the Golden Cow to thank for that. Don't blame Poland. We only do what we have to do to protect ourselves from such madmen.
Torq   
20 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

Voces like those talking poetry do not prevail.

Au contraire, Iron. Poetry is the essence that endures through time.

If you do not understand poetry, you are no Slav at all.

You beat me to it. :)
Torq   
20 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

There is nothing more Russian than I.

:)

You are Russia incarnate, just like I am Poland incarnate.

That's why we like each other. Despite all the differences, politics, history etc. Smaller people will not understand this, but souls of Russia and Poland will always smile while looking at each other. Even if we fight.
Torq   
20 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

I feel very much at home here.

Oh, I thought you were back in Russia.

Then again, at your age you're probably better off staying in the US for the time being.

Eh? What? You mean Russia. Anyhow you are not

I can be both a Russophile and Americanophile. My Slavic heart is big enough. I am also a Germanophile, to make things clear. On a good day, I am also a Frankophile.

EDIT: no, f*ck it, scratch the last one - I got carried away
Torq   
20 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

Controllers? 100 fvcking percent.

They get a pass from Torq. It is all that counts, and the US is the incarnation of evil.

Look here, you two plonks. What you apparently fail to understand is that I am the biggest Americanophile on this board. If you take huge compass and draw a circle the centre of which is in Gdańsk and the radius of which is 200 kilometres (that's about 120 miles), then inside of this circle you will not find a bigger Americanophile than me. 1950 Chevrolet trucks - I love. Pump action shotguns - I approve. Mark Twain's works - I admire. However, when you try to tell me that the USA can tell Poland what she can or cannot do, that's where my immense Americanophilia abruptly ends. We have no rulers, we have no "controllers". We are Poles - the Royal Tribe of Piast, the Kings of Slavia, the True West. So there.
Torq   
20 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

he's a fundamentally weak personality who covers that up with bluster and who is largely malleable to those around him

Hmm... maybe we should send somebody with a strong personality to talk to him on behalf of Poland... Grzegorz Braun maybe? xD

Anyways, America is abandoning Ukrainians just like they abandoned South Vietnamese or Afghanis--nothing new under the sun. NATO, even if America formally remains its member, is not a credible defensive alliance anymore. The USA, UK and Australia will go their own way, and Europe will go her way. I wonder if it is not the right time for every country/block to deeply analyse and rethink all their current alliances.
Torq   
20 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

@mafketis

I don't know how the American democratic system works, help me here - is there any way to offer Trump a different post and put a Democrat president in the Oval Office?

And Trump, so that he doesn't pout, could be offered some prestigious job in exchange... I don't know... lifetime Emperor of Idaho, or something like that.
Torq   
20 Mar 2025
Polonia / Polish bus crash in Croatia. Is there a fate? [202]

Known by sane people as.... Macedonia.

Exactly. Maybe Crow is now a Greek patriot and his motto is "Una faccia una razza /μια φάτσα μια ράτσα"? I never thought I would see this. Whatever next? Crow converting to Catholicism and going on a pilgrimage to Rome?
Torq   
20 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

We will buy our nukes from whoever offers the best deal - Israel, South Africa, France ? Or we will build our own.

Exactly. There were also unofficial talks with Iran in the past, and I'm quite sure these lines of contact are also still open. With whom we will cooperate, if with anybody, in the process of getting our own nukes is a secondary matter. The most important thing is that there is a wide consensus, even among moderate political circles, that Poland needs to acquire nuclear weapons.

It's all a logical consequence of Golden Cow agreeing on and pushing to dismantling the 80-year-old, postwar, rule based legal order. But hey - he deported 11 Venezuelans and 5 Bolivians! That has to count for something, right?

the US already told Duda its not happening

The US can't tell us sh*t. Who the f*ck do you, retards, think you are? Our rulers? Think again.

A nuke in Poland means a Russian invasion

Oooo, I'm shaking with fear. *eyeroll*
Torq   
19 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

Medvedev

Brat Dmitry should go easy on the booze, that's true.

But that is not to say that our nukes will be directed against any country in particular. They won't be nukes of hatred, resentment, grudge or historical revanchism. No. They will be nukes of brotherhood, love and - as Pawian would put it - balance of nature. They will restore balance.
Torq   
19 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

realistic

Well, realistically - all the major religions/denominations have their nuclear weapons...

Hinduism (India)
Judaism (Israel)
Orthodoxy (Russia)
Protestantism (USA, UK)
Islam (Pakistan)
Atheism (France, North Korea)
Confucianism (China)

... but Catholicism doesn't have a single representative in the nuclear club. Scandalous. That's why we add...

Catholicism (Poland)

... to the list.

*Crow freaking out in 3 ... 2 ... 1*
Torq   
19 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

The only thing

Ahh, Iron - the eternal pessimist... he thinks the sun is just getting ready to set forever. No, it will rise again, and it will rise to shine its rays on the glory of Poland!
Torq   
19 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

It's Tusk saying these things.

If he pulls this nukes thing off, he is no longer Donald Tusk--he is Donaldsław Tuskowski, the favourite of Svetovid, the son of Svarog, and the Ultimate Dobri Brat.
Torq   
19 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

How come Czechia doesn't want nukes?

Czechia. Pfffft!

"paranoid"

Common sense is the phrase you want.

Spain? Italy?

Spain knows that Russia would have to go through Poland first, and then Germany, and then France, to get to them. So they don't care. It's a similar situation with Italy.

However, Finns and Romanians might have a different opinion and those countries - safeguarding the north and the south of the front should probably get their nukes as well. European nuclear deterrence cannot rest on France and Poland only.
Torq   
19 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

Tusk is a liar and a tool.

... however, if he actually pulls this off and gets us the nukes, I will forget about the lying and the tooling.

But you're right. The time for partying will come later; now we are still sharpening the knives: quietly, consistently, patiently.
Torq   
19 Mar 2025
News / Poland's aid to Ukraine if Russia invades - part 20 [1576]

But more name calling by all means.

The name calling serves a very good purpose. It is to teach our friend President Trump a bit of humility. His ego is so inflated that it needs to have some air realeased, and who else should do it if not Europeans? What are friends for after all?

Sh*t is close to fan.

Crow, I shall tell this to you because you will understand: as a man, as a Serb, as a Slav.

It is all about balls. You can call them cojones, яйца, jaja - whatever, the choice is yours but regardless of the name we choose nobody can deny their importance.

I shall explain.

Male testicles are a rather unimpressive body part: they are not especially big, not very attractive in terms of looks, and the smell is also perhaps not much to write home about. But they're there. They're there, and when our not-so-dobri brat Putin bases his entire strategy and all his plans on a very discernible assumption that we don't have balls... well, it hurts our feelings.

So, of course, 60% of Polish response to the Ukrainian crisis was strategy, tactics and careful planning. Yes. But 40% (less, but still a lot) of the response was the reaction to the impudent assumption that we don't have balls.