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Posts by Lazarus  

Joined: 19 May 2020 / Male ♂
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Lazarus   
17 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [957]

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Lazarus   
17 Jul 2025
Life / A warning to Poland: Germany's catastrophic immigration policy: 80-90% criminal manhunts are ARABS / foreigner [83]

Why did Euro voters want all these Muslim migrants?

Maybe something to do with them not being bigots? Maybe it's connected for the need in Europe for people to fill the jobs left empty by an aging population? Perhaps it's due to large parts of Europe having experienced war in living memory and so understanding that sometimes people need a safe place to go to?
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [957]

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Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [957]

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Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Remembering Adrian [24]

I gave her the link to this thread already..

Thank you.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

is no longer fit for purpose.... it needs to be scrapped, it serve no useful purpose anymore

That's something which we could discuss. What is indisputable, however, is that it is now in force and needs to be obeyed until/unless it is reformed.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

It is true because that would advocate a crime of entering a country illegally and then "asking" for an asylum.

Again, no, because countries which are signatories of the 1951 convention cannot "impose penalties, on account of their illegal entry or presence, on refugees" (that bit is so short I'm allowed to quote it).
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 16 [1014]

Being pushed into a check mate. Can't move one way, can't move the other.

I think the term is "zugzwang", but it's a German word, so we should ask our newly revealed resident German: jimmy rapist.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Remembering Adrian [24]

I said exactly the same thing to his mother when I spoke to her recently

Could you possibly pass on to her the sentiments expressed in this thread?
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Law / Gun control in Poland: should Polish people be allowed to own guns? [1070]

In Poland, you don't have the right to self-defense.

I noticed it, I just filed it under "Yet more proof that Novi knows nothing about Poland".

But perhaps you'd care to read Art. 25(1) of the Polish Penal Code?
1. Anyone who, out of necessary self-defence, repels a direct illegal attack on any legally protected interest is not deemed to have committed an offence.

Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [957]

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Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

1. Under the UN rules, one must apply for asylum OUTSIDE of the host country.

That simply is not true. Have a read of Art. 31 linked to above.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

all those judged in Nuremberg were victims of revenge, as they hadn't broken any laws.

Interesting that you don't consider the following to be illegal: crimes against peace, war crimes, crimes against humanity, mass murder, unethical human experimentation, false imprisonment, hate crimes and conspiracy to commit the above.

Interesting but not exactly surprising.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

An irrelevant non-binding law by an obsolete institution.

Guess again: it's a legally binding international agreement that requires all signatory state to take certain actions (and to refrain from taking others).

All you have to do is turn back the boats.

Which cannot legally be done. You might be OK with being a criminal, I'm not.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

but you can apparently tell who is and isn't genuinely entitled under UK law to asylum just by looking at them.

No, I can't, just as you can't. And that's why each case has to assessed individually. But what I can do is, and you apparently can't, is read the relevant law.

Short answer no, they are criminals for coming to the UK illegally, and should be sent straight back to France.

I would suggest you read Art. 31 of the 1951 Convention relating to the Status of Refugees. It's too long to quote here but you can read it at
ohchr[dot]org/en/instruments-mechanisms/instruments/convention-relating-status-refugees

Do let me know if you need any help with the longer words.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [957]

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Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [595]

Neither are you, German boy!

You mean jimmy rapist is a hun?! That would make sense actually, would explain his gluttony and his tendency to fantasize about being hugely important and powerful. Would also explain why he hates Brits, and why Poles hate him.
Lazarus   
16 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Must be lonely on top of all that imaginary money.

Must be even lonelier when the fantasist realises that everybody is laughing at home because he can't even do simple maths that a five-year old can manage, e.g. dividing 72 by 20, and so demonstrates to us that his fantasies are just fantasies.

Anyway, in other news, did you see that Orlen hit 89 the other day? Nice of Delph to give us that tip on Boxing Day, wasn't it. And I see they'll be paying out the dividend on 1 September. PLN 6.00 per share, which is a 12.5% return for us. I think I might use some of my pay-out to buy a bag of nails on Amazon and have them sent to the Michigan Mystic so he can get Lil' Stabby to fix his roof.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

Their documents always go missing, but their smartphones are never lost.

It's almost as if one can buy a smartphone in any city in the world for the price of a couple of blowjobs but documents are far harder to get.

How did they proved individualized persecution?

You'd need to ask the Home Office how they reach an assessment that the UK is legally require to grant any person asylum. One would assume that they have access to slightly better and more detailed information than you do.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / What's your connection with Poland? Penpals. [595]

From my experience Poles are as likely to have a nice smile as other humans are. I guess the issue her is that jimmy rapist is comparing a fantasy Pole with Poles he actually met, and there's a very good reason why the Poles he met weren't likely to smile.

I've never heard of Poles liking food in America

I wonder if Jimmy's fantasy Pole also told him about how bread in America is much better than bread in Poland.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

Let's bet.... almost none of them.

Of course we can't tell about the people who crossed in the last few weeks, their cases haven't been examined. But between 2018 and 2024 the asylum grant rate for people who arrived by small boat was 68%, which is higher than the grant rate for asylum applicants overall.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 16 [1014]

Looks like a high class brothel in Minsk.

That's very unfair on Belarusian ladies of negotiable affection!

Then again, I suppose Melania feels at home.

You know none of that was ever proven (unlike the history of her working illegally in the US).
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [452]

So what is your definition of a woman?

Somebody who covers her drink when you walk into the bar.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
News / European News and Poland Thread - part 4 [674]

Incidentally, since the deal was signed, 1400 illegals have crossed

Can you please get in touch with the Home Office. At the moment they have a long process (and costly) process for assessing which asylum seekers are entitled under UK law to asylum and which are not, but you can apparently tell who is and isn't genuinely entitled under UK law to asylum just by looking at them.

Get rid of all those DEI officers on £200.00+ salaries first.

If somebody wants to work full time for the NHS for 79p a day, I say let them.

What have you got against DEI?

You mean apart from the obvious?
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

sat here arguing with strangers online.

That's the thing, jimmy rapist is too numerically illiterate that he can't even get his argument straight and so instead posts things here showing that he's lying. For example, he claimed that he makes
a 20% return on my money overall.

But then he tries to show off about knowing "the rule of 72" and says
To use the rule of 72, divide 72 by the fixed rate of return to get the rough number of years it will take for your initial investment to double..

Because he's too retarded to be able to divide 72 by 20. If he could divide 72 by 20, he'd know that a 20% rate of return means one would double one's money in 3.6 years.
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

He sounds like an angry pensioner shouting at pigeons,

He would be exactly that, but he tried to invest his pension in the stock market and very quickly, but painfully, discovered that trading really is not an activity for people who can't even cope with simple percentages.

Jimmy rapist is so numerically illiterate that he thought 72 / 20 = 6! He claimed that he's getting a 20% return on his money and doubling his money every six year! LOL! What a f*cking retard!
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

The only thing Jim's got 350% of is hot air.

That's not true! Jimmy rapist has got at least a 350% higher chance than any other poster here of trying to boast about getting below market rate returns. Nobody else has done that even once yet but jimmy rapist has now done that six times! My favourite is when he tried to boast about getting a 1% fantasy return on some stocks when the market had gone up by 300% of that much! LOL! What a f*cking moron!
Lazarus   
15 Jul 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

I have been doing it ever six years with the help of my trading charts.

LOL! Look what the S&P 500 and Nasdaq have returned over the last six years. Jimmy rapist claims he got 100% growth in six years, but in that time the S&P 500 is up 108% and Nasdaq up 150%. So yet again the Michigan Mystic boasting about getting fantasy returns which are well below what one would get by just tracking the market! What a f*cking retard!