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Joker   
25 Jan 2022
Travel / Unusual things to do in Krakow [15]

No smog at all lately.

Poland is one of the most polluted countries in Europe, breaching EU norms by hundreds of percentage points at the worst times of the year.

Hey, this "Smog Cannon" might do the trick! Or perhaps, stop burning so much coal??

euronews.com/2022/01/21/polish-town-tests-anti-smog-sound-cannon-to-tackle-pollution

Polock Smog Cannon to the rescue! Hahaha


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Joker   
25 Jan 2022
Travel / Unusual things to do in Krakow [15]

People burning trash daily.

How many zloty per month does its cost for trash pickup?

Total BS. No smog at all lately.

To say that all smog in Krakow is totally gone is BS and you know it. Yes, they have been trying to clean it up , but to claim NO Smog in Krakow...Hahahaha
Joker   
24 Jan 2022
Travel / Unusual things to do in Krakow [15]

We're all quite fit and healthy

You wont be for long after breathing in all that fresh Krakow air..cough cough.

Polish city records worst air pollution in the world as winter smog descends


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Joker   
20 Jan 2022
Off-Topic / Random movies (not Polish) proposed by forum users [95]

2008 film Gran Torino with Clint Eastwood is superb

Its a great movie.. It was slammed by the lefties bc it was an Eastwood movie, but its a classic in my book. Did you see the Mule? I thought it was good also, yet hes too old to be kicking all that butt! lol

Do you have Netflix? Watch Squid Games...Its really bizarre, has a lot of violence though.
Joker   
17 Jan 2022
Travel / Hotel Europejski - Krakow [6]

better recommendations about the same price/

I stayed at the hotel Wyspianski its within walking distance to the city center. The rooms aren't bad, kind of small but clean. I didnt spend much time in the hotel bc there was plenty of action on the streets. I dont know think March is the best time though, probably still too cold and smoggy. The underground bars are good, you can walk there in 5 mins.

hotel-wyspianski.pl/en/

I just checked and its only $32 per night! wow!

They have free breakfast too, but I cant remember if it was good or not.
Joker   
15 Jan 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Its then Australian Closed and even didn`t start.

It makes me wonder if the Aussies dont want Jokervich to break the record. 20 Australian open victories and they dont want a 21st.

Theyre afraid hes going to win, thats all.
Joker   
15 Jan 2022
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

He is/was an American crook politician..

He never left Chicago his entire life, but only once to be on Trumps Tv show ( the apprentice ) and he couldn't even check emails on a computer! Hahahaha

youtu.be/-T0wdJl-TDg

We all laugh at Blago, like a clown. He got himself busted because of his own big mouth. He try to sell Obama Senate seat.. " We got this thing and its Phucking golden".

All on tape! LOL

youtu.be/wf9X6C0c-70

Here is what got him thrown in prison. Hes known the dumbest criminal in the history of Chicago!

Damn prison really made his hair go grey l

It was black and about 6 inches tall when I was talking to him at Taste of Polonia around 10 years ago.

Hes really short around 5'5"
Joker   
12 Jan 2022
Law / Lost my Driving Licence [5]

I just can't get over the fact that you managed to lose your wallet.

Once I lost my wallet. I believe it fell out my pocket while riding my motorcycle. Its not much fun canceling cards and getting new IDs. About 2 weeks later a small box came from the Post Office with my wallet " fully intact" inside. Someone must have found it and dropped it into the mailbox.
Joker   
12 Jan 2022
USA, Canada / Poles Living in the Chicago Area [343]

Hey Novi, I went to this Polish restaurant in Schaumburg " Bacowka" and Its the hard wooden seats again!

The service is slower than Ugazdy and by the time I left my ass was sore and I was freezing, bc the cheap ass polock has the heat set down to 60 degrees. I asked and was told its always like this.. Do Widzenia Barfola!

The food wasnt that great either. Ugadzy was better. I ordered the Highlander pancake again.


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Joker   
2 Jan 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

I knew a few Polish alcoholics as I am sure you all have.

Im not an expert on Vodka but the best Ive ever had was from Poland. Its so smooth it goes down like water.

I like beer and rarely touch the hard stuff... I went to a Polish wedding and there were bottles of vodka on every table, I wasnt driving that night! lol
Joker   
1 Jan 2022
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

I still have some Jack Daniels that is over a year old!

I opened up an old bottle of Cognac last night and had a few sips along with a couple of Stella Artois:)

I am too stupid to be able to do that so I stopped drinking.

It will be probably a few months before the next round, unless sth fun comes up. Winter sucks, its so boring around here. I should move back to Florida as well. lol Im sure that place is getting overcrowded with Aholes from NYC by now:(
Joker   
29 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

Bison grass Vodka.. Ive had it before, its really good, no hangover. Poland has quality vodka compared to some of those brands like Skol, winos even pass on that swill.
Joker   
26 Dec 2021
News / Poles say a big YES to our European Union [996]

Harsh accusations against Germany: "They want to turn the EU into the Fourth Reich"

Good luck attacking Germany, you moron. NATO will destroy what's left of your barbaric country before you can kiss the commie Chinese flag again.

Haven't you noticed nobody responds to your idiotic propaganda around here? Poles dont care about Serbia!

Hurry up, get out your sock puppet! LOL
Joker   
25 Dec 2021
News / Poles say a big YES to our European Union [996]

Fortunately, Poland and Visegrad are now able to hit hard and to shock Germany

Unfortunately, were subjected to more of your ridiculous propaganda and photos of missiles launching on Xmas...
Joker   
25 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

The last week of December is weird..

I want the holidays to be over with, especially "amateur night" aka NYE. Im staying home, again:)

.Time for resolutions..

I dont make resolutions, Im already perfect:)
Joker   
22 Dec 2021
News / Poles say a big YES to our European Union [996]

Let the E.U. deal with it.

Remember how Xiden was constantly calling Trump a Russian asset during the campaign and was going to get tough on Putin?

Its the exact opposite, basically just another Democrat lie.
Joker   
22 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

I've been to a few Wigila and had some delicious white fish, I think it was Cod. Along with different types of vegetarian pierogis and zupa.

I imagine, everything is the same in Poland.

It hasnt snowed once this season over here:)
Joker   
22 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

I'm not trying to create an argument just saying other ppl have used Jesus to glorify themselves. The pine tree is a pagan symbol and a fire hazard as well.

Ok ok. So who has a Carp in their bathtub? I bet Bozobo does😆
It must be a different type of Carp in Europe? These fish are considered bottom feeders in the US and nobody eats them except poor ppl down in Mississippi.
Joker   
22 Dec 2021
Life / All Things Christmassy in Poland [332]

I should have explained to like I am talking to a 5 year old.Sorry.

There isnt any proof Jesus was born on Dec 25th. Evidence of King Nimrod`s death being celebrated on this day with a tree is factual.
Joker   
13 Dec 2021
Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [382]

Having traveled on numerous European carriers, I'd say language has

Well, Im glad I dont have to sit next to you:)

I never had a problem on LOT understanding any of their employees English. Actually, I rather enjoy listening to different accents and see if I can figure out where theyre from. I have the the whole UK down pat! I can tell the difference between Scousers and Mancs already. Irish is very specific, easily identifiable:)

The Slavic accents are hard! Try telling the difference between a Romanian and Pole speaking only English...or Russian...good luck
Joker   
13 Dec 2021
Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [382]

Standard "World" aka "Internationalish", apropos my pod-people analogy from the '57 Don Siegel classic:-)

Why do you have to turn every thread into another language thread? It doesnt have anything to do with LOT now does it?
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Classifieds / Polish Garage Sale in New Jersey [7]

Mom will have Polish snacks and drinks for people to try too.

Ive never seen anyone put out a food spread at a garage sale before. If I lived in Jersey, I would check it out.
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Travel / Why does everyone seem to hate LOT Polish Airlines? [382]

It's a POLISH airline, get the name POLISH in the name?

I enjoy the friendly Polish female flight attendants on LOT, not too bad on the eyeballs if you know what I mean:)

Lot-flight attendant to sound as though she comes from Kansas.

Last time I flew on Southwest Airlines...... I got a limp waisted flamer and his accent/lisp was totally annoying!

Ill take the foreign accent anytime before that:)
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

In the interim they shouldn't let boys shatter girls swimming records, plus 38 seconds, thats huge in swimming.

I wonder what will happen to the Olympics if the wokies get their way, yikes! Most countries wont go along with this silliness, only weirdos in the USA, so embarrassing!
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

I'm not worked up. I just think its unfair to the girls that train all the time to be blown away by boys that are biologically stronger.

How about a 3rd transgender category and they can compete by themselves.

Whatever sex is on you birth cert. is what normal ppl go by.
Joker   
11 Dec 2021
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Since when is formula one " driving" a sport?

Im talking about women's swimming here, nice try but that will fall on deaf ears and you know it.lol

Whats next women's basketball and tennis, it will be destroyed in no time at all.