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Joker   
14 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

keeps all the pollution from the coal boilers close to the ground for everyone to breathe.

I never though of that but makes perfect sense. Ive heard they were retrofitting for gaz in Krakow, that's good. It might be hard now with Putans war.

Its better to pay the extra air fare to visit during the summer.
Joker   
14 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

Air pollution is the reason why I don't come to Poland in winter.

It was a horrific sight to see all the black coal smoke billowing out of the chimneys. Poles burn their garbage as well, plastic bottles etc.... Instead of paying a few zoltys for proper pick up. I understand some ppl aren't as fortunate and everyone needs heat. Cough,cough!

Another thing you wont see a lot of in Poland are elevators in apartment buildings. They have to walk up and down 10 flights of stairs each trip. I think they were built by the Commies.

If you need to lose some weight...There you go!
Joker   
12 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [423]

It was supposedly all an act. He did a brilliant job if he wasnt drunk.

Do you know how to avoid a hangover? Stay drunk!...Dean Martin

Have you ever seen W.C. Fields?
Joker   
11 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [423]

We had late afternoon.

Its 5 o'clock somewhere... Dean Martin style haha
Joker   
10 Dec 2022
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

She has a deeper voice than I. When I heard her speak I thought Darth Vader had entered the room.LOL
Joker   
10 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [423]

At 9am? LOL

The best drink I've ever had is called a Rum Runner. I used to drink them at the "Top O Mast" when I lived on Ft. Myers, bh.

The place is out of business, so are all of them. I suppose, it was a good call to move back home.

I hate wine though. Havent had a glass of that swill in over 20 years.

Beer is more sophisticated anyhow:)


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Joker   
9 Dec 2022
Travel / Pot in Poland for tourists [285]

The Policja didn't catch you? Hey, try doing that in Russia and let us know how it works out.
Joker   
9 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

Better than sitting stony-faced and pretending that you're enjoying yourself.

I was laughing my ass off at how rowdy the Brits were, it was kind of funny. They were singing BoB Denvers " take me home country road". Hearing that song with British accents was hilarious! Ok, I was drinking with the Brits as well.

It was another group/party that I saw outside. They were totally blasted and acting obnoxious.

It's a tourist hell, full of tat shops, rip off restaurants and people trying to get you to go into clip joint nightclubs.

Its not as bad as Amsterdam or numerous other cities around the world. I like Krakow, its a fun city.

The Chinese don't go to McDs.

Have you ever heard about McDonalds " pink slime"?
Joker   
9 Dec 2022
Life / I'm from China and I would like to ask about the real experience of life in Poland [44]

. I've seen a few but not especially loud and disorderly (I know the worst ones were in Krakow

I saw them yelling, pulling down their pants and mooning people riding in back of a carriage. I felt bad for the poor girl driving it.

, 'drunken stumbling', no.

And puking as well. They would get arrested in America for disorderly conduct if they pulled that stupid crap.

(who lives in America and never visits Poland)

But I have! And I saw a bunch of drunken Brits acting like Aholes with my own two eyes. I have the stamps on my passport that say otherwise, so youre just projecting as usual.

Krakow is beautiful city when drunken Brits aren't there to ruin it for everyone else.
Joker   
4 Dec 2022
UK, Ireland / How do the Polish and People with Polish Ancestry feel about British Royality [61]

Edward VIII was a bonified Nazi sympathizer,

The Royal family is actually German anyhow.

King George V, also a cousin of Queen Victoria, had Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany as a nephew; King Henry IV had the queen himself as a niece. A decree by King Phillip II on June 19, 1917 amended the royal surname from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor in accordance with this.

leicestershirevillages.com/why-is-the-queen-of-england-german/
Joker   
3 Dec 2022
Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

4 out of 5 former NFL players either go bankrupt or suffer severe financial distress within two years of retirement.

But they are supposedly college graduates. I guess, when your a dumb jock classes don't matter as long as the school can make money off your back.

A fool and his money are soon parted.... So true. I haven't any sympathy for these morons.
Joker   
28 Nov 2022
History / Not proud of my Polish heritage [110]

I never wanted to go back to that pathetic US

Who said we would let your broke ass in?

How come over a million Poles live in my area and never want to go back????

Keep trolling its all you can do! LOL
Joker   
27 Nov 2022
History / History of two Neighbors: Poland - Germany Interrelations [283]

They talk about it a lot but help as little as they can.

Look no further as they absconded from paying their NATO obligations. The Germans are weasels all talk no action. They always make slippery deals and are not to be trusted.
Joker   
27 Nov 2022
History / Not proud of my Polish heritage [110]

And this is a Yank forum.

I've asked many Polish immigrants over the years in Chicago if they would ever move back. Usually its a F*** No! Take Novi for example he never wants to go back as well. I'm telling you the vast majority of immigrants feel this way. And couple of times they almost became angry twords me.

One can only come to the conclusion the best place to live and make money is in the USA.

Only a fool would return......
Joker   
27 Nov 2022
UK, Ireland / Why are Polish people, especially women, so disrespectful toward the English? [442]

And you didn't.

Are you saying don't believe my lying eyes?? You sound like Biden.

Why do Poles advertise stag weekends then complain when they happen?

So, I'm right then. Thanks:)

The clubs may advertise but the locals hate it. Rude and obnoxious is what they told me.

4:30 am in Poland....Were you doing some coke tonight? Haha
Joker   
26 Nov 2022
UK, Ireland / Why are Polish people, especially women, so disrespectful toward the English? [442]

but they do not like us. It feels really very disrespectful.

You know what is disrespectful? Drunken Brit stag parties where they act like complete idiots. They use Poland to misbehave bc they would get in trouble back in the UK. It comes to no surprise they give Brits dirty looks.
Joker   
24 Nov 2022
Life / Polish Music. [302]

@Miloslaw

This one is funny...

HAZEL..... I love Poland..K_urwa masz!

youtu.be/1EPlFdNa1bQ
Joker   
12 Nov 2022
Study / Various education and school issues in Poland. Opinions, stories, controversies. [1006]

It seems Americans don`t respect their teachers

It seems you dont know what youre talking since you have never lived here. What are you sources, Teen Vogue?? LOL

You never miss a chance to try and diminish the USA. Now, youre deflecting from your insecurities and take meaningless jabs at my country.

I could prove you wrong by coming here but we know your budget wont allow it on a Polish teachers salary... LOL Its equivalent to about $26,000 per year! LOLOL

Get a job over here and you will earn $80 to 100K

Taco Bell employees make more than you....Hahahahahahaha
Joker   
11 Nov 2022
USA, Canada / The history of Polish mafia in Chicago, Illinois [51]

A Polish Mafia in Chicago?

Ive heard this story before, thats all it is....Pure fiction.

"The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair

It is one of my favorite books I had to read in HS.

Next time you eat a hamburger you might want to think twice!:):)
Joker   
7 Nov 2022
Life / Polish Music. [302]

How about some Dzem:)

youtu.be/XWcqFbMUAb4
Joker   
5 Nov 2022
Life / Polish Music. [302]

Remember when they temporarily booted me from FB and now they leave me alone. I guess, it depends on which prick is working that day.
Joker   
4 Nov 2022
Life / Polish Music. [302]

Especially when posters see that other forums are getting away with it.

They used to do it on PF. It was over 10 yeas ago and was very popular.
Joker   
2 Nov 2022
Life / Polish Music. [302]

They are called The Polish Metal Alliance.

Ya, they sound good!

You won't get prosecuted!

You can post any YT video on FB and they dont care at all.

Stop being such pathetic wim

Its very strange thats for sure.
Joker   
29 Oct 2022
Life / If I could introduce something from my country into Poland, I would.... [175]

Philly steak sub we tried from a local restaurant called Aioli

The name of the restaurant says it all.... Run!

Go to Jersey Mikes they have the best Philly.

Have you ever tried a cheeseburger in Poland?🤮

They try to mimmic American food and really destroy Mexican food. It tastes nothing like the real thing.
Joker   
28 Oct 2022
Off-Topic / Pop A Cork - Wine [423]

I got some people from the embassy hooked on it lol.

Did they get a whiff of your poopy pants?

9.99 PLN from Biedronka

Do you drink Mad Dog 20/20 as well?
Joker   
23 Oct 2022
Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

I like when their face looks stretched..Its like trying to spot a toupee in a crowd! LOL