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Lazarus   
11 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

The problem here is that poor dumb jimmy is too dumb to understand the difference between holding of shares in one company and "total account value".
To make $456,000 on 24 October a person would have needed to own 9,737 Tesla shares, as the share price went up by $46.83 (from $213.60 to $260.48) and $456,000 divided by $46.83 is approximately 9,737. At the 24 October 2024 closing price 9,737 shares would be $260.48 x 9,737 = $2,536,929.76. Very simple maths. Well, clearly not simple for poor dumb jimmy, as he claims shares worth $1.6 million would have returned $456,000.

But because poor dumb jimmy is so dumb, he can't understand that what Fidelity call the "total account value" is assets less liabilities (e.g. outstanding debit balances and amounts required to cover short options positions), not only the assets held. In this case, the man who sent poor dumb jimmy failed to mention the liabilities, and because poor dumb jimmy is too dumb to divide $456,000 by $46.83 and then multiply the result by $260.48, he believed that the $1.6 million was the holding in Tesla. Anybody else can just divide 16 by 4 and realise that there is no way in hell that 21.91% of $1.6 million is $456,000. But not poor dumb jimmy. LOL! What a f*cking moron! How dumb can poor dumb jimmy be?!
Lazarus   
11 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Fidelity? Can poor dumb jimmy quote Fidelity saying that 21.91% of 1.6 million is 456,000? Nope.
Can poor dumb jimmy quote Fidelity saying that Tesla shares didn't go up by $46.88 between close 23 October and close 24 October? Nope.
Can poor dumb jimmy quote Fidelity saying that $46.88 * 6,143 = $456,000? Nope.
Can poor dumb jimmy quote Fidelity saying that the number of Tesla shares worth about $1.6 million on at close on October 24 wasn't 6,143? Nope.

Can poor dumb jimmy do anything other than seethe about being so clearly shown to be liar who is too dumb to even see that 16 / 4 = 4? Well, in theory poor dumb jimmy could just shut up and hope he stops being ridiculed for being so dumb (and so poor), but of course poor dumb jimmy is too dumb to even know when he's beaten and it's time to shut up! LOL! Hoot!
Lazarus   
11 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Hahaha, it's 7.30 a.m. in Michigan and poor dumb jimmy is already spitting with fury! LOL!

Is he ever going to face up to the fact that everyone knows that going up from 213.6 to 260.48 is an increase of 21.91% and that 21.91% of 1.6 million is not 456,000? Poor dumb jimmy is too dumb to even be able to lie about owning shares! What a f*cking moron! Hoot!
Lazarus   
11 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Good old poor dumb jimmy, still insisting that 2 + 2 = 5, and he's got a photo that proves it!

Everybody else can see that a stock which went from 213.60 on one day to 260.48 on the next went up by 21.91%. And we can all see that 21.91% of $1.6 million is not $456,000. But poor dumb jimmy was sent a photo that he didn't understand. And now he'll be being held up for ridicule every single day until he admits that he was lying and he didn't own $1.6 million of Tesla shares or even $1.60 of Tesla shares.
Lazarus   
10 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Good to see that poor dumb jimmy is absolutely furious about being exposed as a fantasist liar. He just can't cope with the fact that 21.91% of 1.6 million is not 456,000, despite him claiming that it is. Now it's absolutely crystal clear to everybody that he doesn't have a multi-million dollar share portfolio, he's just got a leaky roof and health problems from being morbidly obese.
Lazarus   
9 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Hahaha! Poor dumb jimmy is losing his mind about his latest precious photo! He so much wants it to so show that 21.91% of 1.6 million is 456,000! He was told that the photo would prove that he's a millionaire, but instead all it proves is that he can't count! LOL! What a f*cking moron!

The entire world can see that when a price goes from 213.6 to 260.48 it has gone up by 21.91% and that 21.91% of 1.6 million is not 456,000. But not poor dumb jimmy! He's got a photo that proves 21.91% of 1.6 million is 456,000! Just like that same photo proves that poor dumb jimmy is a millionaire! LOL! I think I love that photo almost as much as poor dumb jimmy did when he first saw it!
Lazarus   
9 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Fidelity! Fidelity! Poor dumb jimmy has a photo which proves that 2 +2 =5!

Everyone else can see that 21.91% of 1.6 million is very simply not 456,000 but poor dumb jimmy has a photo which proves every calculator in the world is wrong!

When is poor dumb jimmy going to learn that sometimes he's sent photos of things which are very simply not what he's told they are? For example, the photo he once cherished more than all others, because he was told it was of me. But the person who told him that was lying, as he found out to his cost.

Now he's got another photo that he cherishes, but this photo also just proves how gullible poor dumb jimmy is. A person who owned Tesla shares worth about $1.6 million on at close on October 24 held 6,143 shares, because 1,600,000 / 260.48 = 6,142.5. A person who held 6,143 Tesla shares at close on 24 October made (260.48 - 213.6) * 6,143, as that's the 24 October closing price less the 23 October closing price times the number of shares $1.6 million bought.

Your calculator will tell you that 260.48 - 213.6 = 46.88 and 46.88 * 6,143 = 287,983.84. But poor dumb jimmy has a photo that he so desperately wants to show that your calculator is wrong! In the maths of poor dumb jimmy 46.88 * 6,143 = 456,000, and he's got a photo to prove it! LOL! What a f*cking moron poor dumb jimmy is!
Lazarus   
8 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

$456,000

Where did that number come from?
today (October 24th) alone I made $456,000 USD on my TESLA.

But the stock went up by 21.91% that day.
260.48 / 213.65 = 1.2191
And poor dumb jimmy claims he had
closer to 1.6 million.

So, in poor dumb jimmy maths 21.91% of 1.6 million is 456,000. LOL!

When will poor dumb jimmy learn to not rely on photos he's sent?!
Lazarus   
8 Aug 2025
Life / Life in Poland for Indians !!! [55]

it was closed, maybe it was Sunday.

I'm at Chai Wala right now, having some chai. They say they're open 9.30 to 9.30 everyday except Monday, when they open at 3.

Just been to Delhi 6 for lunch. Had the chicken Tawa with bhatura. It's not on the menu but if you ask nicely, they'll make it for you.
Lazarus   
8 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

When is poor dumb jimmy going to show us again his photo proving that 2 + 2 = 5?! LOL!

People who are too dumb to do simple subtraction and division really should stay away from all kinds of investments. Otherwise they end up claiming that 260.48 / 213.65 =/=1.2191 and that 1,600 * 0.2191 = 456 and that they've got a photo to prove it! LOL! How retarded do you need to be to claim you have a photo that proves simple maths wrong? Poor dumb jimmy just never learns!
Lazarus   
7 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

You'd almost feel sorry for poor dumb jimmy, if he wasn't such a vile moron. Yet again he's been sent a photo which simply doesn't show what he's been told it shows. You'd have thought he'd have learned his lesson from the last time, when he was sent a photo that was supposed to be of me, but instead turned out to be a well-executed prank.

Anyway, while poor dumb jimmy insists that 2 + 2 = 5 and he's got a photo to provide it, everybody who finished first-grade maths can see that on 23 October 2024 Tesla stock closed at $213.65 and 24 October it closed at $260.48. finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/history/?period1=1729641600&period2=1729814400
260.48 / 213.65 = 1.2191, so a price increase of 21.91%
$260.48 - $213.65 = $46.83 gain per share.
46.83 / 213.65 = 0.2191, so the increase of 21.91% is confirmed.

But poor dumb jimmy said his holding was
No, closer to 1.6 million.

after claiming his gain was
today (October 24th) alone I made $456,000 USD on my TESLA.

So now poor dumb jimmy is left crying and insisting that 21.91% of $1.6 million really is $456,000 and he's got a photo to prove it! LOL! What a f*cking moron! He just never learns! Hoot!
Lazarus   
7 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 16 [1026]

You guys complain about everything

Yes, but they're snowflakes, so what else can one expect.

pretty weird to get so upset about a car

Yes, but even that so many of them are morbidly obese, whatever helps get their blood pressure even higher is going to help humanity as a whole.
Lazarus   
7 Aug 2025
Life / Life in Poland for Indians !!! [55]

Any other hidden gems in Poland for a proper desi fix?

Chai Wala on Jana Pawla (a couple of doors down from India House) is well worth a visit. The savoury food isn't as good as Delhi 6 but the sweet stuff is excellent.

Cook born in India is a must I say.

Until quite recently almost all of the cooks in Indian restaurants in Poland were born the UK.

Drop some pro tips to survive this cold

Layers, lots of layers, starting with a merino wool base layer. Good socks and boots.
Lazarus   
7 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Most reasonable individuals refrain from

Most people who are too dumb to divide 16 by 4 aren't also dumb enough to claim to be day-traders whose rate of return is better than even Warren Buffett. But PF has to put up with poor dumb jimmy and his insistence that when shares worth $1.6 million go up by 21.9% the profit is $456,000 and not the $350,400 that mathematics tells us it is.
Lazarus   
7 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 16 [1026]

Obesity is a disease that can be treated.

It's not a disease, it's a choice.
Lazarus   
7 Aug 2025
News / Karol Nawrocki, the New President of Poland, Sworn In [12]

makes me wonder how Kaczyński thinks he's going to control him.

Same way that he kept Adrian in line: the threat of a State Tribunal. Tusk's lot would love to have Nawrocki removed and they could probably find plausible grounds given
Nawrocki's past. If Kaczynski orders the PiS mob to support such an attempt, it's bye bye Rocki.

No migrants

Poland clearly needs migrants. But Poland does not need foreign criminals. Anybody who has served three or more jail sentences given for felon convictions should be banned from even getting a tourist visa.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Feed Back on the Moderating - Part 2 [207]

Why? And it's not that the Admin and Mods are Brits......because they are Americans.

I think it might be because they're just sick of having to deal with the same **** from the same posters, who then promptly whine about being correctly sanctioned.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Life / Life in Poland for Indians !!! [55]

Chicken Tikka Masala is a British Asian dish.

It was, but now it's also served in India. I'm told it was first spread by British Indian chefs who went to India to learn more about Indian cooking there and who then brought Indian dishes back to the UK.

BTW, I can very highly recommend Delhi 6, by far the best Indian food I've ever had in Poland and at least as good as what I've had in UK. Fancy lunch there Friday? I'll be there then.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Life / Life in Poland for Indians !!! [55]

finding proper spices here is like searching for gold in a coal mine. SEND HELP (and a packet of MDH masala, please)!

Get yourself over to India House on Jana Pawla in Warsaw, they have exactly what you need. If you aren't in Warsaw, they'll post it to you. Now, which MDH masala are you wanting? indianhouse.pl/?s=MDH&post_type=product

I'm DYING for a proper chicken tikka or even one decent vada pav

If you need vada pav, Jana Pawla in Warsaw is where you need to be. Go to Delhi 6, they'll take care of you. But I'd skip the vada pav there and instead go for the chole bhature, it's by far the best you'll find in Poland.

Poland winters are BRUTAL

Dost, you don't know how lucky you are! Now the winters are nothing. 30 years ago it used to go below 0°C in October and stay there until April. -20° was nothing unusual and every winter had at least a couple of weeks with below -15° 24/7.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Feed Back on the Moderating - Part 2 [207]

why would anyone be interested in a 70+ years retired grease monkey with a criminal record for domestic violence who bears an uncanny resemblance to Humpty Dumpty.

Well, we do know who was interested in living with jimmy rapist: a three-time loser on child p*rn charges. Although he doesn't live with jimmy at the moment, as he's currently locked up after being convicted for a fourth time on child p*rn charges.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

What we're dealing with here is a repetitive and simplistic argument that is truly frustrating to listen to.

Yes, it is a bit frustrating to read jimmy rapist insisting that 21.9% (I apologise for previously omitting the decimal place) of $1.6 million is $456,000.

We know that on 23 October 2024, Tesla stock closed at $213.65 and 24 October it closed at $260.48.
260.48 / 213.65 = 1.2191, so a price increase of 21.91%
$260.48 - $213.65 = $46.83 gain per share. And 46.83 / 213.65 = 0.2191, so the price increase of 21.91% is confirmed.

And we know what jimmy rapist claimed was his position in Tesla
No, closer to 1.6 million.

But only jimmy rapist is dumb enough to claim that 21.91% of $1.6 million is $456,000! Even a first-grader can tell you that 16 divided by 4 isn't 4.5 and that 0.25 is bigger than 0.219. But not jimmy! Although, to be fair, jimmy does prefer to watch films with kindergarten kids, not first-graders, getting hot and sweaty, and to then send links to people on PF.

How dumb is poor jimmy?!
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Can you still do IKE, IKZE and this too ?

You can have this and IKE, IKZE and PPK (and PPO).

Too many Polish families are putting their savings into buy-to-let crappy apartments

This scheme doesn't seem to do much to reverse that, as it limits bond investments to 25,000 with anything about that needing to be in stocks or WSE-listed ETFs.
What the government really needs to do is introduce significant property taxes on second and subsequent properties.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Feed Back on the Moderating - Part 2 [207]

You would think with all his usage he would contribute more than 5 bucks....

Be nice! You know how little money he has to spare. If you forget, just look at the county records and see what's been happening to the value of his shack.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Interesting news for those of us who do invest and so need to pay tax on the returns. Despite the government promising to remove the Belka from investments, now they're proposing a 100,000zl tax-free amount for investments: the OKI. And there's also a proposed wealth tax on amounts above 100,000 held in an OKI, not yet set but planned to be in the range of 0.8% to 0.9%.

Details here: analizy.pl/puls-rynku/38101/podatek-belki-nowe-zasady

I've got to say that I'm pretty unimpressed by this news.
Lazarus   
5 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

I suppose that if one tells a lie often enough, some people believe it. But maths, maths never changes. For example, $456,000 is never 21% of $1.6 million, no matter how many times jimmy rapist claims it is. And 5,944 times $46.83 is never $456,000, no matter how many times jimmy lies about it. And, as the county property records make clear, jimmy's shack was given to him by his mommy nearly 50 years ago, and he's too poor to buy another place to live or even maintain that one. Poor dumb jimmy! LOL!
Lazarus   
5 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

It's almost impressive, when somebody is so invested in their fantasy life that even when there's indisputable proof they're lying (e.g. they didn't own that many shares, because if they had, they'd have known what the profit they made was, and they didn't make that $456,000 profit, because if they had, they'd have known how many shares they needed to own to make it), they just lean further into the lie and invent a fantasy yacht instead! LOL!

And of course jimmy rapist needs to tell multiple lies in one post, even when he knows his lie is a lie. Jimmy has posted what he claims is the commercial tax number for "Harry", which means he can look that company up in the commercial register. And doing that gives him the ability to quote what commercial activity is done by that firm. But is "selling newspapers" on that list? Or is jimmy lying as usual? Let's have a look:


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Lazarus   
5 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

No, closer to 1.6 million.

Here's jimmy rapist claiming he owned on 25 October Tesla shares worth $1.6 million.
The price per share then was $269.19.
$1,600,000 / $269.19 ≈ 5,944 shares
Remember that number, 5,944.

In fact today (October 24th) alone I made $456,000 USD on my TESLA.

And here's jimmy rapist claiming he made made "$456,000 USD" [sic] on Tesla shares on 24 October
On 23 October 2024, TSLA stock closed at $213.65, 24 October it closed at $260.48. $260.48 - $213.65 = $46.83 profit per share.
5,944 * $46.83 = $278,357.52

LOL! Jimmy is too dumb to even work out how much profit he would have made from his fantasy shares! How dumb do you need to be do that?! And how broke do you need to be to spend all day doing fantasy day-trading?

Here's how a musical genius put it:
How broke is that Jimmy in Pol Forums?
The one with the leaky roof. Wet wet!
How dumb is that Jimmy in Pol Forums?
I do hope that Jim dies in pain.

Lazarus   
5 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Such a pity for jimmy that there's no shortage of proof that he's JW. Sixteen separate pieces of proof when last counted, most from his own ill-thought-through words or actions. If take about "no proof", is there no proof that jimmy is or is not actually a Nigerian woman? None, apart from the 16 things that prove he's JW.

But we have ample proof that he's not a successful day-trader. Any day-trader can divide 16 by 4 and so knows that 4 is a quarter of 16, so they'll know that 456 is more than a quarter of 1,600. And they know that 21% is less than a quarter. But jimmy is so dumb that he claimed to have made a profit of $456,000 when shares he claimed to hold that had a value of $1.6 million went up by 21%. LOL! What f*cking retard! How dumb is that jimmy that he's sometimes able to post cast-iron proof that shows he's lying?!

Back to proof, when jimmy claimed that I was a particular somebody in Poland, I was able to post a link to that man's obituary. And when jimmy claimed that a particular somebody in Poland doesn't have a registered business, I was able to point to jimmy's own post in which he gave a commercial tax ID number he claimed belongs to that person. How dumb is that jimmy that he's sometimes able to post cast-iron proof that shows he's lying?! Well, to give him some credit, apparently he's not dumb enough to kick his dog again, not after last time! LOL!