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Lazarus   
7 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 16 [1018]

Obesity is a disease that can be treated.

It's not a disease, it's a choice.
Lazarus   
7 Aug 2025
News / Karol Nawrocki, the New President of Poland, Sworn In [12]

makes me wonder how Kaczyński thinks he's going to control him.

Same way that he kept Adrian in line: the threat of a State Tribunal. Tusk's lot would love to have Nawrocki removed and they could probably find plausible grounds given
Nawrocki's past. If Kaczynski orders the PiS mob to support such an attempt, it's bye bye Rocki.

No migrants

Poland clearly needs migrants. But Poland does not need foreign criminals. Anybody who has served three or more jail sentences given for felon convictions should be banned from even getting a tourist visa.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Feed Back on the Moderating - Part 2 [207]

Why? And it's not that the Admin and Mods are Brits......because they are Americans.

I think it might be because they're just sick of having to deal with the same **** from the same posters, who then promptly whine about being correctly sanctioned.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Life / Life in Poland for Indians !!! [55]

Chicken Tikka Masala is a British Asian dish.

It was, but now it's also served in India. I'm told it was first spread by British Indian chefs who went to India to learn more about Indian cooking there and who then brought Indian dishes back to the UK.

BTW, I can very highly recommend Delhi 6, by far the best Indian food I've ever had in Poland and at least as good as what I've had in UK. Fancy lunch there Friday? I'll be there then.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Life / Life in Poland for Indians !!! [55]

finding proper spices here is like searching for gold in a coal mine. SEND HELP (and a packet of MDH masala, please)!

Get yourself over to India House on Jana Pawla in Warsaw, they have exactly what you need. If you aren't in Warsaw, they'll post it to you. Now, which MDH masala are you wanting? indianhouse.pl/?s=MDH&post_type=product

I'm DYING for a proper chicken tikka or even one decent vada pav

If you need vada pav, Jana Pawla in Warsaw is where you need to be. Go to Delhi 6, they'll take care of you. But I'd skip the vada pav there and instead go for the chole bhature, it's by far the best you'll find in Poland.

Poland winters are BRUTAL

Dost, you don't know how lucky you are! Now the winters are nothing. 30 years ago it used to go below 0°C in October and stay there until April. -20° was nothing unusual and every winter had at least a couple of weeks with below -15° 24/7.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Feed Back on the Moderating - Part 2 [207]

why would anyone be interested in a 70+ years retired grease monkey with a criminal record for domestic violence who bears an uncanny resemblance to Humpty Dumpty.

Well, we do know who was interested in living with jimmy rapist: a three-time loser on child p*rn charges. Although he doesn't live with jimmy at the moment, as he's currently locked up after being convicted for a fourth time on child p*rn charges.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

What we're dealing with here is a repetitive and simplistic argument that is truly frustrating to listen to.

Yes, it is a bit frustrating to read jimmy rapist insisting that 21.9% (I apologise for previously omitting the decimal place) of $1.6 million is $456,000.

We know that on 23 October 2024, Tesla stock closed at $213.65 and 24 October it closed at $260.48.
260.48 / 213.65 = 1.2191, so a price increase of 21.91%
$260.48 - $213.65 = $46.83 gain per share. And 46.83 / 213.65 = 0.2191, so the price increase of 21.91% is confirmed.

And we know what jimmy rapist claimed was his position in Tesla
No, closer to 1.6 million.

But only jimmy rapist is dumb enough to claim that 21.91% of $1.6 million is $456,000! Even a first-grader can tell you that 16 divided by 4 isn't 4.5 and that 0.25 is bigger than 0.219. But not jimmy! Although, to be fair, jimmy does prefer to watch films with kindergarten kids, not first-graders, getting hot and sweaty, and to then send links to people on PF.

How dumb is poor jimmy?!
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Can you still do IKE, IKZE and this too ?

You can have this and IKE, IKZE and PPK (and PPO).

Too many Polish families are putting their savings into buy-to-let crappy apartments

This scheme doesn't seem to do much to reverse that, as it limits bond investments to 25,000 with anything about that needing to be in stocks or WSE-listed ETFs.
What the government really needs to do is introduce significant property taxes on second and subsequent properties.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Feed Back on the Moderating - Part 2 [207]

You would think with all his usage he would contribute more than 5 bucks....

Be nice! You know how little money he has to spare. If you forget, just look at the county records and see what's been happening to the value of his shack.
Lazarus   
6 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Interesting news for those of us who do invest and so need to pay tax on the returns. Despite the government promising to remove the Belka from investments, now they're proposing a 100,000zl tax-free amount for investments: the OKI. And there's also a proposed wealth tax on amounts above 100,000 held in an OKI, not yet set but planned to be in the range of 0.8% to 0.9%.

Details here: analizy.pl/puls-rynku/38101/podatek-belki-nowe-zasady

I've got to say that I'm pretty unimpressed by this news.
Lazarus   
5 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

I suppose that if one tells a lie often enough, some people believe it. But maths, maths never changes. For example, $456,000 is never 21% of $1.6 million, no matter how many times jimmy rapist claims it is. And 5,944 times $46.83 is never $456,000, no matter how many times jimmy lies about it. And, as the county property records make clear, jimmy's shack was given to him by his mommy nearly 50 years ago, and he's too poor to buy another place to live or even maintain that one. Poor dumb jimmy! LOL!
Lazarus   
5 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

It's almost impressive, when somebody is so invested in their fantasy life that even when there's indisputable proof they're lying (e.g. they didn't own that many shares, because if they had, they'd have known what the profit they made was, and they didn't make that $456,000 profit, because if they had, they'd have known how many shares they needed to own to make it), they just lean further into the lie and invent a fantasy yacht instead! LOL!

And of course jimmy rapist needs to tell multiple lies in one post, even when he knows his lie is a lie. Jimmy has posted what he claims is the commercial tax number for "Harry", which means he can look that company up in the commercial register. And doing that gives him the ability to quote what commercial activity is done by that firm. But is "selling newspapers" on that list? Or is jimmy lying as usual? Let's have a look:


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Lazarus   
5 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

No, closer to 1.6 million.

Here's jimmy rapist claiming he owned on 25 October Tesla shares worth $1.6 million.
The price per share then was $269.19.
$1,600,000 / $269.19 ≈ 5,944 shares
Remember that number, 5,944.

In fact today (October 24th) alone I made $456,000 USD on my TESLA.

And here's jimmy rapist claiming he made made "$456,000 USD" [sic] on Tesla shares on 24 October
On 23 October 2024, TSLA stock closed at $213.65, 24 October it closed at $260.48. $260.48 - $213.65 = $46.83 profit per share.
5,944 * $46.83 = $278,357.52

LOL! Jimmy is too dumb to even work out how much profit he would have made from his fantasy shares! How dumb do you need to be do that?! And how broke do you need to be to spend all day doing fantasy day-trading?

Here's how a musical genius put it:
How broke is that Jimmy in Pol Forums?
The one with the leaky roof. Wet wet!
How dumb is that Jimmy in Pol Forums?
I do hope that Jim dies in pain.

Lazarus   
5 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Such a pity for jimmy that there's no shortage of proof that he's JW. Sixteen separate pieces of proof when last counted, most from his own ill-thought-through words or actions. If take about "no proof", is there no proof that jimmy is or is not actually a Nigerian woman? None, apart from the 16 things that prove he's JW.

But we have ample proof that he's not a successful day-trader. Any day-trader can divide 16 by 4 and so knows that 4 is a quarter of 16, so they'll know that 456 is more than a quarter of 1,600. And they know that 21% is less than a quarter. But jimmy is so dumb that he claimed to have made a profit of $456,000 when shares he claimed to hold that had a value of $1.6 million went up by 21%. LOL! What f*cking retard! How dumb is that jimmy that he's sometimes able to post cast-iron proof that shows he's lying?!

Back to proof, when jimmy claimed that I was a particular somebody in Poland, I was able to post a link to that man's obituary. And when jimmy claimed that a particular somebody in Poland doesn't have a registered business, I was able to point to jimmy's own post in which he gave a commercial tax ID number he claimed belongs to that person. How dumb is that jimmy that he's sometimes able to post cast-iron proof that shows he's lying?! Well, to give him some credit, apparently he's not dumb enough to kick his dog again, not after last time! LOL!
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Music Thread - part 2 [957]

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Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

One more time, for the really hard of thinking:
Jimmy rapist claims (messages #139, #145 and #150 here) that he made $456,000 profit on Tesla shares on 24 October.
On 23 October 2024, TSLA stock closed at $213.65 and on 24 October TSLA stock closed at $260.48 meaning the difference was $46.83, i.e. $46.83 profit per share.
If we divide the rapist's claimed $456,000 profit by $46.83, we get the number of shares he'd have needed to hold:
$456,000 (total profit) / $46.83 (profit per share) ≈ 9,737.35 shares. For simplicity we'll call it 9,737.
At the 23 October 2024 closing price 9,737 shares would be $213.65 x 9,737 = $2,079,067.05.
At the 24 October 2024 closing price 9,737 shares would be $260.48 x 9,737 = $2,536,929.76.

But even jimmy rapist realised nobody would believe he had a $2.5 million holding in Tesla, so he claimed he only had $1.6 million. And in so doing he exposed himself, yet again, as a liar.

Right now jimmy is fuming and looking for his dog to kick. I'm sorry, Buddy, I hope you bite him if he kicks you!
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

And jimmy goes deeper into Fantasyland, as that's the only place he is believed. Of course he has no proof of anything he says, and often he provides proof that he's lying. For example he claimed to have made $456,000 in profit on Tesla shares in a single day but then claimed he owned only $1.6 million of Tesla shares when he would have needed over $2 million to have made that gain. Another example: he claims that a particular person has never had a registered business but then quotes what he claims is that person's commercial tax number.

By contrast, I have proof for everything I post. When I say Jim's shack was given to him by his mommy, I can give links to the property ownership records. When I say that Jim did not make $456,000 in profit on Tesla shares in a single day, I can link to the posts in which he gave the wrong amount of shares to have made that gain. When I say that his shack is officially valued at $70,878, I can give links to the county tax records. When I say the roof on his shack leaks, I can give photos showing how bad its condition is and links to the historic county tax records showing it going down in value. When I say that he kicks his dog, ... well, maybe that's one for another time.
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

And back dumb jimmy goes to Fantasyland. But then Fantasyland is the only place where 21% of $1.6 million is $456,000. LOL!
And it's the only place where he can pretend to be a bigshot investor who owns $2.5 million of Tesla shares rather than being a broke old man who can't even work out what a quarter of 16 is!

But, on the plus side, if he's ranting and spitting fury at the screen, he can't be taking out his anger by kicking his dog again. I just hope that he'd ranting in his shack rather than on the church computer, otherwise he might take it out on Buddy when he gets home.
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

Poor dumb jimmy rapist, still insisting that 21% of $1.6 million is $456,000. It's almost sweet the way that he thinks anybody for even a single second believes he has ever owned even a single share in Tesla when he's really too dumb to work out what a quarter of 16 is. It's actually quite impressive that he's so dumb that he can't even divide 16 by 4! Even kindergarten kids can do sums that simple, and we all know how interesting jimmy finds kindergarten kids to be! I wonder what percentage of people jimmy sent links to films of kindergarten kids opened those links. Let's ask him: hey jimmy rapist, if you sent links to films of kindergarten kids to 16 people and 4 people opened those links, was the percentage of people who opened the links higher or lower than 21%? LOL

Poor Buddy, looks like Jim will be kicking him in the head again today! Buddy's just a dog, jim, don't be cruel to him!
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

LOL! Jimmy rapist is too dumb to even remember his lies!
In fact today (October 24th) alone I made $456,000 USD on my TESLA.

https://polishforums.com/off-topic/stock-market-talk-trading-part-88647/5/#msg1997964

That would mean you have a 1.8 million bucks holding of Tesla ?

https://polishforums.com/off-topic/stock-market-talk-trading-part-88647/5/#msg1997969

No, closer to 1.6 million.

https://polishforums.com/off-topic/stock-market-talk-trading-part-88647/5/#msg1998010

Saying it yet again, for jimmy rapist to have made $456,000 on 24 October he would have needed to own 9,737 Tesla shares, as the share price went up by $46.83 and $456,000 divided by $46.83 is approximately 9,737. At the 24 October 2024 closing price 9,737 shares would be $260.48 x 9,737 = $2,536,929.76.
But jimmy rapist is so dumb that he couldn't even work out how many shares to lie about owning in order to make that much profit on that day. LOL.

I really should stop this, he'd going to kick Buddy again any minute!
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

LOL! I knew jimmy rapist was dumb, as only somebody real dumb will claim that 21% of 1.6 million is 456,000,but I didn't know he's so dumb that he can't even count to ten! Only jimmy rapist is so dumb that he thinks he can shoot somebody nine times with a gun that only holds eight bullets! LOL!

But I really should stop taking the p!ss out of the rapist for not being able to count. I hear that last time I did that he got so angry he kicked his dog in the head and now the dog is looking for somebody who has any kind of firearm.
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / What is a woman? [454]

Before and after divorcing the dumb rapist:


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Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

I admire your ability to insult people while making it sound like a compliment.

The thing about Novi is that it's entirely possible for racist homophobes to make a decent return on the stock market. All they need to do is buy units in exchange-traded funds and hold those units for at least five years.

But it's not possible for innumerate morons to make money as a day-trader. Look at jimmy rapist, hes so dumb he thinks that 21% of 1.6 million is 456,000. Fortunately for him, he hasn't got any money to lose. But working out what a fifth of 160 is, that's first-grade maths. But jimmy is too dumb to even do first-grade maths! Which is ironic, given how interested somebody is in watching kindergarten kids getting hot and sweaty. I assume he sent links to those videos to you too.
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / USA News and Poland - part 16 [1018]

I assume Golden Cow knows this, having invested in a great deal of foreign real estate.

You may be overestimating his skills in Math. He said this:
We're gonna get the drug prices down..

I'm told that in the US a month's worth of Ozempic is about $1,000. 1,500% of that would be $15,000. So if Don Taco reduced the cost by that amount, the makers of Ozempic would have to pay each customer $14,000.
Even jimmy 2.5-million isn't dumb enough to believe that the makers of Ozempic will pay each customer $14,000 every month.
Lazarus   
4 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

What I post is all lies. With this totally brilliant confession, I just immunized myself from all future accusations that I am a liar.

Yes, but the difference is that you aren't a complete and utter moron. We know this because when you lie, you don't make basic mistakes which show you're lying. For example you wouldn't claim to have shot somebody nine times with your Ruger Blackhawk and then reloaded so you could shoot them nine times more. You wouldn't do that because you know the Ruger Blackhawk only holds six rounds. But jimmy is so dumb he'd claim he shot somebody nine times with a double-barreled shotgun and then reloaded so he could shoot them nine times more.

In the same way, you wouldn't claim you made a profit of $50,000 from shares you held a thousand of and which cost $100 each went up by 20%. That's because you can see that 20% of $100,000 isn't $50,000. But jim is so dumb he claimed he made $456,000 when shares he held $1.6 million of went up by 21%, because he's too dumb to see that 21% of 1.6 million is not 456,000.

I'll leave it to a member of Jim's family to ask the question that's on everybody's lips:
How Dumb Is That Jimmy?

Lazarus   
3 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

LOL! What's jimmy rapist claiming now? Clearly he's forgotten boasting
TESLA made me the most money in the Market.

Now he wants us to believe he still owns $2.5 million in Tesla shares. Even though he's so moronic he can't even work out how many shares he'd need to have held on 24 October in order to make $456,000 in profit and so claimed to have $1.6 million! What a f*cking moron!

How dumb does jimmy have to be that he can't even subtract 213.65 from 260.48 and then divide 456,000 by 46.83? Seriously, how dumb is that?
Lazarus   
3 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Things We Love [330]

what are the good restaurants in Traverse City?

Be nice! You know that all the restaurants there require payment in real dollars, not the fantasy dollars that can be used to buy fantasy shares in Tesla worth more than $2.5 million.
Lazarus   
3 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

In fact today (October 24th) alone I made $456,000 USD on my TESLA.
polishforums[dot]com/off-topic/stock-market-talk-trading-part-88647/5/#msg1997964
As explained above, for jimmy rapist to have made $456,000 on 24 October he would have needed to own 9,737 Tesla shares, as the share price went up by $46.83 and $456,000 divided by $46.83 is approximately 9,737.
At the 24 October 2024 closing price 9,737 shares would be $260.48 x 9,737 = $2,536,929.76. So the rapist claims he had a $2.5 million position in Tesla. LOL!

To put that into perspective, $2.5 million is more than 35 times the official value of jimmy rapist's shack, i.e. $70,878, as can be checked by going to bsaonline[dot]com/SiteSearch/SiteSearchDetails?SearchFocus=Assessing&SearchCategory=Address&SearchText=[insert house number here]%20Valley&uid=717&PageIndex=1&ReferenceKey=11-13-35-200-001&ReferenceType=0&SortBy=&SearchOrigin=0&RecordKeyDisplayString=11-13-35-200-001&RecordKey=1%3D11-13-35-200-001&RecordKeyType=1%3D0&fbclid=IwAR3ip7LfcVt0CsI0Y2lEuuBXJPVcXforaxgu-LQ9oTmtNHUFRr4oNeInWgI

But jimmy is so stupid that he claims I don't have a business but he also recently posted what he claims is my NIP number, because he's too retarded to understand that NIP numbers are for commercial activity! LOL, what a f*cking moron! Constantly proving with his own words that he's a liar.

Anyway, I must dash, I need to file a whistleblower report with the IRS about a shack-dweller who claims he earned $456,000 in a single day but paid less tax on that than he should have paid. Can anybody recommend any shares to purchase with the reward that the IRS pays me?
Lazarus   
3 Aug 2025
Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [732]

That would mean you have a 1.8 million bucks holding of Tesla ?

Sorry cms, but got to correct you there. Jimmy rapist claims (messages #139, #145 and #150 here) that he made $456,000 profit on Tesla shares on 24 October.
On 23 October 2024, TSLA stock closed at $213.65. On 24 October TSLA stock closed at $260.48. So the difference was $46.83, i.e. $46.83 profit per share.
If we divide the rapist's claimed $456,000 profit by $46.83, we get the number of shares he'd have needed to hold: $456,000 (total profit) / $46.83 (profit per share) ≈ 9,737.35 shares. Let's call it 9,737.
At the 23 October 2024 closing price 9,737 shares would be $213.65 x 9,737 = $2,079,067.05.
At the 24 October 2024 closing price 9,737 shares would be $260.48 x 9,737 = $2,536,929.76.
All those shares but he lives in a shack worth $70,878 which was given to him by his mommy on 09/01/1977.

But jimmy's so thick that he can't even do maths as simple as the above, and he claimed his holding was
No, closer to 1.6 million.

LOL, what moron!

even more if you consider tax.

Amazing how often the stock market mystics here don't consider tax, isn't it. The Michigan mystic claims he once held a $2.5 million position in Tesla that earned him $456,000 profit in one day, but the reality is that he doesn't even know what tax bracket such a person would be in.
By contrast, those of us who actually do invest know precisely how much tax we pay. And we also know how to reduce that amount, for example by making tax deductible contributions to IKZEs and by doing the first 27,000zl of post-IKZE investing in IKEs so as to avoid the Belka.