Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

Only you need a deeper understanding of I love you and I do. Or: I passed. I am cancer-free. We got it! It's a girl! She died. I am 80.

You are a moron. That was just an example...Nothing personal.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

Well, thank you AntV. With this, I will now rest my case, whatever it is.
OK, I recall what it is. Simplicity is the greatest virtue of them all. In fact, all things we cherish are expressed simply. Like: I love you. And: I do.

Do it in three paragraphs and she will find another guy.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

Fu*ck clauses, Mr Lyzko 2.0. When I see two nots and a don't in one sentence, I ask if the same can be said using affirmative and fewer words.

Instead of this convoluted: That's not to say different accents don't exist or that they're not noticed.
How about Different accents often go unnoticed... Or: Different accents are hard to notice...

And this, my children, shows the fundamental difference between figure and speed skating.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]


The r-less "park" is a variant known as pompous-ass English - typically heard at award ceremonies.


What's up with those double negatives? Trying to outlyzko Lyzko?

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I sure did but I wasn't sure if you meant his own doo doo or the other guy's.

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


When I saw that "sticking up" I wasn't sure where you were going with it...

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


Find the right hole and multiply!

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


Another one: Find the right hole and multiply!

History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]


White and binary! After 50+ years of multicultural hell here, it's like wow! A heaven on earth!

History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

Wow! All white and binary!

Po polsku / Staram się polepszać się po polsku :) [85]


Polski i Polska bylyby duzo lepsze bez "No" i "Prosze Pana".

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]


Do you talk like this to your loved ones or those you hate?


Only in Lyzko hell.
Me: What would you like?

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

Communion in the morning. Gay pride parade in the afternoon.

I have more...

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Getting communion in the morning and voting for a pro-abortion pos in the afternoon. Google: Pelosi, Biden.

Po polsku / Staram się polepszać się po polsku :) [85]


wreszcie


musialo


Dziękuję za sprostowanie,...

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


Then they are in a good company since there is no American nation.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


All roads lead to sex and procreation. All the rest are either the means or shiny objects to distract with.
And so it is with Russians. I mean young Russian women - in a class of their own. Hence, the anti-Russian envy.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

How about naming X, first.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

Now try the same in English.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]


There is a clear winner and it's English.

Here is a hypothetical test. Ask non-English speakers what language they would want to learn if they could choose only one during their entire life. So, it would be their native language and language X - till they drop dead.

Name X.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


They vote.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


That's the only fault I find in you and Velund; you are both too nice. But God sent me here to even out the fight and hit back hard enough to help some posters here develop the "don't fu*ck with this one" Pavlovian reflex.

As I already wrote, besides the Americans, the posters I appreciate the most are Russians and Germans. The posters I intensely dislike are my ex-countrymen and no amount of "you are a traitor" crap will ever change that.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


When I came to "America", I heard enough "dumb Polack" jokes to make me really angry and for a very simple reason: Who wants to hire a "dumb Polack"?

"Polish death camps" and "dumb Polack" are in the same category of insults that should be fought tooth and nail and just as much as "gun-obsessed Americans".


40% of Americans don't know who the veepee is now. To those morons, "Polish death camps" were designed, constructed, and operated by Poles and the inmates were German SS and Gestapo. If I am stretching it, it's not by much.

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


No.

Let me explain...When you are in a beautiful rose garden and you see a pile of smelly sh*it, which will get your attention?

The roses or the pile of sh*it?

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


But you have no idea what it is or you would have already said it the way normal people would.
Like this: It's not a debating club. It's xyz. Tersness is a virtue in a police interrogation room. Here, it's between bloody annoying and mildly irritating.


Do you realize that this self-deprecating sentence is an insult to PF posters? I am not saying that that would be wrong, though. Just saying...

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


...aka debating - a skill more useful in modern society than running, hitting, or throwing objects.
Here, you learn quickly how to make your point without giving the enemy an opening.

Like: I don't get it. Never, ever say that...or you will receive: You never get anything.

Instead: Your post sucks. Try in English.

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


...and parasites who never, ever answer two questions:

1. How many are too many?
2. Is there a perversion so perverse that they would be for criminalizing it?

Parasite - a person who contributes nothing. Super parasite - a parasite who spreads diseases that are a threat to the tribe.
Average gay - a net liability to the tribe. Average hetero - a net asset to the tribe.
Gays - the fewer the better. Heteros - the more the better.
Sick tribe - 100% gay. Healthy tribe - 100% hetero.

Did I leave anything out?

Oh, yeah...Would San Fran let me organize an "I Am Not Gay and Proud Of It" parade?

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


Because they parade their gayness. We don't parade our normalcy.
Because they are proud of their mental disorders. We treat our mental disorders.
Because they are not self-sustaining. We are self-sustaining.
Because we are not spreading deadly diseases. They do.

Sin is simply another word for the actions that are a threat to the tribe.

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


Ask him how many of them would be too many for the tribe to be sustainable. He likes you so maybe you will be luckier.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]


That was not a fair fight.