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Posts by pawian  

Joined: 30 May 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 19 Mar 2025
Threads: Total: 226 / Live: 154 / Archived: 72
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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
28 Jul 2023
History / Poles should apologise to Russians first [14]

Russians are modern Macedonians.

Not the best comaprison. After some time of splendour and conquest, Macedonians weakened and were subdued by Romans.
Who will Russia - modern Macedonia - be subdued by???
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
Off-Topic / Being a Slav: a blessing or a curse? [199]

Coz you sounded a bit melancholic with this ancient history of yours. And you mentioned a neutral framework. Neutral is in the middle so you are neither sad nor exhilarated.
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
Life / The Pole is happy when someone else cries... [75]

You defend Poland in Poland.

Exactly. That`s what I said - no external aggressive war waged by Poles since 1610. We only defended ourselves or Europe.

Every joke is based on statistics and facts.

Really? Show us statistics and facts for Bobko`s claim about Poles being bellicose.
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
Off-Topic / Being a Slav: a blessing or a curse? [199]

never experienced the Roman or Byzantine Empires kidnapped and sold into slavery as a meat cushion during Mongol invasion locked up in the puddle .

And this history of ancient Slavs is deeply rooted in your mind and genes and prevents you from enjoying life as a Slav. :):):)
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
Travel / Changing trains in Poznan [29]

No,

The chances are 50/50 that she makes it. Unless train lines cooperate and Polish ones know that passengers from that DB train want to change in Poznan so the train for Gdansk will wait a little.
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
Life / The Pole is happy when someone else cries... [75]

Poland is the most bellicose

No, we only defend Poland. As always. The last time when Poles waged an aggressive war was about 500 years ago when we occupied the Kremlin in Moscow. Later we only kept our defences.

Bobko is correct

No, he was only joking. Don`t take it so seriously.
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
UK, Ireland / Should I worry going to Ireland as a Pole? [37]

The Irish are the happiest nation in Europe. Poles, despite constant complaining, are also high in the list. So, these two should develop good relations.
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
Life / The Pole is happy when someone else cries... [75]

Poles are a very

You rely on Kremlin and Belarussian propaganda too much. It is harmful to your mind, so give it up. :):):)

the Teutonic occupation,

No, communism which came from Russia and lasted 45 years here. :):):)
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
Off-Topic / Being a Slav: a blessing or a curse? [199]

Life became much better for them.

Even betterer for their white owners.
PS. Why are you taking the thread off topic??? It is illegal :):):)
pawian   
28 Jul 2023
Travel / Changing trains in Poznan [29]

s this enough time ?

Check which platform your DB train arrives at and which the local train leaves for Gdańsk from. If they are platforms 1 and 11, you will have to hurry if you are going to carry a lot of luggage, for example. Or kids and a dog.


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pawian   
27 Jul 2023
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

Black?

Yes! Murzynka.

Scythes knocking together?

Nope, I said it is a hollow sound while metal makes clanking noise. Not wheat or other grains coz I said it has lasted for 3 weeks, while a combine harvester deals with crops in 1 hectar in 30 minutes.

Hint - it is veg harvest.

knocking together the heads of incalcitrant farm labourers.

:):) Sorry, no, none of my neighbours employs workers, the family does the job. Except adult children who refuse to work in the fields. They prefer cleaner jobs.
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
Off-Topic / Being a Slav: a blessing or a curse? [199]

Being a Slav: a blessing or a curse?

I look like a Slav, talk like a Slav, think like a Slav. Why should I curse myself? Of course I bless myself.
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

Cargo, not beetroot. I sowed last beetroots in early July as a form of experiment coz it is a bit late.

Radish,

Yes! But not popular red and white radish which you imagine. Which one, then?

PS. Hint for the hollow banging noise in the field - it is made during harvest. What exactly? I first heard it about 3 weeks ago and it still continues in the morning and afternoon..
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / Brilliant Poles and Polesses - presentation [65]

Konstanty Smolira,

Kania, excellent example.
BTW, didn`t you tell us goodbye for your vacation???

The math genius was already famous when in primary school


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pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / THE ARMY OF POLAND - THE REALITY [493]

With that as a deterrent, why does Poland need tanks?

It is this damn policy of decency of NATO. Abstaining from nuclears as long as possible. Instead, NATO should declare that the slightest attack against one of its members would entail a nuclear retaliation. We would save a lot of money on conventional weapons in result.

But no. The Westerners are just too decent.
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / THE ARMY OF POLAND - THE REALITY [493]

Shopping spree for the Polish army continues. After tanks from USA and South Korea, fighter jets from South Korea, mobile artillery from South Korea, attack choppers from the US, HIMARS launchers from the US,. etc,. Polish army is buying two second hand AWACS planes from Sweden. There hasn`t been such armament in the Polish forces yet and we have depended solely on NATO means for air inteligence.
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / Brilliant Poles and Polesses - presentation [65]

Oliwia Raniszewska, this year's high school graduate, is among the 50 best students in the world. A young scientist has a chance to win 100,000. dollars. This is the third edition of the Global Student Prize and the third Polish student awarded in this competition.

Oliwia Raniszewska is 19 years old. She comes from Świecie, a small town in the Kuyavian-Pomeranian Voivodeship. She is a graduate of the University High School in Toruń, one of the best schools in Poland.

Already at school, she worked on inventions. She co-created, among others aquacollector - a portable device for collecting and utilizing impurities (e.g. microplastics) from water. She and her team developed the device in two versions - for flowing waters with the possibility of mounting on ships or boats, and for waters with a low flow, using a solar-powered pump. In 2021, the project took 3rd place in the Explory competition.


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pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / Polish Parliamentary Elections 2023 [933]

russians are again interfering in the elections

The best option for them would be the decisive victory of Konfederacja which is the most proRussian party in the Polish parliament right now.
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

This just sounds wrong.

Maybe, I don`t know as a non-native speaker. :):):) But it is definitely shorter than "migrants from exotic countries" so I am not going to give it up. Thanks anyway. :):):)
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / Fraudsters and common thieves top the crime league in Poland [12]

That seems quite a lot of fraud crimes. I'm surprised.

That`s because there are so many naive people who sponsor fraudsters with their money.

E.g. you can`t win the 3 cups game coz those rascals are professionals. Anybody who joins in and loses money, can only blame themselves.


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pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / Poland hates Poland [24]

I hate it when PiS voters, mostly poorly educated people from small towns and villages, throw their rubbish out of car windows while driving out of town. They visit big cities for work and, afterwards, following trendy behaviour they watched on TV, go to Drive through fast food outlets and order food for their journey back home. Can`t they keep the rubbish until they arrive home and put in the proper bin??? It seems such a simple acitvity is beyond the powers of their poorly developed brains.

In the past cleaning services dealt with it but recently municipalities have had limited budgets due to PiS destructive policies and suspended a lot of their services.
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
Life / Owning a house in true countryside of Poland - stories [692]

Nope. Nothing connected with it.
Hint - it is a noise produced by people working in the fields, without machinery. They make it by hittng one object against each other. The other object is hollow inside, hence the hollow sound.

Another hint - they make it cos they are careless. If they cared, they could carry it out without making such loud sounds.
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
News / Referendum to decide about exotic immigrants in Poland [559]

PiS pro-immigration myth

It isn`t a myth, it is reality. While I visit big cities, I see those exotic immigrants. They didn`t arrive during PO rule, they appeared during PIS rule!! HA!!
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
Language / Terms of endearment in Polish [222]

I guess it's never too late

Then get ready for the greatest mental challenge of all your life. :):)
pawian   
26 Jul 2023
Language / I love the word Kurwa [26]

My second favourite word is

In that situation, I can only say - tea who you yeah bunny.