Life / Poland's birthrate on the decline [480]


You do it on their behalf.

Tell them where the door is if the partner is not washing and vacuuming enough.

Life / Poland's birthrate on the decline [480]


Good. Then they have no reason to complain. Just get up and go...


This thread is not about me.

Life / Poland's birthrate on the decline [480]

Yes, it is. A woman in a Western "democracy" can file for divorce if she doesn't like her "partner".
Their problem is that women are illogical, stubborn, and easily addict to everything - from booze and cigarettes to their abusers. That last one goes under "...but I love him..." which means: He brings money.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]

I meant France in WW2.

History / POLISH AND RUSSIAN FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST FOREVER [513]


That's how you detect moronic posts - by "Mongols", "barbarians", "RuSS", and "Putler".


When Biden wakes up at 11, he reads the latest what other leaders said or did. Who gets his attention first, Putin or some PITA Polak, whatever his title...

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]

And France. They don't like to fight, either, I guess.
A general rule of fighting goes like this: Don't if the probability of winning is zero. If you do, you (editorial) are a suicidal moron. See Mariupol.

Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

At least he didn't try to compete with the girls in something.
Did you know that the best US women's soccer team lost to a bunch of pimply 15-year-old boys? So much for that non-existing male advantage...

History / POLISH AND RUSSIAN FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST FOREVER [513]

All that Russia hating here made me like them more and the Russia haters less. Good job, morons...

I don't know how many morons are here so it's hard for me to say if I am the last one.
If you want to count them, look for "nuke 'em", "Mongols", "tyrant", "RuSS", "Putler", and sh*it like this.
Oh, almost forgot..."Russia is not a country". Yeah, it's just a hole in the ground that managed to be in space ahead of everybody - the US included. They even killed a dog to show off...Those bastards...

Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

Quoting:

NFL Legend Tony Siragusa Dead At 55

A cause of death for the former defensive lineman has not yet been revealed.

Until now and by me. There were two causes. 1. Banging your head is not healthy. And 2:

Siragusa -- a 6-foot-3, 340-pound defensive tackle...

A human heart can support 170 pounds, not 340, moron.

Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]


As long as there are no transgender sickos I am cool.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


I wonder if she has a shrink to help her through the day faking looking important and busy. I remember those few days in my life and it was only 2 pm. Sheer agony...

My best guess...Daily meetings to decide costumes and their colors for the next fake event without any real consequences.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]

...And this is why they have a monarchy?

I could do it for free. OK, for a convertible Bentley...

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


The Royals is the best.

The real comedy is that the main character who "rules" the country never said anything about the tsunami of migrants.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]

Speaking of people who fight so much...I have this weird slippery snake feeling that joun and pawian are either one person or related.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]


I am not capable of feelings. I just look at the last post and act on it. It's very liberating.
Other than that, D, J, J, and I are in the same boat and very few things are more important than the price of eggs and gas. Certainly not that stupid war somewhere in Europe.

Off-Topic / Why do people here fight so much? [128]

Milo, I would really like to know why you would say that other than to annoy? What's the payback?
What I absolutely hate are the accusations that the target is simply unable to prove wrong.
Put yourself in the same position and try to respond to a lie that "Milo is dreaming about raping an 8-yo boy".

Off-Topic / Random Sports News [855]

I would like to know how feminazis would react to the idea of eliminating women-only chess tournaments. From now on both men and women would be competing as equals. Am I progressive or not...

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

Once you know English, any other language is just a distraction. It's like owning two motorcycles or two sets of dentures.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]


Just speak English. It worked for me. I just avoided over30s.
There is no way to have an intelligent and coherent conversation with Poles - and especially with in-laws. Before you blink, it will be a US vs EU fight.

Just smile and you will be the best son-in-law ever.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

Only you need a deeper understanding of I love you and I do. Or: I passed. I am cancer-free. We got it! It's a girl! She died. I am 80.

You are a moron. That was just an example...Nothing personal.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

Well, thank you AntV. With this, I will now rest my case, whatever it is.
OK, I recall what it is. Simplicity is the greatest virtue of them all. In fact, all things we cherish are expressed simply. Like: I love you. And: I do.

Do it in three paragraphs and she will find another guy.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]

Fu*ck clauses, Mr Lyzko 2.0. When I see two nots and a don't in one sentence, I ask if the same can be said using affirmative and fewer words.

Instead of this convoluted: That's not to say different accents don't exist or that they're not noticed.
How about Different accents often go unnoticed... Or: Different accents are hard to notice...

And this, my children, shows the fundamental difference between figure and speed skating.

Language / A study on how bilingual Polish-English speakers think [86]


The r-less "park" is a variant known as pompous-ass English - typically heard at award ceremonies.


What's up with those double negatives? Trying to outlyzko Lyzko?

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]

I sure did but I wasn't sure if you meant his own doo doo or the other guy's.

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


When I saw that "sticking up" I wasn't sure where you were going with it...

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


Find the right hole and multiply!

Off-Topic / Best posters [886]


Another one: Find the right hole and multiply!

History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]


White and binary! After 50+ years of multicultural hell here, it's like wow! A heaven on earth!

History / Life in communist Poland - personal relations [503]

Wow! All white and binary!

Po polsku / Staram się polepszać się po polsku :) [85]


Polski i Polska bylyby duzo lepsze bez "No" i "Prosze Pana".