Off-Topic / Do you believe government clone people to help the elite conquer death? [44]

@Alien

Sometimes I think I am too cold hearted :)

But you Alien, you make me feel not so bad.

Maybe Pawian is even more autistic than me, however. When Sralec had his skull bust open by some guys that did not appreciate his political views, Pawian said some things which were very funny indeed, but I would not allow myself.

We are all going to Hell for what we write here.

Robin, take care of yourself and be well.

News / The Political Circus of Poland [309]


Maybe more time has to pass.

After two years of making funny jokes about Russia's use of convicts, a few weeks ago Ukraine quietly started doing the same.

Can you imagine how Polish convicts will sh!t their pants when they are informed the next destination is Donbass? It will calm everybody else in Polish society that is considering to commit a crime.

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News / The Political Circus of Poland [309]


1) Step 1: Create a private military company called "Chopin".

2) Railroad these 20,000 convicts into its ranks.

3) Train them to become stormtroopers.

4) Lease them to Ukraine, just as Renaissance-era Parma or Bologna would rent outs its condotierri to the Medici princes.

5) Ukraine throws them into the worst sectors of the front to soak up Russian attrition.

6) Result. No convicts. Tons of cash. A valuable ally has been supported. PROFIT.

Food / Polish dishes with foreign origin in the name [99]

@pawian

Salt is sol' in Russian as well.

Honestly, not sure why it's called that.

If something has a lot of different things in it, Russians can call it a «сборная солянка». For example, if a team is made of students from different schools, you could call it a sort of solyanka.

So... it really means "a dish with a bunch of different sh!t thrown into it".

For example, look at this solyanka recipe which uses smoked meats. There's a billion items there:

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Food / Polish dishes with foreign origin in the name [99]


It is definitely my favorite soup. Not sure if "dish".

Also, very easy to create.

Food / Polish dishes with foreign origin in the name [99]


A lot of food that is very popular in Russia is actually Central Asian or from the Caucasus.

Try:

1) Samsy - the samosa's central Asian ancestor. Filled with meat and onions.
2) Plov - rice and meat and vegetables. Different recipes, Uzbek plov is considered the best by many.
3) Khachapuri - a kind of Georgian pizza.

Out of purely Russian dishes:

1) Okroshka
2) Solyanka
3) Bliny with meat or mushrooms
4) Uha
5) Schii

Love / Date Guidelines Required [36]


If only I had your sage advice earlier, I could have saved myself a great deal of heartache.


Please don't thank me.

Love / Date Guidelines Required [36]


Slowly. Cautiously. Like a cheetah stalking an antelope.


Man, I don't know wtf I'm doing writing to you. First I thought it was funny, now I feel like an idiot. You should stop being an idiot too - a Polish woman is still a woman.

A woman is a woman even on Mars.

There is more in common between a woman from Tanzania, and a woman from Poland - than there is between a man and a woman from Poland.

Love / Date Guidelines Required [36]

It's the same as for an Asian girl, except the opposite.

Hope that helps.

News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [634]


You forgot some words.

His Most Sublime Highness, By Grace of God, Ruler of Poles and Polesses, Vanquisher of P!ss, Defender of the Rainbow, Protector of the Hohol, Sharif of Brussels, and Cockservant of the Americas - Donaldus Tusk.

Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]


I don't believe I have.

Who are you in conversation with during these prayers and why is it vehement?

Is the Christ giving you a hard time?

Are you giving the Christ a hard time?

I argue enough with various human beings in my daily life, that I don't find it necessary to also argue with Christ.

But who am I to rain on your prayer tirades. Just don't be surprised if one day you hear a booming voice from above saying "Could you please keep your voice down?".

Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]


Johnny, Johnny...

No reason to engage in public self flagellation here.

You have many demons you need to exorcise - I'm sure - but PF is not the right place to do it.

Spend your time, instead, in silent prayer.

News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]


They're worried about their survival, so no price seems too great.

That is, other than behaving like human beings towards Russia. That is too much.

News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]


When I was a small boy, I thought that Russian written in Latin letters was English.

Only when I became older did I understand that this was not English but Polish.

History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]


Even among thieves there can be honor.

News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]


I got a joke for you:

Two men were talking: one was a Pole, the other was Russian.
- Is it true that in Poland people don't speak Russian, but some other language?

- Of course, in reality we speak in Polish.

- Yes? How would you say "Dom" in Polish?

- Dom.

- Hm. What then will "selo" be like?

- Sielo.

- Strange. Well, what will "zhopa" be like then?

- Dupa!

- And for this you fight?

Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]


You can't buy bread with tolerance of the rainbow. If you don't believe me, you should try it.

Tolerance of the rainbow you cannot put in your pocket, but gold you can.

News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]


So you do not deny that our laikas and chimpanzees made it?

Meanwhile, you cannot even launch a potato into the stratosphere.

News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]


Eh what?

Work / Applying for English speaking jobs in Lodz or Warsaw [13]


Amazing that you can see a nuclear explosion in Montreal and receive a personal telephone call from Adolf Hitler, and still work for 4 years in a customer facing function.

Good for you bro!

News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [634]


Hehehehe...

Education does not correlate with intelligence, after universities started admitting everybody and their mother.

When I read manuscripts from 19-year-olds that studied in university in the 1920s or 1890s I want to cry. Those 19 year olds were smarter than 95% of current students.

They wrote like adults write now - and smart adults at that.

They produced groundbreaking research instead of perpetually redigesting existing knowledge.

University should be reserved for actually smart people, and not made into a human right.

History / History of Polish-Russian relations [186]


It is arrogant to say, "Hey, stop calling me an orc!"

It's very snobby, to want to stop being called a "slave"?

So pompous, to insist you are not "subhuman".

I have never heard anybody say that Russians are arrogant. If anything, we're pretty lacking in self confidence.

History / History of Polish-Russian relations [186]


I can also ask why God placed us at the Devil's Doorstep next to every single nomadic tribe that has ever invaded Europe.

Perhaps God put us there, so you could live a more comfortable life?

History / History of Polish-Russian relations [186]


lol!

"Fu-fu! We don't hate Russians, we're merely made uncomfortable by them!"

Such a diplomat, Pawian.

History / History of Polish-Russian relations [186]


Wow! You hate Russians two times more than you hate gypsies! Incredible...

What a powerful, and very impressive level of hate. I would not be surprised, if it is in fact stronger than in Ukraine - a country under Russian attack.

Wide is the Polish heart... both in its capacity for love and for hate.

News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

@Alien

You don't like my idea of a harakiri nuke?

News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]


It is prohibitively expensive to build a nuclear triad. You need to build submarines, strategic bombers, and intercontinental ballistic missiles.

However, Poland doesn't need any of that. Instead, Poland should develop primitive dirty bombs, strategically dispersed around the country.

This way, in true Christ-like fashion, Poland will be able to fully irradiate its land in the event of a foreign invasion - denying the land to the aggressor.

This unique, "I'm gonna kill myself if you take one step closer" approach, perfectly matches the spirit and history of Poland.

It will signal to the rest of the world, who the true moral leader is. Other countries build nukes to kill others, while Poland is the only country that developed nukes to use against itself. Shocked by such unparalleled selflessness, the international community will not enforce the provisions of the NPT.

News / THE ARMY OF POLAND - THE REALITY [493]


Yes! Amassssing!

Joe Biden is laughing all the way to the bank, while the French and Germans are scratching their heads.

One of the poorest countries in the EU, is ready to send its last money to the richest countries, because of paranoia.

If Russia will ever attack Poland, then I will donate $1M to some NGO helping Ukrainian refugees in Poland.

History / History of Polish-Russian relations [186]


Paulina you need to study more history, if you hope to continue debating.

The Marquis de Lafayette, despite being an aristocrat and one of the richest men in France, first served as General in George Washington's Continental Army, and then later played a key role in the French Revolution and France's military campaigns.

The Comte de Mirabeau, was also not a nobody, but similarly played a key role in destroying the French monarchy.

Lenin was from a wealthy aristocratic family.

Zhou Enlai was a Chinese aristocrat.

Fidel Castro was the son of a very wealthy sugar farmer.

Ho Chi Minh spent most of his youth living in France, the United States and Britain.

You may or may not like elites, but they exist, and they are necessary for the masses to be mobilized. Never has the working man managed to run the show at the top, at least without aid and guidance from those who are familiar with power.

Life / Womans day in Poland? [242]


So? I don't trust them either.

Actually, especially them. When they tell me to do something, I always go and get a second opinion. Just because you are an oncologist does not make you a specialist in my hernia problems.