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Novichok   
27 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

all you hear is The adverts, the adverts, the damn bloody adverts on your tele.

The Tivo "skip" function solves this problem very nicely.

Some programs are coded to be full auto. This eliminates pressing a skip remote button. It skips over the whole group of ads by itself.
Novichok   
27 Mar 2024
News / THE ARMY OF POLAND - THE REALITY [493]

halt some types of training in the Polish army.

The Polish army doesn't have to train. Just call DC.
You do have the WH on speed dial?
Novichok   
27 Mar 2024
History / What should Russia and Poland do to become if not friends, then at least not enemies? [945]

Quoting:

... there aren't male and female chess tournaments. There ARE women's tournaments, where only women compete, but there are no Men Only chess tournaments. Everyone can, and does, play at a regular chess tournament.

Why a separate tournament for women only? There is no risk of injury and physical strength is not a factor. So what's up with this bs?
Novichok   
26 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

large beers

...and large guts...

With a vague urine note in the stench of old sweat.

Brits hate American tourists because American tourists use up a month's worth of hot water on the first day.
Novichok   
26 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

and that we stink real bad too.

That was not fair...Americans take showers daily. It's the European and Midwestern men stink like skunks.
Novichok   
26 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

If I were King of Poland;

If I were King of Poland I would follow Denmark. If Denmark doesn't have nukes and can be the happiest place on earth, maybe Poland doesn't need nukes, either.

Alternatively, I would call Putin and ask if he intends to invade Poland and exterminate 10 million Poles or do something equally unpleasant. Knowing this guy, he would probably burst out laughing and say:

Why the fvck would I want to mess with the people who hate Russia more than they hate the Gestapo and SS? For their bit*chy women? Or space program and oil? ...hahahahahahahahaha...

Hey, Vlad, just for you:

Какого черта мне хотелось связываться с людьми, которые ненавидят Россию больше, чем гестапо и СС? Для своих стервозных женщин? Или космическая программа и нефть?
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [694]

Encourage those who wish to cross the Rio Grande to decide why they are coming

They already know why they are coming.

What do we do about the invasion? Now. Today.

Since you are a special kind of idiot, I will make it a multiple-choice question:

1. Shoot the mother fvckers before they cross or
2. After they cross - the way I can shoot a home invader who had the misfortune to pick me instead of a trembling pacifist Jew who never owned a gun.
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

Now many countries can make them.

I wonder how much would Pakis want for a 1-megaton nuke if it was for sale.
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / Polish President vetoes PO's dingbat gender law [173]

Hell is not a nice place to be (especially for eternity)

I would rather go to Hell and have dinner with Hitler, Stalin, and Mao than with Mother Teresa, JP2, and Gandhi in Heaven.

BTW, I really resent murder-suicides. Why don't these creeps start with suicide and then continue with murder?
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / Polish President vetoes PO's dingbat gender law [173]

suggest that confused people should commit suicide.

They kill themselves in large numbers without my suggestions. I read that the rate is 10x higher than the general population.

I support suicides under controlled conditions. Sure beats flying a plane into a mountain. Would you like to be on that plane?

I would be seriously pis^ed - especially if I bought a first-class ticket and didn't even get my lunch.
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
News / SHOULD POLAND HAVE NUKES?? [154]

Those types of weapons took many decades of trial and error to create.

Danny, why would you waste time on this lunatic...
Novichok   
25 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

God (def.): the Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped as creator and ruler of the universe.

Miracle (def.): An event with three basic components: (1) It must be an unusual event that can be perceived by others. (2) It has no natural explanation. (3) It appears to be the result of an act of God.

Genius (def.): An atheist who can teach the faithful the basic elements of Christianity.

Hey, Novi, you are an amazing guy...
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [339]

Whinge to the manufacturer about the name they chose,

They should be charged with false advertising. Just like the guys who claim to be "women" to commit fraud on the real women.
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Stock Market and Trading Talk [1011]

I only planted the seed in you, it's someone else's job to water it.

I am trying to water it by learning from the believers. Somehow, they evade and avoid...
Novichok   
24 Mar 2024
Off-Topic / Let's talk about shoes [339]

White Lightening 'cider',

1. It's ain't "white". It's clear. Milk is white.
2. Judging by Brits' teeth, it's not working. Switch to water.