News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [184]


You really want to trust somebody who can't tell you all of the numbers between 1 and 20 to tell which are all of the parts of a rocket? Seriously?

And even if yer man could count to 20, we have a direct statement from the Chief of Staff of the Irish Defence Forces: "I can confirm that yesterday afternoon there was a Katyusha rocket that landed within 2-45". Not 'part of a rocket", "a Katyusha rocket".

News / How will Polish-American relations change if Trump is elected president again? [780]


He said he'd end the war "within 24 hours". But he didn't say when those 24 hours will be. My guess is that they'll be sometime after Putin dies or is overthrown.

Feedback / I love this forum - It's so Polish: tolerant, inconsistent, amusing [337]


It does indeed. Well done Admin!

Also well done Admin for closing the thread that somebody opened solely to try to troll a poster who had shown him to be completely wrong about something else.
But even better done to leave the thread open for long enough for it to become clear that not only can somebody not count to 20 (he claims it's 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 19, 20. Hoot!) but that he can't even count to seven (Russia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Slovakia, Czech Republic and Germany = six in Jimmy maths. Hoot!).

Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]


No, they were clearly protesting about Toruńskie pierniki being banned. That's the only way that the St. Martin's croissant would become Poland's most famous bakery product!

News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [184]


Barney, please remember that you know what UNIFIL is, I know what UNIFIL is and people such as Atch know what UNIFIL is, but some people literally cannot count to ten (or even seven in some cases), so of course they're going to spout nonsense!

Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

Got to love this "fact you didn't know about Poland":

Six? LOL! Going from the top and moving clockwise:
1) Russia
2) Lithuania
3) Belarus
4) Ukraine
5) Slovakia
6) Czech Republic
7) Germany

LOL! But what is the problem here: does Jimmy not have access to a map? Or can he simply not count to seven? My money is on the latter of those: we already know that he can't count to 20 and we know he has access to the internet and so can use Google Maps. Hoot!

Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

[quote=Atch]Back to English classes for you.
LOL!

Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]


As anybody who has traveled in Poland (i.e. not Jimmy Poorhouse) knows, the worst of the dangerous driving here is on the very best roads. On the motorways and expressways many drivers drive far too close to the car in front, meaning they have absolutely no chance of avoiding a collision if the bloke in front brakes unexpectedly. It's as if they think the laws of physics don't apply to them. Or possibly they are, like Jimmy, so stupid that they can't count to 20 (top tip: it doesn't go 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 19, 20) and so can't understand that at higher speeds braking distances are longer.


Yes, but driving here is more dangerous. The death rate here per 100,000 people is double what it is in the UK!


We all know that. But of course Jimmy Poorhouse is also stupid, so he knows nothing about Withdrawal Agreement beneficiary status guaranteeing pension rights regarding annual upgrading under the triple lock compared with the 'frozen pensions' paid in Canada, Australia, etc. But it must be hard for him to get his head round the idea that some people can choose the nationalities which are best for them, given that he's never had a passport or left the USA.

Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]


Quite possibly because it isn't true. He was born in what is now Poland but then was not. His family were German but he was more Dutch than anything else.

Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]


Somebody who has never been to Poland (or Europe)? Somebody who has never spoken to a Pole? Somebody who thinks that Salzburg is in Poland? Somebody who thinks that one counts to 20 like this: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 19, 20?

Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]


I'm fascinated to learn that Salzburg is now in Poland. The oldest restaurant in Europe is certainly St. Peter Stiftskulinarium. There is an old restaurant in Wroclaw, but it's 470 years younger than St. Peter Stiftskulinarium and hasn't been in continuous operation anyway, it only recently reopened after being closed for several years. But Jimmy Poorhouse insists that the oldest restaurant in Europe is in Poland, so that must mean Salzburg is now in Poland. It's either that or a certain somebody knows nothing about Europe. Hoot!


ROFL! Poland's coastline isn't even in the top 100 in the world! Estonia, tiny little Estonia, has a coastline nearly five times longer than that of Poland! LOL! Has a certain somebody ever looked at a map? Hoot!

Travel / Videos of Travelling Throughout Poland [30]

Let's look at the first three of that "20" (although somebody might claim that the below are the first four, as he claims that 12 is 20. Hoot!):

Has anybody from outside Poznan even heard of a St. Martin's croissant? And who, other than somebody who knows nothing about Poland, would claim those are they more famous than Toruńskie pierniki? LOL! And they weren't invented by a Catholic priest either. Hoot!


Actually, that one is correct! I had dinner at one of them last Saturday, it was superb. But very much out of the reach of most people here.


Only an idiot would think that something built by enemies who occupied Poland is something Poland is proud of.

News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [184]


Yes, but should we believe our own lying eyes and ears or the words of The Infallible One?


That's actually quite important information: for the jihadis to land one rocket on the Irish camp might be regarded as a misfortune; to land two within 20 metres of it looks like carelessness, at best.


Can you pass the popcorn please. Thanks.

News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [184]


It's a pity that he didn't read the words of Lt. Gen. Clancy:

uk.news.yahoo.com/irish-peacekeeping-troops-escape-injury-131252996.html


Not punching them in the face probably would have helped too.

Well, it would probably be more accurate to say that not fantasising about punching them in the face probably would have helped too.

Life / Fast Food missing in Poland [48]


For Ethiopian, head to GoJo on JPII (west side, between Nowolipie and Nowolipki). Really good food. In that same development there's also Delhi 6, which currently does the best Indian food in Warsaw, and Achi Achi, home to awesome Japanese fried chicken. Also worth checking there is the hotpot place, but don't go there without a reservation.


You mean Taco Loco, opposite the court? I love their tacos but for burritos I prefer Senor Lucas. Tried that place yet?

News / Polish military contingent in Lebanon. [184]


You're partly right. But the majority of the problem is that he's been proved wrong by a woman, so now he's insulting her and trying to belittle her.


But who are we to believe? Our own lying ears?

Travel / Looking for a new long-term stay in Poland [18]


You mean Galeria Wisła? I had a surprisingly good curry there a few years back. Run by the same people who have the Ganesh restaurants in Warsaw and Lodz.

Jimmy Poorhouse can probably show you a photo he claims is me enjoying that curry too! Hoot!

Travel / Mystical places in Poland [18]


Have you been to Reszel? It's absolutely brilliant, one of my three favourite places in Poland. I wrote a few articles about the place for the usual Warsaw publications.

Now that I remember those, I think I'm in one of the photos accompanying one of those articles. I won't say which though, don't want spoil the surprise for Jimmy Poorhouse when he finally gets to see a photo of me!

Travel / Looking for a new long-term stay in Poland [18]


I was there a couple of years ago and found it a lot better than it was before. That said, the first time I was there, maybe 12 years ago, I had a superb curry. Perhaps Jimmy has a photo he claims is me enjoying that curry, but don't ask, he's rather sensitive about photos of me right now. Hoot!

Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]


No, slaves = property, which can be sold to a willing buyer
Unpaid staff = professionals who provided labour on credit and were not given what it was agreed they'd be given, much like anybody who ever did any work for Jimmy Poorhouse without getting paid first.

Life / What do Poles really think about cats? [470]


Staff. Cats have staff. Slaves involves ownership and thus some kind of loss in the event the subject leaves, and cats are nowhere near that invested in humans. Humans are simply their unpaid staff.

Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]


You mean they are just bits of fantasy chocolate covered with fantasy gold-coloured foil. Jimmy Poorhouse doesn't have enough money to buy actual chocolate covered with actual gold-coloured foil! Jimmy Poorhouse doesn't even have enough money to buy a cup of tea in a cafe, as shown by him claiming that 30 cups of tea at a cafe costs less than a month's mobile internet! LOL! Hoot!

Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]


Another day, another laughable lie from Jimmy Poorhouse! He's too dumb to realise that the price of gold back then is just a click away, so we can all see he's lying:
letmegooglethat.com/?q=what+was+the+price+of+gold+in+2000

Why does he bother? Even a fantasist as delusional as him must realise that everybody knows he's living in a shack in the woods without two pennies to rub together. And now he's even lost his favourite photo, the one he's for years fantasised about me being in. LOL! Hoot!

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Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]


Always good to start the day with laughing at yet another Jimmy Poorhouse melt-down! He's really not having a good weekend: first he finds out that he's been shown to be an utter fool by believing that I'm in a photo that I'm not in, next he tries to make people think he really does still own shares that he boasted about selling a couple of weeks ago but he gets caught posting somebody else's image, and then it comes out that he's such a creep he shares photos of former members of this forum in their coffins!

Here's an investment offer: I'll bet you dollars against donuts that Jimmy Poorhouse won't say who he claims I am in the photo which used to be his all-time favourite photo! Even Jimmy realises that he's been busted yet again! LOL! Hoot!

Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]


I wonder if that's the excuse that'll be used to explain why certain images are on his computer. The kind of images that got his housemate locked up for nearly a decade.

Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]


Got to admit that Jimmy Poorhouse has some impressive fantasies. Perhaps chief amongst them is his fantasy that anybody believes a word about him having even a pot to p!ss in.
Actually, I'm being too harsh there, Jimmy Poorhouse does have a bucket to p!ss in, it's the same bucket he uses to get water from the well outside his shack.


Life might be good, but Jimmy Poorhouse's memory certainly isn't! He's back to claiming he owns shares that only ten days ago he was boasting about selling and putting into something which back then was giving better returns!

LOL! What a f*cking moron! Hoot!

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Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]


It would, but Jimmy Poorhouse sold his fantasy Tesla share and put the fantasy proceeds into fantasy shares in two exchange-traded funds. He was laughing at people who still owned Tesla shares. Just ten days ago he posted this:

https://polishforums.com/off-topic/stock-market-talk-trading-part-88647/4/#msg1996723

Oops, yet again Jimmy Poorhouse exposes himself as a liar. Hoot! But I suppose that's better than the 'exposing himself' in the way that Jimmy's housemate does, the one who served nearly ten years in prison for being a paedophile.

Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]


To be fair, when somebody is so poor that they have to run a child-minding business in a house where a convicted paedophile lives, it's no great stretch of the imagination to think that they're wearing that because it is literally the only thing they have to wear. Didn't you see that the photo was taken at the end of November? Given how little money Jimmy has, her choice may have been wearing that sweater or not going at all.

Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]


How does the Michigan Mystic do it? On October 15 He laughs at people holding Tesla stock at 219 and "hoping". And nine days later Tesla is 250!

He really is the anti-Warren Buffett! Hoot!

Off-Topic / Stock Market Talk and Trading - part 2 [743]

Always remember about investments that assessing whether they are good or bad requires one to look at things from several different perspectives and not just the obvious ones. For example, the photo below seems to show two terrible investments: an sweater that fits terribly badly and a shockingly bad food choice. But both are actually good investments.
(If anybody wants to see the original photo, just go to the FB page of the church Jimmy Poorhouse is an elder at and then type his surname into the search bar, you'll soon see the photos of his wife retiring from the church. I thought that if he wants to post about the ex-wife he imagines I have, well, what goes around comes around, and this actually is a verifiable photo rather than another of Jimmy's fantasies.)

The vastly oversized sweater is a good investment because it's fourth-hand hand-me-down that was given to Jimmy but doesn't fit him, so he gave it to Mrs Jimmy Poorhouse. It cost him nothing, but it provides some warmth on the nights when Jimmy Poorhouse can't afford to heat the shack (i.e. every night) and its size means it can also be used as an indoor tent whenever the roof leaks (i.e. every time it rains). A double benefit for zero expenditure is at least a reasonable deal.
The chocolate fountain is of questionable hygiene and terrible dietary effects, but it was paid for by the church and does just that little bit extra to make Jimmy Poorhouse even more morbidly obese. So it's a good return for everybody else. Plus it's better than what Jimmy Poorhouse could afford to get her (she's such a lucky lady), which would have been absolutely nothing, as Jimmy Poorhouse is too poor to even go out for a cup of tea, as we can see from him being utterly clueless about what a cup of tea costs!

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