Funny how Poles sucking American dicks is never mentioned here.
They do the dick-sucking in a way which is transparently exploitative of the United States.
Like some bimbo you meet at the bar, and who cares not what sort of trouble it will land you with, in terms of your family.
That is - they don't suck American dick because they enjoy the taste, or truly feel passionate about America. They do it, in the hope that America will then cover them with its ass - receiving the Russian dildo of consequences along with them.
Such a friend - is no friend at all.
And it does not matter how many times Nawrocki comes to crawl around the floor of the Oval Office, or how many times Tusk swallows his pride and says something nice about Trump.
It is clear to everyone that- that the Poles are being nice, because they expect you to spend 50,000-100,000-200,000 lives protecting their independence.
Otherwise they don't respect you at all. They hate even their closest neighbors, who gave them the most money.
If you are not useful to Poles - their interest in you will evaporate in a moment. These are a profoundly wounded people, like Russians, who see even hundreds of billions of EU transfers as "just reparations".
Good luck to both of you, in finding perfect marriage harmony.