Poles Have The Biggest Genitals In Europe

According to research data - Poles have the biggest penises in Europe, at:

1) 15.4 centimeters in length

2) 11.6 centimeters in circumference

3) 165.6 cubic centimeters in volume

The data in the case of Poland is "self reported", as opposed to "measured", as was the case for some other countries.

With such dimensions, Polish penises rank 24th in the world.

Most countries with larger penises than Polish ones are located in Africa. The strange exceptions are Australia and New Zealand (both countries with a large Polish diaspora).

The biggest penises in the world can be found in the Democratic Republic of Congo - with an average of 17.9 centimeters in length, and a whopping 243 cubic centimeters in volume (like a moped engine!).

Source: worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country

Congratulations Poland!

Congratulations Congo🔬

This is the clue.


Remember, it's countries not nationalities. The more Chinese in a country, the lower the average.

Now I know why they want nukes!

This BS finally makes sense.

According to the data, China's penises were actually measured and are sitting at 12.9 centimeters - same as India. Bigger than in Italy and in Greece, which have the smallest penises in Europe.

The smallest penises are in Southeast Asia. The Thai people have the smallest in the world, at 9.43 centimeters long (unfortunately for the poor bastards - this is actually "measured" data). Shortly after, followed by Cambodia and Laos.

This is 50% shorter than mighty Polish penis. FIFTY PERCENT!

And if we look at the volume - the Thai have a very compact 88 cm3. Again - half as voluminous as Sarmatian dongs.

Much to think about...

Noticing that Italy and Greece (and Cyprus) have the smallest penises in Europe... and the similarly sized penises in China - pushes me to think that there is an optimal penis length and volume for civilization.

These three are some of the oldest and most culturally prominent civilizations in the world.

A big johnson likely does not lead to reflective thought and desire to invest for the long term.

Imagine Michelangelo's David with a huge schlong? This would be in bad taste, and would not lead the mind to high places.

That's Manchurians/Mongolians that get the stats up. Cantonese speakers never fail to disappoint. Vietnamese? No wonder they like extreme politics.


My limited experience of Thais must have been lucky then.


You'd be surprised at the variance in one place. Germany tends to have extremes in each direction and parts of Africa (or African parts) can vary a lot too. Also Arabs.


Energy. Big dìck energy and small dìck energy.


A thousand men's bars have that statue.

Does a big mouth count as 'genitals' now?

@Marrakesh
Evidently, you have a small dick energy.

If you need to boast about the size of your penis, you will be useless in bed.

This is probably the oldest topic in the world, right after what came first, the chicken or the egg?

The country where men have the most surgical enlargement operations is Italy.

Still, it doesn't help... but they do make beautiful cars with long hoods (instead).

It's all about the female orgasm, that is how a man proves his manhood.

And that's the problem. Female orgasms aren't necessary for the survival of the species. Healthy sperm are.

But if a female doesn't get satisfaction, why would she do it again?

Useless sperm......

again and again...as you can see, there is something magical about it.