Polish looks?

You are afraid we are going to discover your jewish origin?

lmao :)

Poor KateLouise never even came back, you creeps probably scared her off or terribly offended here.

But to be honest she did look Irish....she also sorta has a big forehead...

big nose and greedy eyes say it all

I will write maybe an essay how to recognize Polki from Niemci and Russkaye but I am bored.

Ha i'm still here! Didn't think my forehead was that big :P

Since when do you know what my eyes look like??

Big nose, maybe;)

Though when I was told earlier how much money I could earn from a new money-making scheme, my eyes did indeed light up :D

essey??????

This is simple...

The german is the ugliest girls from the group.

The russian is heaviliy made up.

The polish girls is the last one. ;)

Not all but quite a lot of them. If u want, u can find some nice girls but u have to look really careful... ;-)

For example you look at a blonde girl.How do you know she is polish and not russian or german or even greek.

First of all you have to differentiate between slavic and non-slavic.
What favours slavic:
1.Earrings mostly golden and big.If a girl has no earrings she is 90% non-slavic because slavic girls for some reason think ears are ugly and in general they like gold and cosmetics.

2.Heels.Russian girls always wear heels even in the beach.Polish sometimes not but they have shoes of good quality they never wear comfortable sports shoes aka germanic girls

3.Hair.Slavic girls have broken hair not straight.If she has very simple haircut or some variations which I cannot desricbe she is germanic
4.Color.Slavic girls colour their hair.If you see coloured black she is always a Polka.
5.Tight clothes.Always slavic girls.Germanic girls tend to wear loose clothes not so tight.Slavic put tight pants till the kolena and the foot is to see.They also wear tight blouses,western girls do not do that because in this case fat ones would seem very fat and becaome extremely jealous of the slim ones wearing tight blouses,so the disadvantage for the slim girl by the anger of the fat ones would be bigger than the direct appeal of her appearance to men if she wore tight,that is why she conforms and wears loose.

6.Colours of clothes.Germanic girls wear many colours,slavic few.In general germanic prefer what is comfortable while slavic what is elegant or sexy.
7.Eyes.Slavic girls have very sensitive eyes,germanic have very cold eyes.The eyes show directly the brain activity.Probably slavic girls are very sensitive(and thus often mood changing and emotional) unlike our cows.

8.Body movement.Slavic girls move their hips and arms differently when they walk,germanic show more confidence it sth you have to see many times to recognize.Also lots of slavic girls have scoliosis or walk with their heads and shoulders down due to lower self esteem(?) or not to bother the others.Compare tha to the queen walking of our local princesses.

WTF?!? Where the hell did you get that bull **** from?

You wanna see the state some western girls go out in with clothes too tight. Big and small!!


Read scummy chav types found huddled in bus stops across western europe


oh so only slavic girls colour their hair, and only black?? Sweeping generalisation anyone?

:P

there is a fashion type here who have black hair. they all wear similar clothes and are recognizable as Polish.

it's because fashion is so limited here that so many people look the same yet can easily be put into groups.

it is hair, footwear, jewelry and even tattoos that differentiate these groups.

I guess that kingpolka is talking out of experience ;-)

Btw Katy, I think the average UK girl would have to hide in the basements if traveling to the slavic world. UK best is there maximum average.

It is not really like that.If you go to a resort like Agia Napa which is full of germanic and slavic girls in bikinis you can tell the slavic usually by the bigger nose.

pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!! so judgemental, yet he really has a way with words sometimes :D


You've not been here long, have you? Not quite long enough to fully understand the secret life of southern/king polkakamon, anyway. Give it time, though ;)

How to tell apart polish from russian girls:
What shows that a girl is russian:
1.Heavy perfume.You can smell it one-two meters far from her it is an intoxicating smell paralyzing logical thinking.Polish tend to have more distinctive and light perfumes

2.Heavy make-up.Russian girls are totally dolled up using every kind of make up(eyeliners,lipgloss,etc) in excess.Polish also use make up but to a lesser excess they have generally more natural look(though not so natural as germanic who usually fail to use make-up properly with devastating results-if you see failed make-up she is always German)

3.Heavy use of cosmetics.They have three and four golden earrings,golden chains,bracelets etc generally if you see lots of gold and cosmetics she is russian.Polish have earrings always but not so big.

4.Heels.all russian girls wear heels even the tall ones.Even girls 185 cm tall like to wear heels.And when we say heels we mean high heels.If you see a girl with high cheeks and heels over 10 cm she is always russian.Polish prefer lower heels 5-7 cm.

5.Tanga bikini.Very favourite among russian girls.Polish never wear that,they may have strings but never tanga.If you see very provocative appearance in the beach with tiny bikinis showing the whole ass she is always russian

6.Low pants.If you see the upper part of ass revealed in common view in the street she is always russian.Polish girls do not show so much ass.This seems to be more a russian power thing.Polish on the other hand tend to wear deep decoltes and show a large part of their advanced boobs.Russian boobs are mauch smaller than the average polish so if you see flows of this part you should think about polish,on the other hand if what you see can be categorized as ass you are in front of a Russian.

7.Jeans with designs on them.All slavic girls like jeans which are not simple but have designs on them.However if you see lots of designs,silver belts and shiny straps etc on jeans she is russian.

8.Shorts.You see a girl whose shorts show half of her buttocks.Is she polish or russian?She can be both as pul zadek shorts are popular in both countries however if the shorts seem like very vulgar she is russian(or serbian) if they seem like she forgot or lacked the money to buy sth more full(innocent appearance) she is polish.

Then we will see how we can differentiate a bomb in the beach:is she serbian,czech,slovak or polish?We have to recognize the field before attacking.

what about fake tans?

that would fit a lot of the Polish women with black hair.

I'll provide some comparisons.

All people are Polish.

All people are Germans.

Some Austrians.

Some Canadians. Mixture of mostly Anglo, Irish, Scottish.

I will show you typical polish face,typical russian and typical czech face.By typical I mean that you find it very common in one country and much less common in other countries.

The typical slavic face happens to be beautiful as well that is why slavic women are considered beautiful because the mean is beautiful.

Bravo! :-))

@rychlik: Where are the beautiful people?

I think the female in the first pic he provided is very pretty. The male in the 4th pic is also handsome.

She's the double of Charlotte Church - she's Welsh BTW.. :)


Care to share your photo with the forum so we can make some judgements on you? Since you feel that you are so superior in looks you can judge others?

I don't feel superior. Why do u have that impression? Ever heard that people have subjective sense of beauty - besides "scientific" standards?

Btw, UK people are not known for being beautiful. ;-)

But you must be since you judged all those people on their looks..Surely to make such comments you must be much better looking than they are? If you're not, better to keep quiet.


There are plenty of beauties in the UK..If people chose to go along the stereotype that we're all fat and dont dress nicely then..that's up to them..

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Or Keira Knightley for example:

As I said. Maybe u don't get it. I can judge however I want. Every person has his own taste. That was what I was talking about.

Please, why did u put those two pics of VIP mouses(they really do look like those animals) here. Nothing nicer looking in UK?
Again. That is my PERSONAL OPINION (but probably also objectively...).

Gut' Nacht.

No, I dont think you got me..Munters should keep their mouths shut...


Neither are considered "mouses"

There are plenty of good looking women in the UK..But no matter what Eng, Scot, Welsh female I post, they'll be called low grade by you.

I like Anglo girls. Posh Spice is very pretty.



I also like Irish girls. Very cute.
Not all slavic girls are beauties. That would be a ridiculous statement.

Some famouse Poles.

Johnny Rzeznik (lead singer of Goo Goo Dolls).

Mateusz Damiecki

Piotr Trochowski plays for Germany.



His girlfriend. Does she have typical German (świnskie rysy) features?

Miroslaw Klose. Someone said he has Serbian features. Wife is Polish.

Lukasz Podolski. Girlfriend is Polish.

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Germans. Sorry but he's really ugly and she's way too pretty for him.

How could I forget Fritzl's features? :)

Very Germanic.

Jane Krakowski is an attractive Polish-American woman.

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