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Joined: 18 Oct 2007 / Male ♂
Last Post: 8 Apr 2012
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From: sydney australia
Speaks Polish?: yes
Interests: tv-sometimes computer

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hancock   
15 Dec 2009
News / Polish Man tries to Rob Bank with a Spoon.....??? [28]

police in the us somewhere are looking for a cross dressing bank robber

A bank robber with very bad breath.
A 6 foot 7 bank robber.

And one that went into the bank with a note demanding all the money, then leaving the money went home to find the police waiting for him. The note was written on his electricity account. All true.
hancock   
5 Nov 2009
Life / JOKES IN TODAY'S POLAND? [20]

A cop pulls over this car full of people the fellow starts to shake
" I, I, I, s swear I wasn't speeding."
"O course You weren't. I know that. Your the 1000 th guy Ive pulled over and you won
"a thousand bucks. "
"O great now I can get myself a lisence"
"Look what youve done now you idiot.I told you not to get drunk" his wife says
Then the Granny from the back seat screams "I knew something would happen when you stole this car."
hancock   
2 Nov 2009
Life / BEING POLISH MEANS....? [18]

Thank you for your kind words, Noreenb. Poland has not yet perished ;)

But where is that Torq? Trully in the song? In the worlds true place? Or in our hearts?
hancock   
2 Jun 2008
Food / COFFEE BRANDS IN POLAND & ELSEWHERE? [17]

if you want the very best coffee maker in the world. there is nothing that can beat a sunbeam. if you can find a particular model that suits you . some of the best coffe judges in the world tested unbeleivably expensive machines. these they tested blindly. and couldnt belive what they found.models that cost thousends more than the sunbeam just could come close. dont beleive me find out. i havent got the energy at the moment. im full of drugs for my epilepsy but what i am saying is true if you care to look. i like moccona freeze dried or nescafe mild instant. and New guinea gold beans.
hancock   
1 Jun 2008
Language / W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie [23]

Like when you've had a few drinks and you've lost all your vowels and you want to say "Fish n chips..."

by golly i'll definitely give you points for that its damn close with out the n. i would nt have thought of that one.
hancock   
19 Feb 2008
Language / Difference between Polish Ł and English W [23]

I do not like the Polish ł. It is not bardzo ładnie but bardzo ladnie with a hard 'l' sound.

yes in this case of course. It sounds more like hw in english.

God now its the Czecs. Peace brothers peace.
hancock   
19 Feb 2008
Language / Difference between Polish Ł and English W [23]

you know i think it takes some one from a different nationalety to do this. its much harder for the english.

i am not sure why that is exactly i am not being nasty though but realy realistic.
hancock   
19 Feb 2008
Language / Difference between Polish Ł and English W [23]

MareGaea You are absolutely fantastic with the eou

also remember the £ is said higher up at the roof of the mouth not with the lips realy.
hancock   
9 Feb 2008
News / The most useless things in Poland [140]

he he i know i hope havent frightened him away. I have just received a full page view of the site. i love your taste in *****. not much to speak about myself i dont do much after a car accident and a permanent brain injury leaving epilepsy. dont know if you know about it but its great for short term memory which you dont have. dont even remember the last weeks previous arrangement of tv shows. i used to love reading. the best i can do now is an article in the newspaper.
hancock   
9 Feb 2008
News / The most useless things in Poland [140]

i have a problem with my computer it is extremely slow at the moment the baud rate of it is unbelievavle i was trying to see your myspace site but even the first quater of the page took five minutes. is it your band or something?
hancock   
9 Feb 2008
News / The most useless things in Poland [140]

poor people sitting in front of monitors trying to find a subject to answers to on a polish forum.
hancock   
27 Jan 2008
Life / Cigarette Smoking in Poland [146]

Isthatu I didnt respont to this one earlier but thanks its definately hard for him i know. he has wife troubles smack weed sex you name it. hes stayed with this women for years only because of his sick son. etc. what a life.
hancock   
27 Jan 2008
Life / Cigarette Smoking in Poland [146]

isthatu i was simply asking if any one knew if there was any thing available via a computer. my friend and i say again with emphasis. my friend. has been to so many doctors that these people are driving him creazy. he has been like hthis for maybe 15 years but i have only seen him reacently they have no time only admit people to nut wards. point fingers at you if you sit in a funny position. 2 minutes later. obviosly sczichophenic thake these pills. he takes 50 cuts himself. well obviosely more nuts etc.
hancock   
27 Jan 2008
Life / Cigarette Smoking in Poland [146]

Happy birthday, PinkJewel. your right about about smells. I remember one time a while back i cant remember when but i past this place and it was selling doughnuts

and i would have died if i had to work ther.
hancock   
27 Jan 2008
Life / Cigarette Smoking in Poland [146]

My dad smoked like a chimney drank a gallon of nicotine so that he would not be separateed from my mother.
hancock   
27 Jan 2008
Life / Cigarette Smoking in Poland [146]

I am asking a genuine question. i am new to forums. about psychological advice maybe it isnt forums i should ask but some where else who could possible tell me. anyone know. I have a friend and he wont go anywhere just talks to me.
hancock   
27 Jan 2008
Life / Cigarette Smoking in Poland [146]

I have a question. does anybody know of or would there be such a thing as a forum that would give psycological advice?