sledz 23 | 2,250 29 Oct 2009 / #1WARSAW (Reuters) - A would-be bank robber held a teaspoon to the neck of a cashier pretending it was a knife, a Polish news website said Tuesday.But Gazeta.pl said the two women behind the counter at the bank in the southern Polish city of Lublin Monday were not fooled, and scared the man away with their screaming.Police have compiled a photo-fit of the suspect.(Reporting by Kuba Jaworowski)I have to say he sure has some balls..He should have carved a gun out of a bar of soap..lol
learn polish - | 46 29 Oct 2009 / #3I've heard this story once about a guy in the US who was robbing a gas station, took the money and told the cashier to give him a bottle of whiskey as well, and the cashier said he didn't believe the guy to be over 21. So the genius showed him his ID.
beckski 12 | 1,617 29 Oct 2009 / #5He should have carved a gun out of a bar of soap..lolLol, it did the trick for John Dillinger; helped him escape incarceration.
wildrover 98 | 4,451 29 Oct 2009 / #6Some English guy robbed a bank with what he said was a gun hidden under a carrier bag....turned out it was a banana.....Silly sod might as well have used a real gun , because when he was caught , he got the same sentance as he would have done for a real gun.... The judge decided that he had put the same fear into the bank staff as he would have done if he had a real gun..... eight years in jail for a hold up with a banana ....silly man...
tornado2007 11 | 2,274 29 Oct 2009 / #7hahaha that is so funny :) it reminded me of this jokePolish bank robber: Tied up the safe and blew the guard :)
wildrover 98 | 4,451 29 Oct 2009 / #8What about the Polish terrorist...tried to blow up a car...burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe...
tornado2007 11 | 2,274 29 Oct 2009 / #9funny one but thats and Irish joke isn't :) don't mix the races :)
wildrover 98 | 4,451 30 Oct 2009 / #10thats and Irish joke isn'tYes , originally an Irish joke...but you can change the nationality to suit whatever forum you are on....
OP sledz 23 | 2,250 30 Oct 2009 / #11Wouldnt there would be a security gaurd at the bank?I dont know how Polish banks are but it sounds like they may be easy to knock off:)
wildrover 98 | 4,451 30 Oct 2009 / #12Lots of people go into Polish banks with a gun..but its not to rob them , merely to fend off the Babcias that try to jump the que...
OP sledz 23 | 2,250 30 Oct 2009 / #13Its sounds like a real free for all over there,Id like to witness this spectacle someday:)
1jola 14 | 1,879 30 Oct 2009 / #14hahaha that is so funny :) it reminded me of this jokePolish bank robber: Tied up the safe and blew the guard :)Well, anyone can make a mistake now and then.
Mr Grunwald 33 | 2,078 30 Oct 2009 / #15I would seen it as a logical solution. Tie up the safe and take with with you. Takes time to blow up a safe if it's good quality. (If your god damn strong)and blow up the guards! Definatly nobody to halft you then adn everyone else would be petrified to even mention you ;)
George8600 10 | 636 30 Oct 2009 / #16Who the hell substitutes a small teaspoon for a knife? Couldn't he find one? This guy fails at life.....I feel sorry for him.
wildrover 98 | 4,451 30 Oct 2009 / #17Who the hell substitutes a small teaspoon for a knife?Perhaps his eyesight is not so good....had a grope around in the cutlery drawer for a knife , and got a spoon by mistake....easy done...!
szarlotka 8 | 2,208 30 Oct 2009 / #18Who the hell substitutes a small teaspoon for a knifeI just read that he had ginger hair. It explains everything;)
wildrover 98 | 4,451 30 Oct 2009 / #19he had ginger hairsay no more.... My sister married a guy with ginger hair...a great guy , but the ginger hair did worry her...she always said if any of the kids had ginger hair she was going to abandon them...neither of them did...Her husbands hair is now white...
joepilsudski 26 | 1,389 13 Dec 2009 / #20Polish Man tries to Rob Bank with a Spoon.....???Maybe the man thought it was a sperm bank.
nomaderol 5 | 726 13 Dec 2009 / #23the two women,,, were not fooled, and scared the man away with their screaming.idiots, they were not fooled? fools, whats up to you, a poor was trying to get some money from the rich. their screams were awarded by some good money? i dont think so. fools.
nomaderol 5 | 726 13 Dec 2009 / #25it seems he fooled everybody with a simple spoon. must be enough fun for him. there are some whose homes are jails. when they are released they do some simple things to return homes for free spoons of meals and drinks. for them, outside is full of fools.
hancock 1 | 95 15 Dec 2009 / #27police in the us somewhere are looking for a cross dressing bank robberA bank robber with very bad breath.A 6 foot 7 bank robber.And one that went into the bank with a note demanding all the money, then leaving the money went home to find the police waiting for him. The note was written on his electricity account. All true.
wildrover 98 | 4,451 15 Dec 2009 / #28police in the us somewhere are looking for a cross dressing bank robberA bank robber with very bad breath.A 6 foot 7 bank robberIs this three different people..or the same one...? I imagine a six toot transvestite with bad breath is going to be easy enough to narrow down...?
