El Gato
21 Nov 2007
El Gato
21 Nov 2007
News / Man from Zakopane who cut off his own genitals [53]
Yup, along with every single Pole who gets into a relationship with someone not Polish either cheats, dumps them, takes their partner's money, or sleeps with their brother/sister.
You know what the best part is? You get to read all about that here on this one forum! Isn't that great?!?!
I was just wondering if this is normal behaviour in Poland?
Yup, along with every single Pole who gets into a relationship with someone not Polish either cheats, dumps them, takes their partner's money, or sleeps with their brother/sister.
You know what the best part is? You get to read all about that here on this one forum! Isn't that great?!?!
El Gato
21 Nov 2007
Love / The girl from poland i met ,i hope you dont meet a girl like this [59]
Don't we all just love threads like these. People have nothing better to do with their lives but google a Polish forum, and then, here's the kicker, they try to make Poles look bad.
How cool can they get? I hope I grow up to be as cool as them. :]
Don't we all just love threads like these. People have nothing better to do with their lives but google a Polish forum, and then, here's the kicker, they try to make Poles look bad.
How cool can they get? I hope I grow up to be as cool as them. :]
El Gato
24 Nov 2007
Life / Young Gifted and Polish [15]
It's just his style. why do you dress the way you do?
Why this kid all gangsta ? I understand all the break dancing but why the corn rolls?
It's just his style. why do you dress the way you do?
El Gato
24 Nov 2007
Love / Pick up lines - the Polish style [110]
A guy I know takes advantage of an illness.
He asks: "I have diabetes, can I have your number?"
A guy I know takes advantage of an illness.
He asks: "I have diabetes, can I have your number?"
El Gato
24 Nov 2007
Life / Sexy underwear Polish style [37]
Yet another reason to live in Poland......
Dobranoc everyone, I'm off for the night.
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Yet another reason to live in Poland......
Dobranoc everyone, I'm off for the night.
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El Gato
27 Nov 2007
News / Thank to Polish people for current relations with Ukraine [89]
If everyone was Ned Flanders from the Simpsons the world would be one giant perfect neighbor....
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Poland used to stretch as far as Kiev so it was kinda like an old home... (of course 99% of Poles know this, but I felt I had to say it non-the-less)
:P
Do we ever have a neighbor with never having problems with? :-)
If everyone was Ned Flanders from the Simpsons the world would be one giant perfect neighbor....
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when i was in ukraine i felt like at home.
Poland used to stretch as far as Kiev so it was kinda like an old home... (of course 99% of Poles know this, but I felt I had to say it non-the-less)
:P
El Gato
27 Nov 2007
UK, Ireland / Views of Poles in UK on Bulgarians/Romanians coming here? [62]
Then it's fair to say that most of lithuania and bylorussia belong to Poland, along with parts of the Ukraine. It's a never ending arguement in Europe. Boundaries have changed so much in the past it's impossible to say which country owns what. It's not just Poland and Germany that have had border disputes.
Then it's fair to say that most of lithuania and bylorussia belong to Poland, along with parts of the Ukraine. It's a never ending arguement in Europe. Boundaries have changed so much in the past it's impossible to say which country owns what. It's not just Poland and Germany that have had border disputes.
El Gato
27 Nov 2007
UK, Ireland / Are polish pupils harming native british childrens education? [280]
It hit the main artery in his leg and he bled to death. By the time he got to the hospital he was already in critical condition with a slim chance of survival.
No, if anything they help. Why? Fresh minds give fresh ideas (not always good ones, but the majority of the ideas that work are good)
If British children get to take Polish as a second language that is a huge benefit to them. Learning a new and complicated language stimulates the brain and gives children a higher IQ.
I don't think it's a coincidence that I speak native English and Polish, and am learning Spanish and happen to be in collegiate courses. I can pick things up quicker than my uni-lingual(if that's a word) friends.
I'd love it if my high school suddenly got a whole bunch of foreign students to learn with.
That's crazy. He was in bed and was shot in the groin. Poor guy was prob getting his groove on. Who'd think a shot below the belt would kill you...painful yeah, but death? He was rushed to the hospital too, so you'd think ther would be a better chance for survival.
It hit the main artery in his leg and he bled to death. By the time he got to the hospital he was already in critical condition with a slim chance of survival.
Are polish pupils harming native british childrens education?
No, if anything they help. Why? Fresh minds give fresh ideas (not always good ones, but the majority of the ideas that work are good)
If British children get to take Polish as a second language that is a huge benefit to them. Learning a new and complicated language stimulates the brain and gives children a higher IQ.
I don't think it's a coincidence that I speak native English and Polish, and am learning Spanish and happen to be in collegiate courses. I can pick things up quicker than my uni-lingual(if that's a word) friends.
I'd love it if my high school suddenly got a whole bunch of foreign students to learn with.
El Gato
27 Nov 2007
Life / Cultural adaptation in Poland, which stages are you falling into? [11]
Sounds like me
ADAPTATION
Sounds like me
El Gato
27 Nov 2007
News / Thank to Polish people for current relations with Ukraine [89]
I know, I was just saying that we are historically a similar group of people.
I know, I was just saying that we are historically a similar group of people.
El Gato
1 Dec 2007
News / The most useless things in Poland [140]
He's just a nonconformist. He can't like anything most people do. It's against his code.
;]
This is the heaven that Michal does not understand.
He's just a nonconformist. He can't like anything most people do. It's against his code.
;]
El Gato
3 Dec 2007
UK, Ireland / Are polish pupils harming native british childrens education? [280]
Well then that's the government's fault and not the immigrants'
The government allowed them to come in such large numbers without really thinking it through. Student's shouldn't be getting blamed for this.
Thanks for clearing that up. :] I thought he was just being a hypocritical @ss.
the point is the children can only speak Polish and the Schools have no funding for the influx of non english speaking children. That means ordinary teaching resources are having to be diverted from educating the existing children, whilst they are attempting to teach the other children english so that they can take part in the day to day lessons. This is a major problem and quite rightly exisiting children should not be put in a position where their education is severely affected by this. This Government should quickly identify the area's where this is happening and provide the necessary funds to assist. Headteachers shouldn't have to go and lobby for funds they should be in School !!
Well then that's the government's fault and not the immigrants'
The government allowed them to come in such large numbers without really thinking it through. Student's shouldn't be getting blamed for this.
Thanks for clearing that up. :] I thought he was just being a hypocritical @ss.
El Gato
3 Dec 2007
Life / Indian moved to Poland [532]
I'm trying to estimate the level of sarcasm you used when you wrote that....
I'm trying to estimate the level of sarcasm you used when you wrote that....
El Gato
4 Dec 2007
News / A Pole to start the HIV AIDS epidemic? [52]
VS
Haha. My God. Talk about getting owned.
:P
You have to be intelligent to be taught? How the f*ck does this make sense. Obviously your not intelligent enought to udnerstand what the hell you're saying.
Yeah.....who trusts math these days...
Yes. Poland lacks water, food, shelter, electricity, etc. Some areas might still be behind the times, but to say that the country is third world is just either plain ignorance or just you being a jag-off.
Let's see the correctly collected data, seeing as we can't collect it ourselves because we are a 3rd world country.
Do you think before you post? Maybe you're an alcoholic and can't help what you post? Did you have a troubled childhood? Maybe you experienced something tramatic in Poland? Did you open your big mouth without thinking or being able to back it up, got your @ss kicked and decided to bad mouth an entire country for the rest of your life? If you really have nothing better to do than go online and berate people you don't even kniw, there's something wrong with you. You should find a hobby or possibly write a book about how abd Poland is. I'm sure the Poles and all their friends would appreciate you so much more if you give us data and statistics to back up your claims.
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Exactly.....so you are saying that in order to not be considered a 3rd world country, said country could never have been 3rd world.
So the 13 colonies were always a superpower that they are today?
Great choice of wording.
....but nobody else masks the figures....just us sheisty Poles, right?
I know that there is a very high level of Aids in Eastern Europe and that Poland does have a higher than usual level
VS
His charts
Haha. My God. Talk about getting owned.
:P
that is becouse you are not inteligent enough
You have to be intelligent to be taught? How the f*ck does this make sense. Obviously your not intelligent enought to udnerstand what the hell you're saying.
The Poles always try to prove everything from figures and this proves nothing at all
Yeah.....who trusts math these days...
The fact is, Poland, being a third World country, is behind other countries in collating the statistics properly.
Yes. Poland lacks water, food, shelter, electricity, etc. Some areas might still be behind the times, but to say that the country is third world is just either plain ignorance or just you being a jag-off.
High levels of unprotected sex and drug abuse is common as well as, of course, alcohol consumption
Let's see the correctly collected data, seeing as we can't collect it ourselves because we are a 3rd world country.
Do you think before you post? Maybe you're an alcoholic and can't help what you post? Did you have a troubled childhood? Maybe you experienced something tramatic in Poland? Did you open your big mouth without thinking or being able to back it up, got your @ss kicked and decided to bad mouth an entire country for the rest of your life? If you really have nothing better to do than go online and berate people you don't even kniw, there's something wrong with you. You should find a hobby or possibly write a book about how abd Poland is. I'm sure the Poles and all their friends would appreciate you so much more if you give us data and statistics to back up your claims.
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but when
Exactly.....so you are saying that in order to not be considered a 3rd world country, said country could never have been 3rd world.
So the 13 colonies were always a superpower that they are today?
Great choice of wording.
Exactly, my point 'to a tee'.
....but nobody else masks the figures....just us sheisty Poles, right?
El Gato
6 Dec 2007
History / Should goverments pull in war criminals from WWII? [33]
It's too late now. Too many years have gone by to punish them for what they have done. War crimes shouldn't be treated like everyday crimes. What happens during war wouldn't necessarily happen outside of war. People like BTK can be imprisoned years after commtting crimes, but imprisoning someone many years after the war is just ignorant. War makes people do drastic things, and many, not all, can't be accountable for them so many years after they happened. 1 or 2 years after the war are fine, but over 50 years aren't.
Just my 2 cents.
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Should goverments pull in war criminals from WWII?
It's too late now. Too many years have gone by to punish them for what they have done. War crimes shouldn't be treated like everyday crimes. What happens during war wouldn't necessarily happen outside of war. People like BTK can be imprisoned years after commtting crimes, but imprisoning someone many years after the war is just ignorant. War makes people do drastic things, and many, not all, can't be accountable for them so many years after they happened. 1 or 2 years after the war are fine, but over 50 years aren't.
Just my 2 cents.
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El Gato
6 Dec 2007
El Gato
6 Dec 2007
News / Illegal immigrant tries to get into Poland in a luggage [19]
Or maybe he was a contortionist?
Or maybe he was a contortionist?
El Gato
6 Dec 2007
News / Illegal immigrant tries to get into Poland in a luggage [19]
I missed all those little drawings...
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Do you draw them yourself?
I missed all those little drawings...
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Do you draw them yourself?
El Gato
7 Dec 2007
Life / Brits moving to live in Poland [88]
For how long?
Maybe if half the Brits come to Poland and then half the Poles go to Britain, Ponglish might become a universal language?!?!
Think about it.... :]
Historical buildings should be the number one priority when it comes to zoning. Would we really want to see sky-scrapers sitting next to castles? Sure it might be nice for a little, but the scenery would be nothing like it is now.
Keep the historical look of Poland, that's what has kept our national identity and pride strong for so long. Improve hospitals, roads, run-down apartments, non-essential buildings can be torn down, but keep the same look.
The streets are safer, you can walk to work, children are not obese or spoilt and family values are still important
For how long?
Brits moving to live in Poland
Maybe if half the Brits come to Poland and then half the Poles go to Britain, Ponglish might become a universal language?!?!
Think about it.... :]
Fine examples of modern design in totally the wrong place.
It might be business, but I find it sad.
It might be business, but I find it sad.
Historical buildings should be the number one priority when it comes to zoning. Would we really want to see sky-scrapers sitting next to castles? Sure it might be nice for a little, but the scenery would be nothing like it is now.
Keep the historical look of Poland, that's what has kept our national identity and pride strong for so long. Improve hospitals, roads, run-down apartments, non-essential buildings can be torn down, but keep the same look.
El Gato
7 Dec 2007
UK, Ireland / The Changing Face of Scotland - we need more immigrants! [178]
You should definitely worry about haggis (sorry if I butchered the spelling) more than kilts....
Gives highlanders a bad name....let's hit him with a shalaylee
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That's the word I'm afraid of the most :)
You should definitely worry about haggis (sorry if I butchered the spelling) more than kilts....
One of the regular trolls is from somewhere in the north lands.
Gives highlanders a bad name....let's hit him with a shalaylee
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El Gato
7 Dec 2007
UK, Ireland / The Changing Face of Scotland - we need more immigrants! [178]
Just like God...you might be the new Dalai Llama Grzeg :]
But on a serious note, who gives a damn. Keep tradition, make friends, and be kind to each other. That's all that matters. You shouldn't have to integrate to be welcome somewhere.
Do your job well, that's all I want from them.
Just like God...you might be the new Dalai Llama Grzeg :]
But on a serious note, who gives a damn. Keep tradition, make friends, and be kind to each other. That's all that matters. You shouldn't have to integrate to be welcome somewhere.
El Gato
7 Dec 2007
Life / Is drinking water in Poland good? [96]
Nope. Polish water, when consumed, mixes with Polish oxygen, when inhaled, and causes you to spontaneously combust. Defintely not something you want to happen.
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On a serious note, yeah it's safe to drink the water. Buy the water, don't drink it from a sink (I don't reccomend that anywhere, accidents happen and tap water can get contaminated) but the mountain streams are some of the cleanest you can find. Great stuff, Polish water.
Is drinking water in Poland good?
Nope. Polish water, when consumed, mixes with Polish oxygen, when inhaled, and causes you to spontaneously combust. Defintely not something you want to happen.
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On a serious note, yeah it's safe to drink the water. Buy the water, don't drink it from a sink (I don't reccomend that anywhere, accidents happen and tap water can get contaminated) but the mountain streams are some of the cleanest you can find. Great stuff, Polish water.
El Gato
7 Dec 2007
News / Illegal immigrant tries to get into Poland in a luggage [19]
What skill. I like to draw also. I'm more architectural than cartoonist, though. Doesn't keep me from trying sometimes. :]
Most likely...
No, my hand does. I just sit there.
What skill. I like to draw also. I'm more architectural than cartoonist, though. Doesn't keep me from trying sometimes. :]
Was the Ukraine woman charge with carrying an illegal immigrant into the country?
Most likely...
El Gato
7 Dec 2007
UK, Ireland / The Changing Face of Scotland - we need more immigrants! [178]
2 that I know of...haven't really seen him with his shirt off. Although his girlfriend Shiba has about 8. Can multi-task with the best of them. :]
That'll all change soon. People will see the light, have no fear. :]
How many arms has he got?
2 that I know of...haven't really seen him with his shirt off. Although his girlfriend Shiba has about 8. Can multi-task with the best of them. :]
Working and living in Scotland (working with a large Polish group and also socialising) I have yet to see Scots go "out of their way" to integrate with Polish people. Individuals yes, but the fault of not integrating lies on both sides.
Whether it's right or wrong, a lot of Polish people arrive here (UK) with poor English speaking skills so it's natural to want to be in a social group you feel comfortable in eg - that you can comfortably communicate in.
Whether it's right or wrong, a lot of Polish people arrive here (UK) with poor English speaking skills so it's natural to want to be in a social group you feel comfortable in eg - that you can comfortably communicate in.
That'll all change soon. People will see the light, have no fear. :]
El Gato
7 Dec 2007
UK, Ireland / The Changing Face of Scotland - we need more immigrants! [178]
Just thought of something. Wouldn't it be great listening to a Scot trying to teach a Pole proper English. The two accents would be great. What would the Polish accent sound like trying to speak in a Scottish dialect?
So many funny images...
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Scots and Poles will get along great. They'll drink, dance, and play football together. That's the recipe for perfect harmony.
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Just thought of something. Wouldn't it be great listening to a Scot trying to teach a Pole proper English. The two accents would be great. What would the Polish accent sound like trying to speak in a Scottish dialect?
So many funny images...
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Scots and Poles will get along great. They'll drink, dance, and play football together. That's the recipe for perfect harmony.
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El Gato
7 Dec 2007
UK, Ireland / The Changing Face of Scotland - we need more immigrants! [178]
Always is... :P
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it was the German who let us down.
Always is... :P
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El Gato
8 Dec 2007
News / Poland turning into a religious state? Polish politic and Church. [96]
When has it not been a religious state? When has religion not effected the choices most Polish people make?
Saying it's turning into one is stupid. It's been religious from the start, it just has new issues to face.
Poland turning into a religious state?
When has it not been a religious state? When has religion not effected the choices most Polish people make?
Saying it's turning into one is stupid. It's been religious from the start, it just has new issues to face.
El Gato
8 Dec 2007
Love / Things not to do with a Polish girl? [97]
3 lefts make a right
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Two wrongs dont make one right. :))
3 lefts make a right
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El Gato
8 Dec 2007
News / Poland turning into a religious state? Polish politic and Church. [96]
Yeah, in the past wars have been fought over religion. Poland called for help against its pagan neighbors in the past = Teutonic crusaders invade lithuania and eventually Poland sides with Lithuania to fight off the controversial crusaders.
Shame one you.....
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I'm talking about politic and education
Yeah, in the past wars have been fought over religion. Poland called for help against its pagan neighbors in the past = Teutonic crusaders invade lithuania and eventually Poland sides with Lithuania to fight off the controversial crusaders.
i don't care about what people think
Shame one you.....
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