UK, Ireland / Why Scotland doesnt Need any Immigrants By a Scotsman [56]

Is there a thread entitled Why Scotland doesn't need any Scots by an Immigrant by any chance?

We want home rule for England. There is a slight techncial problem finding enough NEETs who can count to tally up the votes. Perhaps we should outsource the counting.

Love / My polish ex threatens to commit suicide after separation [62]

Since when did wrists threaten suicide

Love / What are the best pick up spots in Warsaw? [24]


There's a good one just outside the airport..... but don't leave your car unattended as it may be the subject of a controlled explosion

Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]


Funny that. I'm thinking about some Irish people and some Jamesons in the same way. Last year it was 15 days before the last of them left post end Cheltenham. That was the record. Still four of them here today. They look settled. Off to the pub now.

Love / Just met the man of my dreams. I'm an American girl, he's Polish. [49]


They don't have Costco in DPRK. In fact I'm pretty sure they don't have socks either. Lots of bicycles though.

Love / Why do Polish Women Think They Know Better? [134]

... and to those of who who haven't yet made up your mind, get off the fence

Love / Why do Polish Women Think They Know Better? [134]


Yep, but we're all married ;)

Life / MEN'S DAY and FEMALE CHAUVINIST SWINE? Situation in Poland. [46]


We have lots of spare track, four cars (three of them broken) and two dodgy hand controllers if you need an upgrade.

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


Not sure my wife would agree with that comment.


I thought Mr O was taking care of that ;)

Love / Why do Polish Women Think They Know Better? [134]


No. That title is privileged information. Wouldn't want to spice up the thread;)


No. vague memory, good googling...

Love / Why do Polish Women Think They Know Better? [134]


Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything.

- Jane Austen

(it's the most recent riposte I can find)

Love / Why do Polish Women Think They Know Better? [134]


And whose fault is all that emasculation ?

We are doomed I tell you, doomed!

Love / I need some advice about a Polish young lady. [21]


Sounds like you need specialist advice from a cult advice centre such as the Cult Awareness and Information Centre. If she was happy and well adjusted before it sounds like a touch of reprogramming may be needed.

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


Ah, we must all be shareholders then.


And we must all sit on the Board of Directors too...

Where will the workers come from then? I know. We can import them from Central and Eastern Europe, pay them peanuts and exploit them. Just proves that commuinsm and capitalism are identical. Which leads credence to the wonderful paper that a young Szarlotka produced that proved that the The Theory of Perfect Competition and a centrally planned economy were one and the same. It was laughed at all those years ago but I always knew I was right. Now the whole world will acknowledge that fact.

Juche is my comrade in capitalism. This pleases me so I must away to erect a monument

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


Surely all the people of the DPRK should have a Merc then? I mean that would be real communism wouldn't it? Traffic jams in capital might be a problem though.

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


Ah, so we must brainwash the young. What a wonderful world that would be.

Tell me Juche, Juche baby, does the DL live in the same conditions as his devoted people, or does he live in spendour and tootle around in a nice Mercedes?

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


Ah, but that would not go down well in my capitalist commune village. I fear it would be vandalised by roaming gangs of barbour clad unemployed investment bankers. Perhaps I could put his statue in the tunnels instead. After all there was a track record of the real Ho spending time in tunnels no?

Back on track. Communism will always fail because of the inherent greed of the human race. Animal farm and all that.

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


I was digging over the weekend. I started out digging a big hole to make a new pond and it got bigger and bigger as I liked using the digger. Do you think I should carry on and build some some sort of underground shelter. Also what sort of monument do you recommend for me to erect. A giant Koi carp perhaps or maybe a statue of Maggie Thatcher?

News / Oil in Poland [12]


We will invade Poland, install a puppet government and build better roads.

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


There used to be a sign on a bridge over the River Stour in Dorset at a place called Longham that told you that if you damaged the bridge you would be deported to Oz. I think it said something to the effect that sheep worrying was a bit of a no no as well.

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


i.e we ran out of cash.

History / Why communism failed in Poland? [275]


Looking promising


You blew it.

Work / New English 'teacher' in Poland (I have no qualifications). [119]


I agree. If I ever tried to teach my lack of patience would have half the class dead within the hour.

Travel / What are you concerned about while planning a trip to Poland? [15]

1) Peacocks attacking me
2) Fearsome old ladies demanding payment for a wee
3) The exchange rate
4) Meeting some of my old customers to 'just go for a quick drink'
5) Finding out the bars and eateries have changed or been replaced by poofy wine bars with b list celebrities blowing air kisses
6) There is noooo rule 6
7) er that's it....

Law / Linux, Unix, and Open Source in Poland [119]


The true OO bigots won't like that choice. Mind you we can ignore them as they'll be huddled in the corner making small talk;)

I'm intrigued to know how come a lawyer has such in depth knowledge of IT matters. That's a rare combination.

Law / Linux, Unix, and Open Source in Poland [119]


There is a cure I'm sure;)

I battled an addiction to assembler and even machine code for many years. I gradually weened myself from their deadly embrace. Today I'm 010100001 0101010 10101010

Real Estate / Interest Rates for Home loans In poland [39]


By the time I could get an entry visa, I'd probably be dead. So I'll pass on that for now;)

News / Polish politician thrown off Lufthansa plane. Just enjoy. [60]


Another myth exploded;)

When someone can convince me what the behaviour of this guy REALLY was on the aircraft I'll make a judgement on the incident. Lots of newspaper reports, claims and countercalims as usual. If he was agressive, rude or plain old objectionable the crew are within their rights to boot him off.

To avoid a similar problem for yourselves in the future, only fly with Singapore Airlines.

Love / Polish women are known for their beauty, but men are so ugly (most of).. [250]

Could be worse - you could be poor.

USA, Canada / Polish Vodkas for American Pub [49]

Best of luck with your new venture Sledz, whatever you end up calling it!