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Joined: 20 Aug 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 9 Jun 2009
Threads: Total: 3 / In This Archive: 3
Posts: Total: 188 / In This Archive: 150
From: Ireland / Poland
Speaks Polish?: No

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theblueenigma   
19 May 2009
Love / Confused English man: is she stringing me along or is she confused? [62]

She isnt intersted, as Americans say your being played. Stop wasting any more of your time, lots of of other beautiful girls in Poland. You probably wont listen to anyone here anyway, but I suspect she just wants a friend and will use you as such until someone better comes along
theblueenigma   
19 May 2009
Love / Is sex with Polish guys different to sex with English guys? [173]

You remind me of my cousin. There were complications during his birth and unfortunately he was deprived of oxygen. These days he jogs half naked around the town with a log on his shoulder listening to 'the eye of the tiger' on his ipod.

Sex with Polish guys!!!! oh my God its the greatest sex. they are the best lovers.

Im guessing you ate a lot of paint chips as a child ?
theblueenigma   
20 May 2009
Love / Is sex with Polish guys different to sex with English guys? [173]

Yes, you got me :( Im jealous because some genius on a forum claims humans are better at sex because of their nationality or geographical location :) Im guessing your a teenager and Polish ?

Hey did you know its a scientific fact that Ugandan men are the best kissers in the world, or that Icelandic women are the best in the world at oral sex. I bet you didnt know that Australians are the best at holding hands and that Irish women give the best hand jobs in the world !!!!!

Some might say its pathetic, 'tipical' and very funny for a Polish man such as yourself to actually believe his countrymen are the best in the world at something that is completely individual. Because some girl had a night of great sex :)))))) Although I bet you have been walking around very proud the last few days eh ? :D Maybe its the Bigos, do you think its the Bigos that has made Polish men famous for being the best at sex ?

You gave me my first smile and laugh of the day Wulkan, thank you :)
theblueenigma   
20 May 2009
Love / Help, Polish men are very complicated! [51]

Also the hand-kissing thing - isn't this some kind of custom that all Polish people do??

Ive been living in Poland for almost 2 years and I have never seen a Polish man kiss a womans hand. I just said this to my Polish girlfriend and she has just laughed at the suggestion Polish men kiss womens hands, although she said her grandparents so it with friends occassionaly. I suspect he is being funny and exaggerating the notion of male charm. I often kiss my females friends hands but it is fun, and I assure you it isnt an irish custom either. Polish men treat women in no more a complimentary way than men anywhere, with the exception of perhaps some extreme islamic nations :) Just ask him out, what have you got to lose ?
theblueenigma   
20 May 2009
Love / Help, Polish men are very complicated! [51]

And I TOLD YOU that they are no different to English men..some are well mannered some are not...FFS they are not from another planet!!! HE IS A MAN from a european country, they are no different to men from the rest of Europe....

What part of what ShelleyS reply dont you understand, seriously ? Men are Men, all are different, all behave differently towards women, regardless of culture or nationality.

By the way does he just give you a quick peck on the hand or does he give it a little lick? If he licks, it could be that he's craving salt, offer him a bag of walkers ready salted and the hand kissing may stop.

lol ...............

Yes , indeed it is, maybe not all men but most, especially with the older generation (say 30 and over)

Nonsense, most of my friends in Poland are over 30 and they would roll around the floor laughing at you suggesting such a thing.

It's an old tradition. You can see old men in Poland still kiss women's hands. It's something like shaking hands but a little more affectionate. But it's rare among younger people these days.

True, but its an old tradition in every country.

By the way did he lick your feet yet. Its Polish culture to lick a womans feet, then turn around three times, jump up in the air and finish by slapping you on the left cheek three times. When he does that you know he is interested, try wearing sandals maybe
theblueenigma   
20 May 2009
Love / Help, Polish men are very complicated! [51]

Are u gay Angielski, cos ur profile says ur a man?

lol

Can someone help me translate something i can text him, to avoid the embarrassment of trying to talk to him in polish.

Yes, you can trust me I go to church.

Polish : Czesc biga boya, I lovz yza way youz licka ma handzes. I wouldz likz to ze make ze happyz happyz timz wiz you and havz your babiez. Na zdrowie Jestem w ciąży x

Translation : Hi there, its me (insert name) from work. Just a quick hello to see how you are and wondering if you would like to meet up for a drink sometime. Talk soon x

Just to clarify, which set of cheeks?

You rascal :D

Married? wife at home in Poland? Sounds like he's charming his way in to your knickers sweetie! I wouldn't bother chasing it any further.

Sounds like that to me also but shes happy and she likes her hand being kissed
theblueenigma   
20 May 2009
Love / Help, Polish men are very complicated! [51]

" Hi Dude, did you miss my cake this week? I hope you are looking after yourself, don't forget to have a shave!"

'Dude' ? You didnt say he was American, in that case language doesnt matter. Just wave an American flag, chant freedom and show him your feet
theblueenigma   
20 May 2009
Love / Is sex with Polish guys different to sex with English guys? [173]

hehe I know I did not give you a smile, you only say that to make yourself look confident but I'm too old for those tricks :-)

I assure you, you made me smile and you also made me laugh, or did you think that anybody other than yourself take little lines of anonymous text here seriously ??? Funnily enough I dont feel the need to make myself seem confident to you or strangers on this site or anywhere else :) Especially silly people who truely believe adults get 'jealous' because a silly girl on a website thinks an entire nation of men are the best lovers in the world.....because she has good sex with her boyfriend ? :))))

Considering your theories and how serious you are taking this, I doubt you are more than 18 yrs of age. If you are older Im pretty sure that the more you say, the more embarrassed your fellow countrymen are having to read what you have to write here :)

I have never said that and I don't even think that, it's that girl LAGirl who said that not me do you understand? :-)

You did say I must be 'jealous' and because I must not be polish that it was 'tipical' of me. What I do understand is that LAGirl is a very young and naive girl very much in love with her Polish boyfriend and they have a great sexlife together. For you to suggest a grown adult is jealous makes you look even more ridiculous than her, but it is entertaining :)

So, tell me more about you, how long have you been on this discussion group Wulkan ? :)

Well Shelley, you should've cracked out the old joke. Sit on my face and let me guess your weight :)

chortle :D
theblueenigma   
20 May 2009
Love / Help, Polish men are very complicated! [51]

BLUENIGMABOY - THIS IS SERIOUS - get a grip and help me out!!! Are you Polish? you are funny too!

I know it is serious, you have no idea how worried about you I am pumpkin. I am Irish, so unfortunately it takes more than a 'cake' to entice me :| Can you buy jaffa cakes anywhere near you. Its an old Polish tradition that if you like a man you stick a jaffa cake on your forehead, then when the object of your desire you sees this he has to politely lick all the chocolate off it. Many a Polish couple have got together in this way, beautiful culture
theblueenigma   
20 May 2009
Love / Help, Polish men are very complicated! [51]

YOU ARE ALL SAVAGES!!!!! I need help here, i'm off to find a proper Polish forum that actually works......

'Dude' dont be listening to no punk biatch Savage tree crunchers here ma sister from another mother. Holla out to ma Polska homies on the left side, soaking up da rays on the C side, neva gonna let ya inta ma B side. Peace home girl
theblueenigma   
22 May 2009
Love / Is sex with Polish guys different to sex with English guys? [173]

After reading all this I am thinking of changing nationality xD

You retard, perhaps a abortion at birth might have been a better option for you :|

I don't think that changing nationality would help u...U know...It's something polish guys get in there blood...

Do you walk into walls a lot ? Polish guys the worlds best lovers lol . . any nationality being the words best lovers lol Why is the world dumbking down so much, it seems there are more stupid peope in the world recently :(

This is like one of the dumbest topics.

Seemingly very very stupid people get a lot of airplay here :) I have a Polish girlfriend and we have a great sexlife. So on these dumbos measurements I should now start a thread that goes along the lines of :

POLISH WOMEN - BEST LOVERS IN THE WORLD.

Oh my God I have a Polish girlfriend, I love her and we have a great sex life so - POLISH WOMEN ARE SO THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT SEX. I remember sleeping with an Italian girl when I was 16, she didnt know what she was doing so - ITALIANS ARE THE WORST IN THE WORLD AT SEX

Stupid, stupid, stupid people lol
theblueenigma   
23 May 2009
Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]

I don't want your people mongrelising with mine so that we end up with people with intellegence and facial features and that look like yours.

Well donkey brain I am Irish and I have a beautiful Polish girlfriend. I hope that someday we will have beautiful little babies together. As for a mongrel, judging by the sh*t thats coming out of your mouth Im guessing your parents were a baboon and goat from Dublin Zoo, then sadly a lump of sh*t fell out of the goat and Ireland got you ! You are an embarrassment to Ireland, humanity and anybody with a brain. What the fu** has drinking spirits got to do with anything you retard, the Irish are the 4TH BIGGEST DRINKERS OF PURE ALCOHOL in the world. POLAND IS LISTED DOWN IN 42ND (WHO 2009 statistics) Now f*ck off you pointless little turd, and crawn back under your lonely little rock, you insecure little tit :) hey I just gave you attention, you getting horny yet ? lol you twat

By the way people, dopes like this fool Aryan can be found in every country. They are the same kind that were bullied as kids, feel lonely, havent a social life, never had a shag so just spend their days spouting crap on websites seeking attention whilst jizzing all over themsleves.

Highly entertaining though :D I think I have found a toy to play with :))
theblueenigma   
23 May 2009
Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]

I said I don't care about foriegn peoples opinions about Irish people

Do you think its coincidental that everyone here thinks you are a dope. I mean even your own people think your a clown, its better for a fool to keep his mouth closed than to open it and remove all doubt. Now **** off and count your warts, you troll
theblueenigma   
24 May 2009
Food / Krokiety Recipe [16]

Im suddenly so hungry
theblueenigma   
25 May 2009
Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]

So many non-Poles on this site. Why?

Why not ? I live in Poland and my gf is Polish, not that I feel I need to qualify to be able to post messages on a website. The vast majority of 'non' Polish people on this forum rather like Polish people and Poland

;)

;)
theblueenigma   
25 May 2009
Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]

I find it interesting, that's why. Especially given the majority of topic threads that I've read.

The majority of threads are wrote in english, and a lot of the topics dont just relate to Poland. Given that the majority of 'non' Polish people here are either

A, living in Poland,
B, have lived and worked in Poland at some stage
C, have Polish friends
D, have Polish partners

I fall into all of the above categories, so thats why Im here

:)
theblueenigma   
26 May 2009
News / Euro Elections 4th June - Who will you vote for ? [110]

Ill make it my priority to be in Ireland to vote, and I will be voting for Libertas. Not because I buy into al lot of their bullsh**, but because there isnt another viable option. I detest the EU and for everything it stands for, Ill also be voting NO again to the Lisbon Treaty
theblueenigma   
26 May 2009
News / Euro Elections 4th June - Who will you vote for ? [110]

Good for you, I wish we had a chance to vote No. Our unelected Prime Minister never gave us that option

Nor did any other country because they know the rest of Europe would vote NO also. Sadly Im afraid there is no such thing as democracy anymore, and they will keep giving us the referendum until we vote yes. I doubt people realise the ramifications of a YES vote for the lisbon treaty. Ignorance is bliss
theblueenigma   
28 May 2009
Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]

First of all Irish people (Im Irish and we rather like the Poles, but hate retards like you) drink double the amount of vodka and spirits, as do the British (fact)

Secondly sausages are lovely, especially Polish kielbasa . . delicious. Im not sure why you think sausages are an insult, that in itself makes you seem hillarious. You big, um....yeah you big Cabbage (are you insulted)

Thirdly the Polish contributed taxes to any other countries they live in, many having worked abroad for years. If they then loose their job because of the recession, they have every right to avail of social services and reclaim their taxes back.

Im not sure how you think Poles are nigros, but considering you seem retarded and are most likely trying to lick your elbow right now . . I forgive you for being duch a dope.

Finally, Im off to enjoy some beautiful Polish sausages now, then Ill enjoy my beautiful Polish girlfriend, and I might just have a tipple of fine Polish vodka tonight . . . life is good, then again you wouldnt know as I suspect you havent been outside the hospital ward since your friend Hitler was around

Cheerio pumpkin !
theblueenigma   
28 May 2009
Life / What are your favourite Polish Radio stations...? [27]

Im not sure which radio station it is, but there is one Polish radio station that qualifies as the worst. My gfs mum listens to it, and it plays the same 10 songs over, and over, and over again...awful chris de burg songs etc. Torture
theblueenigma   
28 May 2009
Travel / Few questions - Canadian-born travelling to Poland in less than a week [9]

I have heard it is unsafe to take a train in Poland - is this true?

I have often travelled by train and never had a problem, Poland is a much safer country than Canada. If you compare the crime levels of both, both serious and petty crime you are from a nation that is probably close to 10 times more dangerous. I know because I have experienced Toronto first hand. Just keep an eye on your luggage etc and you will be fine.

What should I NOT carry around with me?

Passport, large amounts of cash, just as you would behave at home

How do Polish people view Canadians as?

Im Irish but live in Poland. From what I can make out the Poles are indifferent to other nations, but dislike loud Americans. As for Canadians Im sure you will be treated with the same respect as you would be anywhere :)

What kind of ID is considered "valid" in places such as nightclubs?

You are too young to be in nightclubs, Im telling your mother
theblueenigma   
28 May 2009
Life / Wonderful Poland.......but the attitude of Polish people [150]

My company used to purchase in the region of 1 million metric tons of coal per month which was good business for poland, however I was forced to leave, my company now purchases its coal from indonesia as this is where i am based currently,

Bullshi*, you honestly expect people to believe that a company sourced that much raw material elsewhere because you were occassionaly bullied by a few drunken yobs in bars . . . nonsense

The uk really is one of the best and safest, modest and free spirit places to be it, I would really like to extend my appreciation to the british people as they really are a great nation, no wonder why they are accepted in any country....

lol I had tears in my eyes laughing at that. Ive lived in the England and I have family there, if anything it is possibly one of the most racist countries you will encounter because of uncontrolled mass immigration. Asians are particularly disliked in the Uk and are regularly targeted in race hate attacks. While I sympathise with any bad experiences foreigners encounter in Poland (If it is true at all) I suspect your porkies are designed to stir up trouble and you are a regular poster here mascarading as a hapless asian.

Your lies are too exagerated to be true, try opening another account but tone down the lies a little ;)
theblueenigma   
30 May 2009
News / Will economic crisis hit Poland? [38]

I suspect the banking sector will be hit in Poland, and credit will be curtailed somewhat. However Poles arent 'generally' loaded with credit or debt so I suspect it will escape the worst of the recession. Perhaps more importantly because there isnt mass media hype and fear in Poland about a credit crisis, people are still spending cash and thus money is circulating which is vital to the economy. Export neighbours and returning immigrants are a worry though, and I see all the recent multinationals moving on to Ukraine within a decade. That and I suspect the euro will be a dissaster for Poland, pushing up costs, inflation etc
theblueenigma   
30 May 2009
News / The Emperor is naked. Lech Walesa, fool or hero ? [34]

This Lech Wałęsa character intrigues me, as does his popularity. Im aware of his place in Polish history but my understanding of it is that he was more of a figurehead for other more active and relevant people in the trade union movement. I dont mean to offend anyone, but he comes across as a very, very stupid inarticulate guy in interviews and is internationaly seen as more of an embarrassment to Poland than anything else. Having listened to the oppinions of many Poles, it would seem that most would share this oppinion of him also. Here is an article I found on the net, it seems perfectly plausable to me.

"A giant fraud orchestrated by the Polish communist regime has been committed and we've all been duped. In the end of seventies the Polish economy was falling apart and the country was on the verge of collapse. A fall of the regime was inevitable. There was not much to do to prevent it to happen. There was no money and no food.

URL + 100 words.
theblueenigma   
30 May 2009
News / The Emperor is naked. Lech Walesa, fool or hero ? [34]

I guess I posted this thread as more a measure of Polish opinion regarding this character
rather than highlighting anything new to you guys. Lech Walesa intrigues me, as does the idea of him being a national hero and duping the Polish people for so long. It’s heartening to know that the younger generation question this guy’s true contribution to Poland’s past rather than perhaps idolize him like their parents might have. Are these publications about his true past and shady associations well known in Poland? I know there are books coming out about him, but will Polish people believe them? I think he would have no other option but to leave Poland if further revelations about him are in the public domain, although I wonder if he will get to keep his many awards etc. All these stories about him seem to be gathering momentum recently, Im fascinated to see where all of this will end for Mr Lech Walesa.