Language / Every language is unique [2]

There does'nt exist a language that would'nt have its own, unicue and non-translateable sentences. In this topic i would like to share with that information and i would apreciate that if you too would share with sentences (even jokes) you know.

The first sentence (for a start) is a not-so-well-known polish joke:

"Na gałęzi siedzą dwa gołębie; jeden grucha a drugi jabłko"
literally it means:
"Two pidgeons are sitting on a branch; the first one warbles, the second apple"

the spot, where is this non-translatable thingy is a word "grucha", which not only means "warbles" but is also known as "pear" (normaly said "gruszka" instead of "grucha")

So the entire sentence would sound:
"Two pidgeons are sitting on a branch; the first one pear, the second apple"

What is most fun in this joke is the fact, that even in the polish language it makes no sense:)
(accualy nothing else is funny in it...and that makes polish language so special :) )

Hope anyone has better idea than mine, both english and polish sentences apreciated.

News / Poles "perfected" the US dollar [3]

The popular polish saying "Polak potrafi" (a Pole can do) which has roots in many talents that poles have. There were many incidents that made from an "average pole" a comical stereotype. Not many know that the most perfect fake of the US dollar banknote was made by the group of the polish criminals. But scientists found the way to recognize the fake:

The real US dollar had minor imperfections in the print; on some banknotes the print was slightly in the other places than on the other. Poles just tried to make it to perfectly and thus they made an error. But the most popular stereotype about poles (and other slovac nations, especially russia) says that "Even if the mortal portion for an average human being of the alcohol is 4 permilles, it does'nt refer to Poles and Russians" and IT IS TRUE i heard about an accident that happened on road: the polish police patrol had caught a person who had 13 permilles (i'm absolutely honest, really) in his blood and he even was RIDING ON A BIKE. It was a great shock for the policemen. They took him later to a hospital in a fear of his life. There are many other interesting facts about Poland but it would take quite a while for me to write this all and it wouldn't be even a 1% of all i heard & know. Hope you all changed the attitude towards all poles and you'll still dig for all those interesting facts.

See ya!