Polonia / Polish-German Language Exchnage! [10]

I can't translate the polish for you but the german, as i'm sure you already know is fine. :)

Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]


Ahh but Sofi perhaps he meant to say: Remember this Briton hates you. In which case carry on. Spelling is not alway a British strongpoint

Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]


Said Mike Yarwood "and we never heard from him again." Banned. Probably. :)

Life / How much do you HATE POLISH PEOPLE and POLAND [1260]


Going off half cocked then. Lot of that around here lately wonder why? Have we seen any files or posts that may shed some light on it. Not in a garden sense we could be there for days and only come up with the cure for Limescale.

Guess that's what thought did. Check and recheck engineer's motto.

Where's the hammer? That's something else to be discovered yes it's all a bit mysterious.

And what's that whining noise.

Oh no. Yes.

Love / My ex from last year and this coming weekend [22]


Exactly otherwise there would be a whole host of home perm kits from Hovis. Extensive research in the North West show no correlation.

UK, Ireland / Polls for Poles in the UK [178]


No he does not and we were ignoring all that heavy duty stuff like hundreds of other people for years when you were a happy-go-lucky bloke. We didn't even know you'd got married. The In Law is an Ass apparently?

Politics Sex Religion. That even sounds as though it could actually be something to worry about had you not simply made it up to bolster the crusade.

So it was you that started the rumour about Admin closing the Singles section. Bang to rights mate. :)

UK, Ireland / Polls for Poles in the UK [178]


Or maybe not.

So the Naziism was just a something you used to promote your own agenda. Apt in a way. :) Maybe you should start a May Poles Poll for their Pole when not in Poland Poll?

Might catch on.

UK, Ireland / Polls for Poles in the UK [178]


If it's raining out this might notch you up to a category two.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6985808.stm

Interest piqued on the Lewis Hamilton part. More info?

Love / I reckon I've met a right plonker here - your thoughts please [44]

Trust your gut. It's never wrong. After all, it always knows when you're hungry, this is no different. :)

History / Ross kemp on Polish Gangs/Nazis - Untermenschen Nazis..?? [69]

folks aren't any political power in Poland and hopefully will never be.

I just saw the repeat tonight at one point RK says that a Skinhead/Hoolie is now Vice-Minister for Sport in Poland. True?

Feedback / My Thoughts on this Forum and Moderators [71]


So it's a special disincentive for those that take the time and effort to join in and foster that all elusive Esprit de Corps.

Fraternisation will be dealt with secretly. :)

Got it.

Feedback / My Thoughts on this Forum and Moderators [71]

I'm toe dipping into the world of on topic so interest picqued.


Got it.
I think.

Anything that we post on the Off Topic board may be deleted. Ok possibly then but don't quote me vibe going on here.

I rang up an IT Helpline once. Yes I know I was young and naive but they told me on the leaflet they may be able to help me.

My pc's cup holder was faulty and before i'd even asked them they said don't tell me, you're having trouble loading a CD.

Sounds so obvious now but you see I could have saved myself some trouble if the packaging had said not suitable for cups when I bought it. :)

Life / WHY POLISH PEOPLE DON'T USE THEIR NATIVE FIRST NAME WHEN ABROAD? [136]

In Austria they all Germanicised my name. I didn't ask them to, they just did it. Look at it as trying to blend in.

We're not playing Countdown after all. :)

UK, Ireland / Stop the Polish from entering the UK (yet another thread) [192]

<golf applause> Nice post Os.

UK, Ireland / Polish woman shot in London. [57]

Source? Details?

RIP in any event

UK, Ireland / Any poles here who live in north west of England ? [49]

ya right i woudnt **** it

How woud. Somewhere Jonathon Ross is nodding sagely.

Love / HOW CAN POLISH WOMEN KEEP A BLACK MAN? [84]


So really you want a Lesbian's view on how to keep a Drag Queen? The full Cher I assume? Otherwise that could be tricky


I asked Noel Edmonds and he said usually anything more that £25,000 :)

Love / Dating age difference - my 16 yo is dating a 26 yo Polish guy [102]

Not allowed on the Front line until you're 18 in HM Armed Forces mate. You can have a beer then die. We're sporting like that. I've seen Colchester on a friday evening.

UK, Ireland / Gullible pretty polish girls with immigrants in Ireland [60]


Nope contrarywise he's saying that the Poles opinion on the Brits has changed to such an extent that...

I offer no opinion on the rest as i'm not in a position to comment.

UK, Ireland / Gullible pretty polish girls with immigrants in Ireland [60]


Satan's Layby.

Apologies Bill, cheque is in the post.

Feedback / Why the Topic Subject MUST reflect the content of the post? [17]

it doesn't mean smaller rules should be allowed to be broken.

Rules are there for the guidance of the wise and for the blind obedience of fools.

Love / Do Polish men like to flirt? [42]


If it's what you want then let the above sentiments echo but I can't help thinking what the same posters would post if this were a man saying the girl was 20 years younger. :)

Language / Should I learn both Polish and German [147]


Yes sorry mate I lived too long in Austria, so now when i'm in a rush or just typing stream of consciousness, it comes out in watered down Upper Austrian. As a rule I try not to use the more colloquial words though unless actually there as German German speakers can't understand them. It's like a whole new world Jim.

As for Schweizerdeutsch. That is completely baffling at first and it doesn't get any easier. :) By far my favourite dialect is Kölsch for many reasons but I just love the way it flows. :) I guess it's being on the Rhine.

Saar'emo, wat hat he jesaat?"


And another visit by The Flying Proctologist. No one mention exhausts. Don't worry about him Michal he's feeling all vulnerable bless. Perhaps just two Shredded Wheat aren't enough these days. :)

By the way to answer your earlier question. I'm British with no connections German is just something I stumbled across a few years back. It treated me well so I dug deeper. :)

Language / Should I learn both Polish and German [147]


don't worry you make up for it with e fluency in other areas. :)

Do I sound challenging because I'm talking about stuff that sounds interesting but you're just getting into it? It's a drug mate don't do it I beg you run away while you have a chance - when you get deeper into this stuff there's always more going on than you can handle, this is why I got into this stuff: because there's always something to find out rather than the more usual (about the Arts) "Is that all there is?" No one told me that language learning goes on forever. Good innit

UK, Ireland / PASSPORTS FOR POLISH PEOPLE TO COME TO ENGLAND [103]


Apart from the peace, stability, increased trade, money for regeneration and those bumpy paving slabs at all Pelican Crossings what's the EU EVAHHH done for us...

UK, Ireland / PASSPORTS FOR POLISH PEOPLE TO COME TO ENGLAND [103]


But you'd be in breach of EU law. The free movement of goods, services and people between every member state.

Language / Should I learn both Polish and German [147]


Soon he found that quoting city names didn't work, that's when he turned to his trusty phrasebook but it came out as Ick can doy-tch nicked spraycan. He was promptly arrested for aggrivated graffittiing.

We're back to that pronunciaton thing again. :)

I would never profess to being competent enough

jo Marek i weiss, wos du meinst. In Österreich ham die meisten ÖsterreicherInnen, die ich getroffen hob, geprahlt, daß sie echt gutes Englisch sprechn können, aber normalerweise ist das ned der Fall gewesen. Sie ham sich jo verständlich gemacht, aber sie waren sicher ned so fließend, wie sie glaubten. I muss zugeben, i hobs lustig gefunden, als sie mit österreichischer Ueberheblichkeit versuchten, mein Englisch zu verbessern.

Anderseits für die normalen ÖsterreicherInnen ist die Sprachkompetenz ned so wichtig gö? I vermute, wenn sie mitm Ausländer einfach in seiner eigenen Sprache reden können, ist das wohl für sie genug.

naja es nervt trotzdem. :)

History / Memories of the Polish communist era [115]


You just need a Harmonica mate. :)

Language / Should I learn both Polish and German [147]

Peidiwch â phoeni'r merched yn y babell nesa.

If you hear them say this. Don't ask. :)

News / Air-show accident in Poland [81]


Ok now we're officially worried

Counting from one to ten not rooted out the Gremlin? Try one to five instead?

Any more advice would be good please mate after you've had a small drink to celebrate. Can one drink with tranquilisers