Love / How do Polish men treat their women ? [45]

That is the beginning of a slippery slope. Within days they would be asking for Jimmy Choo shoes, exotic holidays, credit cards.... hang on a minutes, it's too late!!!!

Love / How do Polish men treat their women ? [45]

I treat mine to the odd cappucinno and once a year take her to the cinema. Generous I know but what the heck

UK, Ireland / Legally changing my Polish name [28]

I fully agree that you should not change your name. Just carry a block of 4 by 2 timber around with you and every time one of us dumbo Brits mispronounces your name just give us a wack around the head. We will soon learn the correct pronunciation;)

Keep the name please

Love / Why do Polish Women Think They Know Better? [134]


Oh yes they do Pani J. Search and you shall find. Just take a few sandwiches and bottles of water with you')

History / Matters of Propaganda...Or: how was the West portrayed in Poland? [150]


I might have been one of the suckers;)

I have bits of the Berlin Wall in my patio amongst the York Stone.

Life / When on a Polish street you can see... [19]


for miles and miles and miles

News / Polish converts: When did you have your revelation? [29]


Nope, 16 and from a different dimension more like.

Work / Is 8000zl Brutto per Month a good salary in Wroclaw??? [39]

Pah! I wouldn't get out of bed for that.....

UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish immigrant in the UK. Ch. 2 - Stress [63]


What a gent you are guvnor. I'll have the Aston;)

UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish immigrant in the UK. Ch. 2 - Stress [63]


Who me?.... Please don't send me there. There's a price on my head in Bar Nobo. I want assylum in the UK;)

UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish immigrant in the UK. Ch. 2 - Stress [63]


True.... but so is March 10th, April 13th, August 5th and all other days except January1st when your New Year's resolution is to give up drinking and shopping;)

Edit - scratch my wife from January 1st (shopping I meant, it's a compulsive shoes disorder you see)

UK, Ireland / Sad life of a Polish migrant in UK. Ch. 1 - Staring [43]

My immediate reaction to attractive Polish ladies staring at me in the street or on the tube is that I must have left my flies open.....must be my age I guess.

Love / Why do Polish Women Think They Know Better? [134]


After 20 plus years I still cannot answer this question.

They just do...... live with it.

Life / Pre Paid Visa cards [27]


Really? I've been very lucky then. Never had a Visa debit card refused anywhere in the world. Now Maestro was a different problem!

Life / Pre Paid Visa cards [27]

So what's different between a pre-paid credit card and a debit card. In both cases you need a balnce before you can spend. Am i missing something here

News / ARE POLISH PEOPLE TAKING OUR JOBS OR DOING OUR JOBS??!! DISCUSS. [126]


Don't think that is an achievable objective. Most people only put the world to rights down the pub;)

Food / Who drinks fruit juices in Poland? Best Polish juice makers? [25]

Actually. much more prune juice and it would be one of the most regular threads on the Forum

Travel / Golf (courses) in Poland! [25]

Try here: golfinpoland.com

UK, Ireland / Moving to england from Poland? I'm making a documentary [23]


One and the same?

UK, Ireland / Moving to england from Poland? I'm making a documentary [23]


Do you mean England is worse than Poland (if so in which respects) or the worse place in the whole wide world (if so then I'd better move out quickly)

News / KRAUTS RESUME POLE-BASHING [60]

Is there one third party nation that both Germany and Poland hate? Then you guys could join forces for a while;)

Life / Hollywood career - Polish style...? [17]


Subtle. I like it;)

Life / Hollywood career - Polish style...? [17]


It may have just been something in his swimming pool;)

Travel / Traveling from Poland to London and back?! Transportation advice please. [9]

or national express - they definitiely run coaches to Bremen

Life / The Warsaw experience [8]


Known locally as Pokeman Cards;)

I see that you have not yet met the peacocks in Lazienski Park. Be afraid, very afraid.

Nice post Jay

Love / Are Polish girls charity workers? [132]

I see. Do they have an online payments system. I would like to donate a couple of quid to help them out. May not help in the leg over stakes but a Lech or two to numb the disappointment.....

Love / Are Polish girls charity workers? [132]


So the charity in question is Help the Aged then?

UK, Ireland / What are Polish Peoples Views of a Re-United Ireland [80]

Bloody hell, a Celtic Tiger. I thought the recession had killed them all off;)

Back on topic I asked the Boss what she thought of the question posed here, her being Polish. Her response was quite interesting. To summarise she agrees with most level headed people that the split should never had happened and that Ireland should be one country. However, since most of the inhabitants of the North want to remain in Britain her opinion is that you need to form a majority opinion in the North towards unification. If they said Yes I'm sure Britain would agree. Now since most of the Ulstermen don't remotely want thatto happen her solution is to breed more supporters. So her advice to you is go forth and multiply.


Home has been the UK for a long long time, but I'll pass your kind regards on.


So why ask for Polish opinions in the first place?

Life / Haunted Homes in Poland [173]


This happens to me every night. Poltergeist no - teenage kids that have discovered the joys of The Doors etc yes. Messy buggers.

Love / Poland reverse of fortune in dating [124]

Ha. This theory that began this thread may explain why I have never been molested or generally jumped upon in Poland. I'm just too handsome, suave, sophisticated and in possession of all body parts.