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MrBubbles   
16 Apr 2008
Study / Polish Language School Scams? Clarity Required! [28]

I have my own registered company this year, which my school set up for me, ... Is this done so as to make me complicit in their scam, I wonder. Perhaps I am too paranoid.

Well you can never be too paranoid in this job. The ironic thing about the ...dzielo dodge is that you end up doing more work - filling on forms, translating etc. - so that they can pay you less.

However, becoming freelance to work for a school doesn't really make you complicit in their dodgy deals, as long as you are free to choose other customers to work for. What you have to be careful of is that the school doesn't start telling you that you cannot work for anyone else because of some 'non-competition clause' in your contract. If they do have this, the school has to compensate you for the lost business (and ask you to sign the clause seperately) but the chances are, like with my boss, they are talking rubbish. A common trick all the same.

I'd like to take a moment to mention some of the other deals that have been offered to me by Polish schools in the past

- Teacher lives in Poland but school says he is resident in the UK. Because the teacher gets paid less than the minimum threshold, he doesn't pay any tax. This was thankfully made totally illegal since Poland joined the EU but some schools might still try it with US residence.

- Teacher has, let's say, 800 zloty a month written on contract but given verbal arrangement of , let's say,2000 a month. The school pays a lower rate of tax for the lower amount. Of course you have to be stupid to fall for this one and I didn't.

- Agreeing a NETT hourly rate and writing it on the contract only to tell you after signing that all amounts on contracts are GROSS amounts. This happened to me a few years back and I lost a couple of thousand

- "let's not bother with contracts". Very common. There's nothing that makes you feel more the professional that getting the tram to some elementary school on the edge of town in the evening, doing a 'lesson' without any materials and getting slipped a fifty note at the end. In some ways I like the honesty of this approach but it really isn't a long term option.

I'm sure there are others but none come to mind right now. What they go to show is that the private language school market in Poland is exceptionally terrible when it comes to employment. I don't know why they should be so much worse than others. Perhaps it is something fundamentally twisted about the school owners? Many of them are trained 'teachers' themselves - they have problems dealing with adults in the real world so they ruthlessly exploit the ones who work for them. I appreciate the tax system makes it expensive to employ people but they actively find ways to screw you harder to to their work for them, and expect you to be grateful for it.
MrBubbles   
15 Apr 2008
Study / Polish Language School Scams? Clarity Required! [28]

Sounds like a scam to employ you on 'umowa o dzielo' (sorry about spelling) - if you are employed on this kind of tax agreement the employer doesn't have to pay your zus. They might not have to pay the full rate of tax either.

Problem with ...dzielo is that you have to produce a tangible object divisible from your person. As you provide a service, a teacher cannot be legally employed on this status -You should be employed on 'umowa zlecenie', which is a contract to provide a service.

Schools get round this by officially hiring you to produce programes of study, materials or lesson plans, which you officially teach for free. The translation idea sounds novel and might be yet another product of the inventive minds managing language schools, tirelessly working to figure out surprising new ways to avoid their responsibilites.

Of course, this arrangement means that you might not be contractually obliged to teach your lessons, but then again, they are not obliged to offer you another contract when the current one is up - hence you sign a new contract every month. Another 'benefit' for the school, I heard, is that if you are paid direct to your bank account every month the tax office gets wind of it more quickly.

A surprising number of the 'reputable' language school franchises engage in these kinds of practice. It probably doesn't matter if you're only here for a year or two but if you want to stay in Poland long term, they should be paying your zus.

There is something truely twisted about the whole private langauge school sector in Poland.
MrBubbles   
15 Apr 2008
Travel / Krakow going down the toilet! [184]

According to my g/f (who has just returned from Krakow) it is.

On the **** was she?
MrBubbles   
15 Apr 2008
Travel / Krakow going down the toilet! [184]

No, the problem most British tourists have getting seved in bars implies wholesale discrimination.

It would, but it's not the case
MrBubbles   
15 Apr 2008
Travel / Krakow going down the toilet! [184]

Your problems getting served in bars does not imply wholesale discrimination against Brits.
MrBubbles   
15 Apr 2008
Travel / Krakow going down the toilet! [184]

It wouldn't happen in Britain

I've seen 'no football colours' or 'no stags' signs in the windows of pubs in the UK. The publican can refuse admission to whoever he likes.
MrBubbles   
15 Apr 2008
Travel / Krakow going down the toilet! [184]

Im sure us people in Poland don't mind the people coming to visit, its just the idiots that need to be controlled, and that's in every country.

I agree. I hope the Police set the dogs on them. I'll even hold their leads for them. Still, at the same time, if there weren't loads of dodgy nightclubs and bars, the louts wouldn't come.
MrBubbles   
15 Apr 2008
Travel / Krakow going down the toilet! [184]

Basically the Police need to have a zero tolerance approach to these idiots, if they step out of line when visiting any country then they should be arrested for breach of the peace and banged up for a few days and deported

Some on this forum would say that is undemocratic and an affront to the rights of free people
MrBubbles   
12 Apr 2008
Life / gourmet Supermarket in Krakow [2]

Supermarket ALMA.

A message from our sponsors there! Seriously though, my wife went to Alma in Wroclaw and loved it. Definitely worth a visit
MrBubbles   
11 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Polish mother and son jailed for life (POST THIS THREAD BY ITSELF) [32]

Yes they do. But thankfully its rare.

As it is in Poland

But our soft social services. Would prolly rescue them.
And take them all to disneyland florida.
At our expense

Well done! That's nearly a Haiku. I would call it "Bu****hit"
MrBubbles   
11 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Life in the UK for some Poles (sad article) [124]

Is this stupidity or what? In a country where abortion is free, legal, and easily available until the 24th week?

Good post! They ar probably scared of being judged by people like El Gato
MrBubbles   
8 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / Do Polish immigrants wish to stay in UK - long term? [92]

the recent tide of migrant workers from Eastern Europe who are coming here only to make money and not ... bring something to the economy

Sorry, how did you work this one out?
MrBubbles   
6 Apr 2008
Language / Difference between Polish Imperf. and Perf. forms "pierdolic" [58]

What is the difference between imperfect and perfect?

I think it's got something to do with the Slavic verb system. Polish, a Slavic language, doesn't have aspects for its verbs so it relies on the use of perfected (completed) and imperfected (incompleted) verbs to add extra meaning. I'm tentatively going to say that perfected verbs emphasise the completion of the action while the imperfected emphasise the duration of the action.

Uczyć - imperfected - to teach s/o s/t (like 'teach English')
Nauczyć - perfected - to teach s/o to do s/t (like 'teach s/o to ride a bike')

The only time you need to be aware of the different forms is when referring to the future and I think, when making '1st conditionals'.

If I were teaching them, I would be tempted not to present them side by side but approach them as diifferent verbs for different contexts as the choice of perfective / imperfective might have further implications than just grammatical accuracy - politeness for example:

Poczekaj! - Please wait for a moment (until s/t happens)
Czekaj! - Just fucking wait! OK? (and keep waiting, you cow)
MrBubbles   
6 Apr 2008
Study / anyone with CELTA? [73]

the things are also an opportunity for the 'stars' of the TEFL world to get drunk and shag impressionable young teachers.

And not just the young! In Torun the other year I got to the end of one particularly boring session with a rather famous author, got up to leave but had to wait until the crowd, yes crowd, of middle aged groupies had got their complimentary coursebooks signed. I shudder to think of any 'apres conference' antics that went on with that lot.
MrBubbles   
6 Apr 2008
Study / anyone with CELTA? [73]

CELTA can be done by non-natives which is also a bit controversial in a sense. When I watched the French and Austrian teachers teach, I could hear many mistakes which could be problematic. What if they entered a school which required them to teach 'a' and 'the'?

Well, I suppose it could be argued that the main aim of the CELTA is to familiarise a complete beginner with the principles of planning lessons / entertaining children rather than being a language assessment per se but yes, you do wonder what exactly your role in the classroom is when being a competent user of the language isn't really important...

Go to an IATEFL conference and see all the middle-aged Polish women who teach English and try to talk to them

I try not to {shudders] but to be fair to them they are usually the victims of pretty bad teaching courses from possibly 30 years ago. Things have possibly moved on a little since they got their qualifications but they usually haven't continued their training since they graduated - apart from sitting at the back of a sweaty IATEFL lecture theatre once a year, waiting for the handouts at the end. IATEFL's just a marketing exercise for the publishes anyway...
MrBubbles   
6 Apr 2008
Study / anyone with CELTA? [73]

I've known great teachers without any certification and horrible ones with it.

True. The only thing a qualification really tells you about a teacher is how committed they are to the job; A foreigner who is willing to fork out a few hundred quid on what is effectively a one month guide to operating a tape recorder is a better bet to a potential employer than one who jumps into teaching tot try it out but then might find a better job a month later.

Generally speaking, the worst EFL teachers I've met are ones with Polish MAs in Pedagogy. Most are truely dreadful...
MrBubbles   
6 Apr 2008
Study / anyone with CELTA? [73]

DELTA is really for aspiring trainers.

DELTA is only really a money earner for Cambridge, certain language schools who run (often substandard) courses and long term TEFLers who can't face going back to the UK. However, it is useful as a potential ticket back to the UK for people who are prepared to work in FE / HE
MrBubbles   
19 Dec 2007
Law / Under contract to teach and fraud, is there a fine to leave Poland? [35]

Should I regard the employers' frauds an expression of 'the typical attitude I've come to expect from the British and Americans'?

No, read my post again. I'm talking about the attitude of Poles that 'oh it's your fault you got ripped off and now I'm going to get back to the TV or whatever.'. The employer's a shark and they should be made accountable.

PS It's rude to call people 'pal'
MrBubbles   
17 Dec 2007
Life / Whats gay life in Poland? [140]

a soluatio to get rid of the polish peple who are distroying our lovely buitful IRELAND.

The self-hating Pole speaks.
MrBubbles   
17 Dec 2007
Law / Under contract to teach and fraud, is there a fine to leave Poland? [35]

Write this down to that famous learning curve – you have learnt in the best way, through your own errors.

So you're saying that his employers are without blame here an it's his fault he got ripped off? Typical attitude I've come to expect from the Poles.
MrBubbles   
10 Dec 2007
Language / 'w' - difference between accusative+locative [18]

I know you can use the preposition 'w' with accusative or location(ex. w życie, w życiu)
What's the difference?

Check the phrases on google. There'll be some verbs that use the accusative and some that use the locative.
MrBubbles   
29 Nov 2007
UK, Ireland / Polish Restaurant - Polski Kuchnia in the Greater Manchester area [48]

4. Are there any traditions that the Polish follow when sitting down to eat?

It's common for the Poles to stand before a meal and sing the national anthem. They then thank God for the meal by slaughtering a hen and throwing their beer glasses in the fire.

It's also considered good manners to burp loudly at the end of a meal.
MrBubbles   
28 Nov 2007
Travel / Gay bars in Warsaw [16]

a mate of mine has to spend a bit of time in Warsaw with work. He's been asking me about gay bars and clubs,

Well, send 'your friend' to this site - warsaw.gayguide.net/Gay_Guide/Bars_Clubs

There's all sorts there
MrBubbles   
27 Nov 2007
UK, Ireland / Are polish pupils harming native british childrens education? [280]

""Teachers want support, both in terms of knowledge and immediate support in terms of teaching materials," said Mr Sinnott."

Teachers are losers who can't do anything else. Pfah!

He was in bed and was shot in the groin.

Well.. when you got guns you gots to use 'em